
Play as Cassiel, a foul-mouthed angel trapped in a time loop with a mission to save Heaven. Use the magical clock bestowed upon you from Death (yes, that Death, from Manual Samuel, stop asking) to jump between timelines across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim to stop Heaven from going boom. Again.
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In just six hours, Heaven will be obliterated—unless you can save it!
From the team behind Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle, in The Holy Gosh Darn, you play as the angel Cassiel on a mission to stop the destruction of the afterlife. To do that, you'll harness the power of time travel by using a mysterious magical clock given to you by Death. Jump freely between past and present as you uncover secrets across Heaven, Hell, Earth, and Helheim. Insights from the future could accelerate events in the past, so make every second count!
The Holy Gosh Darn is a riotous narrative adventure built around time-travel as a core mechanic. Wield your trusty time-traveling watch and hop any point during the day, uncovering the secrets of a mysterious artifact created by God himself. Along the way, you'll meet a hilarious cast of characters and explore ever-shifting locations as you try to prevent an army of Phantoms from overrunning heaven. Which is really annoying, because you live there.
This hilarious action-adventure blends time travel with Metroidvania progression, inventive puzzles and over-the-top set pieces. The Holy Gosh Darn will answer life's most burning questions - like why time travel makes you barf, why why swearing is reserved for angels, and why it's completely fine to rudely skip dialogue when you're racing against the clock to save Heaven. The trilogy of The Holy Gosh Darn, Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle might all be in the same universe, but they can be played in any order you like!
Prepare for outrageous humor, brain-tickling puzzles, and a chaotic adventure that'll keep you grinning from start to finish!
Over 6.5 hours of fully voiced dialogue - One dedicated “Shut up” button that can skip it all!
Time travel game for everyone, even if you hate time travel games
Sprint, dash and jump through the afterlife as you uncover secrets across both space AND time!
Unique time-pressured narrative requires players to hurry along NPCs as they uncover new information.
Uncover fresh narrative strands which are triggered by progression, time, space and logic.
23 Heavenly Elders to insult! Gotta diss them all!
Exactly 4,250 dogs - none that you can pet.
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Languages: English*, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Russian, Portuguese - Brazil, Turkish, Norwegian*languages with full audio support
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Очень позитивная и интересная игра, советую к ознакомлению
Игра просто потрясающая! Моё почтение разработчикам - третья игра в серии и снова абсолютно новый, оригинальный, невероятно увлекательный геймплей! И это определённо моя самая любимая игра серии после Helheim Hassle, хотя Manual Samuel оказался для меня слишком сложным. В этой игре сюжет построен по схеме Дня Сурка - есть катастрофическое событие, которое надо предотвратить, и волшебные часы, отматывающие время назад или вперёд. Сюжет простой, но чрезвычайно увлекательный, благодаря обаятельным, прекрасно озвученным персонажам и отличным диалогам с прекрасным, местами весьма тонким чувством юмора. Пожалуй, одна из немногих игр, которые мне было жаль проходить до конца, потому что не хотелось, чтобы это приключение заканчивалось. Браво разработчикам, это настоящий шедевр, маленькая жемчужинка в моей коллекции внезапно откопанных в стиме жемчужинок.
