BoneTown: The Second Coming Edition

This game is funny, the good kind of funny that does not exist anymore where you laugh at the feeble attempts of mediocrity masquerading as normal behaviour for adults. The sex is great too but the graphics may not be your cup of tea if you are not from the era also it is charmingly outdated! honestly I love this game so I strongly recommend!

I see potential in this game, only in that other games' updates see consistent improvements, and the amount of ignorance this game holds, feels like there's a lot that can be done with it. However, I had to stop after my 6th hour because the history that the game unfolds, in accord with one of the goals I'm supposed to make, I was a literal white-washer. As in, I was told to "cleanse the island," no option out. Yeah, done.

LOOK AT MAMI LOOKING FLY IN THE PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Having finished the game to it's completion, I think I can finally give a fair review of the game. Story: 7/10 For an Adult game that came out in the early 2000s, it's surprisingly well put together, Well as much as Adult Sex games can be that is. It's quite possible the raunchiest, offensive, every possible "-ist" game you could think of. And if you're willing to turn of your brain and just go with it, I think you'll come to enjoy the game. That being said, I thought the chapters of the came would be a string of interesting missions and other freaky ♥♥♥♥, but it's just literally a to do list of Girls you're gonna ♥♥♥♥. I thought Candy played a bigger role in the story, but she's pretty much just the intro Girl to the game. Overall, I think its alright. Gameplay: 6.5/10 First off, The stealing Identity mechanic here is pretty interesting. Although for me I found out a little bit late in the game that you can keep beating up dude to find a better body with high stats that affects you're core gameplay, but the game didn't really explain that well to me. The combat here is where this game really shows it's age even with the digital remaster. The combat is very basic and bare bones, and not very good mind you. You have a normal attack, a heavy attack and a block. I wouldn't mind this if it weren't for the fact that you get outnumbered here, a lot. It's very drug reliant. but once you unlock the beer smash attack, the lightning one, and eat a mushroom, you pretty much broke the game. Sex: 7/10 Now I was planning to put this on the gameplay section but, I decided that this needed to be on a category on it's own. Sex here is part of the gameplay and not just a means to get you off. Much like what Candy said in the intro, It's all about your ball... for some reason idk. Anyway, with small balls you can get Fatter girls to do you, but if you have balls the size and the gravitational pull of a small moon, you can screw the the anorexic beauts with waists concerningly the size of you wrists, but if you can tell by my tone, I like my women a little curvy, with a little fluffy pouch to lay my head on. Anyway, once you unlock all the positions, it gets old, mighty fast. I love that you need to get the girls off here, not a lot of gooner games that do that, it makes your balls bigger. but the camera angles ♥♥♥♥. Overall Rating: 7/10

this is a game that I have played

Vr please

Wow, where do I even start with this game? Bonetown is an absolute masterpiece work of art. This game easily takes the crown for being the greatest game ever made. I cant think of anything better. MAYBE red dead redemption 2. the last of us, GTA 4, resident evil 4, Elden Ring, and dark souls might be within a couple miles of this games quality. Bonetown the second coming edition has the most preem voice acting that was without a doubt put together by the absolute best in the biz. The graphics are completely unmatched, going way beyond that of the greatest in the industry. The in game mechanics are so in depth with the most important factor being that they are just outright fun. The writing is absolutely divine and in depth. Bonetown is not just a game, its a whole experience that will make every other game seem like small fry, for a lack of a better term. What else can i say? other than play this game now!

Tbh we all know why we're ultimately here. With that being said, its honestly a good game overall. You can steal identities as a mechanic and take peoples costumes and each costume comes with their own stats and it can help your ball size and strength of the weapon you have equipped. It remind me of the Hard Times games, but maybe a higher definition version.(turned raunchiness up to the maximum level). All the drugs give you super powers. 10/10. They're crucial in some missions. Even in the beginning of the game. I'd recommend the medium difficulty. If you're not stocked up on drugs you'll get pooped on fore sure. Overall pretty fun. It's also got several different map locations to explore with their own stereotypes of NPCs. OH MAN DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED. The humor feels as it's trying to push the limits with satire of stereotypes. All races are made fun of equally. Even religions get cracked at almost instantly. If you get offended easily, I'd save your money, but if you're horny and ready to be the man you could never be in real life.....$$$ (. )( .) $$$ (boobs) cough up that dough sucka.

Quero é sexo, EU QUERO É SEXOOOOOOOOOOW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AHHHHHHHHHHH

It's a fun adult game that's interactive. The DLC's help it make it much better for LGBTQIA. There is cursing, homophobia, and religious trauma as comments by npcs. And of course, violence. Sex and drugs are obviously a theme. But I like it a lot.