BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition

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big man ting

Absolute trash.

its fun and runs great kinda like old school gta games but without the drving and shooting lol a lot of boneing lol

Good time. Run around smashing people, things, etc.

don't buy

theres alot of bugs still, and sometimes the game goes dark screen and then nothing happens. but its worth it. its like GTA but a porn version

I'm freaking out. This game is so good...AND FUNNY! Seriously, I was laughing the "hole" time! Heh.. little joke there, thumbs up if you get it! Anyways, the combat is really "deep." One more joke there. And when I said I was laughing, it's because of the various abilities, or drugs, you can find! Like, you can take some mushrooms right, and they give you invincibility! But each item has a secondary use! Holding down shift will let you LITERALLY FART ON ENEMIES!!! God, the first time i found that out I was DYING. Not only that, you can use a movement/ attack ability that let's you propel yourself backwards with a fart that also damages enemies! Smoking weed let's you get high and I MEAN HIGH. Ripping a fat one with a bong increases your jump height and even plays little space effects like you're an astronaut trying to fly to the moon! Hah! But let's talk about the REAL reason we're all here, SEX. Like the name suggests, everyone in this town is eligible to bone! But not everyone is ready and willing from the start, oh no. You start off the game as a LOSER with tiny balls! The hotties don't wanna get down and dirty with just anyone ya know? But the FATTIES? They'll be with you through "thick" and thin, HAH! But there must be a way to upgrade my ball size, right? And the answer is YES. How? By stealing the bodies of totally sexier men and taking THEIR giant balls for your own! First thing you do in this game is beat up some random dude on the pier, knock him out, drink some whiskey and steal his body. But whoops! His balls aren't that much bigger! You'll find various weapons to deal more damage and take on those tougher douche bags with bigger balls! Work your way up and you'll soon have the biggest balls in the city. Every lady in sight will want a piece of that action! So get out there and take BoneTown, the city of wanton sexual bodaciousness, by the balls! On an side note, the music in this game is actually surprisingly catchy. Some of my favorite songs I could find in the game files were unnamed but seem to have been made by a singer named Kev Lee. The game uses a lot of his songs for it's soundtrack. I found a comment in a youtube video that discovered the songs are from his album, Genre. My personal favorite is Mornin, Noon & Nite.

My favorite part is how y'all made yourselves the bad guy in your own game. As if WE didn't already know you were bad lizard people. "All about my balls" eh? Could that be because if the ruling class doesn't keep our balls empty or destroy them entirely we just might do something about the "missing" children, wars for profit then there's the whole slavery re-branded as interest, tax codes and fractional reserve centralized banking? Don't worry you're the bad guy in my game as well, stupid suits, demon star and luciferian pyramid eye n' all. Though I would like to also take this opportunity to thank the people who made this degenerate game for letting the rest of US pretend its 1990 and temporarily loaning (WITHOUT COMPOUND INTEREST TABOOT!) the US the tiniest bit of the preferential treatment they enjoy daily. Beings if ANYONE ELSE made such a game it would be considered racist and banned entirely immediately. A "Free People" can't even post half this crap on their Facebook, which reminds me again I would like to thank the people who made Facebook.... Y'all related? Get a real Job. AI can make ♥♥♥♥ tier games for free bucko.

Genuinely funny, different, player friendly with a wide range of how you can play/engage with the content. I appreciate the love and effort put into the game. Reminds me of LL: Magna ♥♥♥ Laude - both games are a fun little distraction, but this one is far less tedious with way more payoff in terms of scenes, minigames, and content. Also really love the wide range of sexual diversity on display. It's a buffet, for better or worse