太强了,超级好玩,剧情也是很有趣无可挑剔
Хорошая красивая и смешная игра с приятной механикой. Довольна простая, и мне не хватило чуть больше свободы действий, особенно если учитывать прохождение на 100%, что в этой игре я точно делать не буду, где некоторые части находяться в финале игры где ты бегаешь хз че делаешь, а перепроходить игру или как то спидранить эти крутки там ваще не хочу. В своей массе дает много хорошего, но всё же мне маловато было. Т.е до конца не прокачаешся, всё не найдешь и не выполнишь, нет эндгейма для досбора или чего то подобного, просто конец и запускай НГ+. Смешные шутки, приятные персонажи, особенно понравились диалоги, реакции гг и прочие мелкие приколюхи, как минимум что разные персы могут по разному отреагировать на твою одежду. к примеру нужно было получить по квесту одежку, но если ты будешь ее одевать просто так потом, кое-кто правильно отреагирует. Приятно поиграть в игру такого типа, видно что разрабы стараются и из их 3х игр это зашла больше всех. (Но над ачивками и 100% лучше бы поработать в сторону масс, мне так впадлу пыхтеть в такой игре, которая ультра чил, а смотришь достяги, так там уже не расслабишься)
The Holy Gosh Darn was fairly fun, but definitely could've been better. It's advertised as a puzzle game, but none of the puzzles were all that difficult. Most of the time the game would either tell you what to do or heavily hint at it, so there weren't really any times where you're actually puzzle-solving. Honestly, I didn't really mind though as the game was plenty enjoyable without it. First, it was generally fun using the time travel mechanic to rewind time. It made progression in the game more novel and enjoyable than a more linear experience. It was also fun seeing the dialogue change each loop. Secondly, the game is rather funny. While all the games in the Tuesday Trilogy have their weaknesses, they're at the very least all consistently funny, with enjoyable characters and lots of funny dialogue/moments. This factor alone makes the games worth playing. Of course, if this game also had good puzzles, that could've easily made it a must-play, but as it stands, it's still incredibly solid. 7.5/10. My only gripe with this game is that while there are plenty of achievements, they aren't really integrated into the main progression at all. Apart from a few elders you naturally see while progressing, around 2/3 of the achievements require you to go out of your way to get them, which felt like too much to me.
This game is so much fun :3 I sat on gods throne, puked in multiple spots, pissed off my frens (sorry) and forgot what was in my inventory due to too much time travelling. Would count (and pet those) dawgs until the world explodes again!
For now, completing the trilogy, I can say I'm glad that other projects stand in their own genre. I cannot say I fully enjoy these developers' games, but they are good, that's for sure. Maybe it's the creative ways they approach art that amuse me more.
Ce jeu est excellent . J'ai tout adoré et pour moi j'y retrouve le genie du Zelda majora mask avec l'utilisation du voyage dans le temps pour empecher une apocalyse. Le jeu est drole , intelligent et passionnant. Je suis content de n'etre pas passé à coté.
very hard but fun
[b]🔮 夢霓評價:上帝蹺班、天堂炸裂!在輪迴中找回榮光[/b] [i]「榮耀不是神賜予的,而是妳在無數次失敗中掙回來的。」[/i] 這是一款讓妳「拳頭硬了」卻又忍不住心疼主角的敘事冒險神作。在《神的超級大寶貝》中,妳扮演的是代表「上帝之速」的天使卡西爾,但妳的工作不是展現神蹟,而是跑腿、搬運與阻止烏龍獻祭。 [h1]🕹️ 遊戲機制與亮點[/h1] [list] [] [b]時空倒轉的邏輯解謎:[/b] 在 6 小時內修正導致滅世的錯誤,考驗記憶與道具運用。 [] [b]「Shut Up」閉嘴按鍵:[/b] 直接叫對方閉嘴!這是主角厭世靈魂的極致展現。 [*] [b]類銀河戰士惡魔城成長感:[/b] 從只能跑腿,到恢復飛行與穿牆,每對羽翼的增加都是努力的見證。 [/list] [h1]🌌 深度心得:上帝已死,所以我們要更拼命[/h1] 當妳發現上帝早已離開,天堂充滿了冷酷的「法條機器人」座天使與長老糾紛時,這部作品的哲理才真正綻放。它解構了神聖,告訴我們當奇蹟不再降臨,唯有不斷努力修正錯誤的我們,才是真正的守護者。 [h1]⚠️ 瑕不掩瑜的小遺憾[/h1] [list] [] [b]提示略顯隱晦:[/b] 長老與任務環環相扣,提示不夠明確時真的會卡關。 [] [b]對白稍縱即逝:[/b] 對話跑太快且沒法回頭翻看,有時會失去方向。 [*] [b]跳格子手感:[/b] 對於手殘黨來說,部分平台跳躍略顯吃力。 [/list] [b]💰 入手指南:[/b] [list] [] [b]售價:[/b] NT$ 328 (史低約 NT$ 65 / -80%) [] [b]遊玩時數:[/b] 5 - 15 小時 (但我玩了17小時哈哈哈哈) [/list]
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