
Play as Cassiel, a foul-mouthed angel trapped in a time loop with a mission to save Heaven. Use the magical clock bestowed upon you from Death (yes, that Death, from Manual Samuel, stop asking) to jump between timelines across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim to stop Heaven from going boom. Again.
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In just six hours, Heaven will be obliterated—unless you can save it!
From the team behind Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle, in The Holy Gosh Darn, you play as the angel Cassiel on a mission to stop the destruction of the afterlife. To do that, you'll harness the power of time travel by using a mysterious magical clock given to you by Death. Jump freely between past and present as you uncover secrets across Heaven, Hell, Earth, and Helheim. Insights from the future could accelerate events in the past, so make every second count!
The Holy Gosh Darn is a riotous narrative adventure built around time-travel as a core mechanic. Wield your trusty time-traveling watch and hop any point during the day, uncovering the secrets of a mysterious artifact created by God himself. Along the way, you'll meet a hilarious cast of characters and explore ever-shifting locations as you try to prevent an army of Phantoms from overrunning heaven. Which is really annoying, because you live there.
This hilarious action-adventure blends time travel with Metroidvania progression, inventive puzzles and over-the-top set pieces. The Holy Gosh Darn will answer life's most burning questions - like why time travel makes you barf, why why swearing is reserved for angels, and why it's completely fine to rudely skip dialogue when you're racing against the clock to save Heaven. The trilogy of The Holy Gosh Darn, Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle might all be in the same universe, but they can be played in any order you like!
Prepare for outrageous humor, brain-tickling puzzles, and a chaotic adventure that'll keep you grinning from start to finish!
Over 6.5 hours of fully voiced dialogue - One dedicated “Shut up” button that can skip it all!
Time travel game for everyone, even if you hate time travel games
Sprint, dash and jump through the afterlife as you uncover secrets across both space AND time!
Unique time-pressured narrative requires players to hurry along NPCs as they uncover new information.
Uncover fresh narrative strands which are triggered by progression, time, space and logic.
23 Heavenly Elders to insult! Gotta diss them all!
Exactly 4,250 dogs - none that you can pet.
Sums Steam only; PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $3.99−80% | 277reviews | 97% | — | $16.2K |
| $19.99 | 88ratings | 92% | — | not modelled | |
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节奏很舒服,剧情很好看,很喜欢这种几乎无时无刻都有新体验的感觉,人物塑造很给力强烈好评(我真的很喜欢主角卡西尔这个有责任心的小女孩,如果又出续作这个角色还有剧情我会很开心的),反正就是好玩好玩好玩我真的很喜欢这个游戏为什么没什么人玩,, 接下来是一些我个人认为的缺点: 1.丹尼尔,我受够你了,你长这样啥意思,看几次无力几次。除了丹尼尔后面有个融合怪长得也让我第一次看到眼前一黑,这里就不透露了 2.全成就太难了,如果追求完美通关希望第一次打游戏就收集完的几乎不可能,能做到我夸你厉害(长老们you r suck) 3.汉化其实有点小问题, 除了这三个我还真想不到什么缺点了,整个游戏很对我胃口,能跳过对话和[spoiler]第二阶段的传送功能[/spoiler]深得我心,很喜欢这种不拖泥带水的感觉。 还有那些说这个游戏没什么营养的评价,我觉得这个游戏不止有很多讽刺,还教会了我哪怕离世界末日还有六个小时你也不用太着急,可以去听六个小时的八卦和一口气骂十个长老,还有就是剧情不一定要什么深度的,好玩就行 最后希望这个游戏能大火特火,我需要神经病座天使的抹布文谢谢,神经病还骂我
你是一个普通的游戏爱好者,这天你打开游戏推流平台,偶然发现一个游戏叫:神的超级大宝贝。你点进去看了两眼,美漫画风、全配音、莫名其妙的笑话,以及4000条不能摸的狗,看到这些你能拒绝它吗?不知道,反正我不能。所以这是我的神的超级大宝贝repo。 很轻松有趣的一个游戏!说是类银不过其实和类银没有太大关系吧,有能力解锁新地点的环节不过本质只是rpg通马桶——呃,很长很长的马桶。 女主卡西尔是掌管敏捷的天使,每天的工作是坐在椅子上和朋友一起猜下一条上天堂的狗是什么品种(老天,每一条狗都会上天堂!)然而就在今天傍晚,恶灵突然袭击了天堂,据说要用仓库里一样叫做“神的超级大宝贝”的东西才能抵御。当然,很遗憾,现在太晚了,她失败了。不过好消息是,本次恶灵袭击的罪魁祸首死神主动找到了卡西尔,提供了时间回溯的能力,请求她协助自己弥补过错、拯救世界。天堂真是个充满官僚主义的鬼地方!到底哪里来这么多必须要走的狗屎流程?总而言之,卡西尔不得不反复回溯时间(呕呕!)拯救天堂。 游戏的核心玩法正是回溯时间,你可以随时随地用死神给的怀表把时间往前拨,去和不同的人对话、找新的线索、赶不同的ddl,或者是把某些东西存放进来直接带去不同的时间线里头。在这方面游戏设置了很多花样,比如你辛辛苦苦找到钥匙,结果负责开门的老头非要你和他一起喝一杯现磨咖啡(冲泡时间一小时),你得回去给他找杯立刻就能喝的——不然他要睡了;有时候你得玩个不明所以的跑团游戏…呃好吧到底他们在干嘛?不知道啊?等这个游戏玩完天堂都爆炸了!你要赶紧找到速通规则然后回去大杀四方;有时候你要找的线索掌握在一个事精手里,他仅仅因为你忘记给他带个礼物就要拒绝回答你的所有话! 虽然整体主线可以说是毫无自由度,一根马桶通到底不存在一题多解的乐趣,不过大部分时候也没有那么简单,我个人觉得思考空间还算恰到好处吧!而且你也可以在任何时候丢下任务乱晃,去找游戏里设置的各种小彩蛋。这方面游戏也下了很多功夫:几十个可以被辱骂的老头,神秘的天堂野史,还有更多呃……摸不到的狗。这些的话一部分是和能力解锁挂钩,一部分就是纯粹的神秘电波彩蛋,我也没找齐不过还是挺好玩的。 这作比较有趣的点一是对于很多需要赶时间的场景,你可以快速打断对方好让别人不再和你叽叽咕咕讲废话(拜托!我赶时间!)但也可能因为太没礼貌被人拒绝;二是这个游戏做了挺多小细节,比如穿着死神的衣服和别人说话可能会被人吐槽说我还以为死神来了呢!不管什么鬼台词都有全配音,配得还挺好的;三是在设定上就有很多很好笑的设计,比如在地狱讲脏话会被罚款,天堂的天使则每天都在骂god damn it!还有飙车老太太、家里蹲上帝等等,这种乱七八糟的设计遍地都是,如果你和我一样喜欢这种莫名其妙的幽默感,那这个游戏肯定值得体验👍
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Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.14/day in the week to Jul 30 → 0.86/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
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Languages: English*, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Russian, Portuguese - Brazil, Turkish, Norwegian*languages with full audio support
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Hours played at review time, across 59 reviews with recorded playtime.
