Titanium Court

It's tough to talk about this game without feeling like you're trying to describe a dream to someone, and now that I've completed my journey I can see that's as intentional and well thought-out as every other aspect of this game. The day I finished playing, I still had to go to work afterwards, and I found myself staring at the tiles on the floors and walls and feeling vaguely melancholy that they would never shift or dance, would never have any special meaning or purpose, they would just sit there in a rigid grid for all time.

It's unique. I found the gameplay weird and repetitive after a short while. The story and 'weirdness' wasn't interesting enough to retain me.

This game punishes you for playing. This game punishes you for not playing. This game punishes you for 100% it. This game burned my house, slept with my wife and shot me in the stomach. 10/10 I recommend this game.

Played on Steam Deck with PS5 controller, and with mouse & keyboard. I truly feel like I've wasted my time on this game. It's too long for what it is. I would actually recommend this game if it was 4 or 5 hours of gameplay. It's just repetitive and the same thing over and over. The meta commentary isn't clever, but a weak insult to the player for supporting the dev. This game stinks, I won't be buying anything from this dev again. It was almost saved when I thought the Atlantic Salmon song could've been an alternative ending, but no. Just more of the same, boring game with the same, monotonous, meta dialogue.

There's just something about a Potion of Liking Baseball that I can't deny as impossibly compelling.

A game whose very narrative gets in its own way. A strong recommendation if you love meta commentary.

Actually trailers (no matter how surreal they are) are better than 98% of other trailers at describing the game. If you like/intrigued by them, go buy the game and try it.

broke my heart. thank you, i miss you

Less yapping and more explaining how the game works.

One of a kind, clever absurdist indie gem. Fantastic humor, music, strategy, and aesthetic. ((TO AP THOMSON: I'm begging you, please let us continue a save file after rolling credits! If I'd known the point-of-no-return warning meant my save file would be locked I never would've done so. Let me keep playing your wonderful game without starting over!))