Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

Nothing better than beating the ♥♥♥♥ our of nazis, it is and always will be morally correct

Good game, same as Wolfenstein the New Order and Old Blood, but it incredible how much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times this ♥♥♥♥ freezes. I see a cutscene for 5 minutes, then kill nazis for 10 minutes and thie game freezes crashed. Checked on Internet, it seems to be because I have activated the ubber in video option, I changed this and it keeps on crashing. Game story is bad, gameplay is good. shotgun best weapon. Edit: For the ones that have this problem, It seems to be caused when you have an AMD CPU that has an IGPU and you also have a normal GPU, to fix it what you need to do is restart your pc, go to the BIOS and then you have to disable the IGPU of your CPU. This fixed my problem and was able to kill Hitler 5/7.

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With the exception of a crash dump error that happens every 2 hours of gameplay or so, game runs beautifully. I'll say the same thing I said for the review of The New Order: if killing nazies is woke, than brother I am wide awake! With that being said, Grace is an unbearable character that is borderline racist in her sterotypical persona. The game leans too heavily on this camp while sacraficing some of the nuance from the previous title. Gunplay feels more excellent yet level design is worse. Music is better while pacing is worse. Overall, judging it as a sequel it is adjacent to the previous title but that doesn't mean it is not a good time.

Peak FPS, the best Wolfenstein of them all + pristine optimization

Провел денацификацию

Not as good as The Old Blood and The New Order, but still fun. Dual-wielding guns in this game is a bit hard .

Opened a Submarine and Saw a Black Dude and a Fat "Nazi" Female have Anal Saw Hitler Piss in a Bucket Saw Hitler Vomit Kicked Hitler in the Face when he was down 10/10

Too many crashes, gave up

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