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好玩但是好多支线都没完成啊,网上也没啥攻略
This one is the first one I’ve played in the trilogy. Got it when it was 80% off. And it's 100% worth it. I really love the voice acting. Cassiel has a beautifully crisp voice that reminds me of opening a bottle of soda pop. Death sounds a lot like Beast Boy (in a good way). And the Holy Spirit sounds suspiciously like Mr. Mackey (also in a good way). The dialogue writing is amazing. As many have already pointed out and praised, it's casual, fun, and chaotic. It fits well with the other aspects of the game. Everyone loves it! (I guess except this guy who refunded because they are playing in front of their kids while the blasphemy started popping out of the angels' mouths. Poor guy. Thoughts and prayers to him.) While some complain that the story has too many underdeveloped characters who are all over the place, I find that to be precisely what I love about this game — the chaos created by the scattering of information, like how the Elders each have something to say about another one and that information leads you to find others and eventually collect (insult) them all; or how Metatron says "Remember that poor kid Isaac?" and then in the divine memory it shows how he almost got Isaac killed because of his choice of words. The pieces all fit together! It is the most satisfying feeling ever. And how they didn't really say much about Death? That just makes me want to play Manual Samuel! Love the mechanic. I'm always a fan of time-travel and time-loop related content. And this game does it well. In contrast to what some said, I actually think each time you rewind, you do get a little more information. It's just that if you only focus on the main quest, you really can't get much from it, because it's, to be fair, a very simple story. The fun is in side quests and learning extra unnecessary information. And here’s what I do not love about the game — or dare I even say, HATE, about this game: I’m very mad about one complete run which I carefully counted how many rewinds I used exactly — trust me, it was definitely under 30, I wish I could put up a picture from my notebook as proof — got invalidated. That was several hours of game time by itself. Having already played 3.5 runs at the time I wrote this review (I will count the New Game ++ achievement hunting save as 0.5 even though not being able to fast forward the entire 8pm-9pm lengthy plot is not very efficient for achievement hunting and it still cost me an hour or so to finally get my second-to-last achievement). Still recommended. Just be prepared to suffer for that achievement. Signing off as I'm on my way to the final achievement that has already tormented me for several runs. Hopefully this time it goes well — you can probably tell by the gap between the publish time and now. 2/14/26 edit: em-dash fixes. And just in case my hours played at review time vanished when I did this edit (it did on my end), it was 23.5 hours. So the last run took my 3.2 hours to do. Hope this helps.
ахаха отличная сатира с сартирным юмором неплохой идеей и реализаций с перемоткой времени и а главное неплохим сюжетом так же могу отметить что разрабы наконец определились с хронологией свои игр и обьединили все 3 игры и по факту все 3 игры происходят паралельно друг другу от чего мы и встречаем персонажей прошлых игр и взаимодствуем с ними и если прошлая часть была слишком душная и упор был на гловоломки то это часть принесла неплохой експирентс куда больше юмора а так же неплохую идею с перемоткой времени и что еще важнее некаких головоломок так что отличная работа жду с нетерпеним следущую часть и новую отличную идею от этих разрабов [h1]10 ангелов нигеров из 10[/h1]
在这个游戏里,不管你是上帝、撒旦还是赫拉,不管你是天使、恶魔还是猿人,都逃不过被众生平等一视同仁地恶搞的命运。很有趣的小游戏,狗好,狗好,狗好。
Çok eğlenceliydi, rick and morty evreninde komik bir görevdeymişim gibiydi, gerçekten yapımcıların ellllllerine sağlık
À part une disposition des entrées claviers qui est vraiment faite en dépit du bon sens (faut y jouer à la manette), The Holy Gosh Darn est un bijou. Très drôle, malin, bien écrit, bien double, c'est un plaisir de parcourir cette journée d'enfer avec Cassiel. Le seul point qui m'a chiffonné, c'est le contenu annexe qui est vraiment complet, j'ai pas eu le courage de me lancer là-dedans...
很棒,短小精悍的游戏,叙事引人入胜,非常能带动情绪
最喜欢也是体验过最好的类银河战士恶魔城游戏!中文本地化做的也很好,原价可能略贵但打折买真的物超所值
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