BoneCraft

Better than Dragon Age: Veilguard

I feel kinda sad having to downvote this one. But while I wish the devs the best, I kinda feel I have to. I want the reviews of my h-games reflect their quality as well and steam has a huge issue with people leaving "haha boobs" reviews on such games, making it very hard to find the good ones. I heard it was better than bonetown. Not in my experience. I enjoyed bonetown, but I did not enjoy this one. It's not open world, the missions are very boring, the weapons feel like they have absolutely no punch (several shotgun shots to the face and the dudes are still not dead, it's an eternal whack-a-mole) and often it feels like you're hit by invisible enemies because apparently some elf archers can shoot across the whole map with pinnpoint precision or something, the h-scenes are exactly the same as in bonetown except your character is a space marine midget, and in the real game there are just orks (that differ oly in clothing) and elves (that differ in clothing and color), all other girls are not in the story but just in an extra menu and just copypasted from bonetown. The humor is very childish but not in a good way ("I'm part of her cabinet" - "I don't care about her furniture", haw haw) and it runs about as stable as a ♥♥♥♥♥ after a night of "anal on the house". It doesn't even shut down cleanly, you have to kill the process in task manager. It's.. just not fun. Also sidenote, why the hell would they name it bonecraft, have starcraft space marines and not let me have kerriganussy? I know, I know, warcraft, but. Infected. Kerrigan. Queen ♥♥♥♥♥ of the universe. would've been so great

Главная изюминка BoneCraft - это его тонкое (не очень) чувство юмора. Диалоги полны сарказма, отсылок к поп-культуре и откровенного стёба над фантастическими штампами. Вы пьете реактивное топливо, ссоритесь из-за эльфиек и ведете корабль пьяным в стельку - что может пойти не так? Вы некая смесь космического ковбоя и бабника, который с верной командой «космодесантников» рубит орков, палит из огнемета и ищет главный приз галактики - королеву эльфов. Стилистика игры - это прямая и веселая пародия на Warcraft, StarCraft, Warhammer. Геймплей простоват, некоторые достижения по ощущениям невыполнимы и забагованы, управление немного кривовато, но к нему быстро привыкаешь.

It's cute, funny and charming in a toilet bowl humor way but it's a mediocre game... The animations are stiff, it's cheesy and the missions are repetitive and lacking but it's still a lot of fun... Plus, we need to support porn games so we can get even more developed!

I watched Sean Connery and George W Bush get head from Tyrande Whisperwind.

This game might seem like a decent option for some casual gaming, but it seriously drops the ball with its achievements, which are some of the worst I've encountered. Playing on hard difficulty only ramps up the frustration as enemies dish out heavy damage and they have spongy health. I hoped that UPGRADES might balance out the game-play as you progress, but they HARDLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE. If you are aiming to 100% this game: it's best to pass on this one.

⭐⭐⭐ Came for the sex (no pun intended), stayed for the humor. Hilarious game.

TRASH.

Jeu incroyable tant par sa narration asymétrique que part son gameplay et ses animations. Un véritable chef d'oeuvre transcendant les codes et les genres. Je me suis surpris a faire durée des passages qui m'ont ému jusqu'au larmes 1h30 de ce jeu m'ont déjà fait comprendre son plein potentiel, pure apothéose entre Warhammer et warcraft, je n'attend qu'une chose c'est une suite a cette "dinguerie" Bref a ajouté a toute bibliothèque steam d'un gamer qui se respect

So, for what it is, it's good. However, everything this game does, Bonetown does better, but if you like the vibe, then I would recommend it. I enjoyed what I played and it was worth the shekels. I plan to play more in the future.