
Play as Cassiel, a foul-mouthed angel trapped in a time loop with a mission to save Heaven. Use the magical clock bestowed upon you from Death (yes, that Death, from Manual Samuel, stop asking) to jump between timelines across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim to stop Heaven from going boom. Again.
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In just six hours, Heaven will be obliterated—unless you can save it!
From the team behind Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle, in The Holy Gosh Darn, you play as the angel Cassiel on a mission to stop the destruction of the afterlife. To do that, you'll harness the power of time travel by using a mysterious magical clock given to you by Death. Jump freely between past and present as you uncover secrets across Heaven, Hell, Earth, and Helheim. Insights from the future could accelerate events in the past, so make every second count!
The Holy Gosh Darn is a riotous narrative adventure built around time-travel as a core mechanic. Wield your trusty time-traveling watch and hop any point during the day, uncovering the secrets of a mysterious artifact created by God himself. Along the way, you'll meet a hilarious cast of characters and explore ever-shifting locations as you try to prevent an army of Phantoms from overrunning heaven. Which is really annoying, because you live there.
This hilarious action-adventure blends time travel with Metroidvania progression, inventive puzzles and over-the-top set pieces. The Holy Gosh Darn will answer life's most burning questions - like why time travel makes you barf, why why swearing is reserved for angels, and why it's completely fine to rudely skip dialogue when you're racing against the clock to save Heaven. The trilogy of The Holy Gosh Darn, Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle might all be in the same universe, but they can be played in any order you like!
Prepare for outrageous humor, brain-tickling puzzles, and a chaotic adventure that'll keep you grinning from start to finish!
Over 6.5 hours of fully voiced dialogue - One dedicated “Shut up” button that can skip it all!
Time travel game for everyone, even if you hate time travel games
Sprint, dash and jump through the afterlife as you uncover secrets across both space AND time!
Unique time-pressured narrative requires players to hurry along NPCs as they uncover new information.
Uncover fresh narrative strands which are triggered by progression, time, space and logic.
23 Heavenly Elders to insult! Gotta diss them all!
Exactly 4,250 dogs - none that you can pet.
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Languages: English*, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Russian, Portuguese - Brazil, Turkish, Norwegian*languages with full audio support
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Hours played at review time, across 41 reviews with recorded playtime.
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день сурка... кто шарит - тот шарит... иногда весело, иногда бесяче, иногда прям азарт "успеешь/не успеешь", но очень интересно... спасибо за подарок ФЕЕ :luv: :luv: :luv: она знает о ком я :luv: очень прикольно перед сном побегать бездумно (НЕТ! НЕТ! НЕТ!) в такую игру))))
Here's the third game of The Complete Tuesday Trilogy. Out of these three, this one is easily the best. It's probably good even as a stand-alone game, but I played the previous games of the story first so I don't know if the references to those games will just baffle you if you don't have the context. If you can endure to play the complete trilogy, this game truly shines. This is a really good and funny adventure game, but while it's a bit more like traditional point-and-click games than the previous two in the trilogy, the main thing here is that it's a time loop and the story and puzzles mostly have to do with time travel. The time loop shenanigans here are some of the best in the genre I've seen. In another game, Minit, there was a really clever part where the world ends in 60 seconds and you have to listen through an elderly person's slow dialogue that's something like 90 seconds to get the clue, how is that even possible to complete? (This is now also a mini-review of Minit.) This game is full of puzzles just like that, you need to break the system with time travel powers. There is a little of platforming on the side, but for once those bits weren't frustrating to play (because it's really simple platforming). Most of the game is figuring out interactions on the timeline, like when exactly does a person show up somewhere in the 6-hour span of this game's events. You learn something new, you rewind time back and you do something differently. There is also a decently made quest log that's keeping track of all the clues you've discovered. I also love the characters and the voice acting in this one. Since it's a time loop and you are going to get repeated chatter A LOT, the main character has a lot of dialogue interrupts just to hurry people up. It's just so funny to pass this one chatty person 10 times in a row and every time you just yell something like SHUT UP to them to avoid getting frozen in dialogue. (And every time that person gets offended). While Manual Samuel as a game tried to make something really frustrating (awkward controls) funny to play, this is the game where it starts to work. The time loop narrative makes it that you're supposed to repeat a lot of stupid interactions and it's supposed to be an annoyance, but I actually found it funny and enjoyed it. It helps that the main character is perpetually angry about these things and will gladly yell obscenities at people. There are a lot of characters who love explaining things slowly and in roundabout ways while you're constantly in a hurry. (This review is now a meta-joke.) I also love how this trilogy has somehow grown into a complete mythos of their own, I wouldn't mind if they actually make a fourth game in the same setting at some point. The artstyle, the acting, the writing, everything just gets better with every iteration, and I don't think it's just that the jokes in Manual Samuel are getting to be a bit dated, the dev team has obviously levelled up. Flashback humour (and maybe slight retconning) makes even mediocre characters from the previous games better. This is something like 8-10 hours to complete. Like the previous games, this one has a bunch of really tricky achievements that will require several additional playthroughs to dig for secrets, but unlike the previous games, I might even go for those in this one. Oh, and the boardgaming section with Florple is hilarious. This game is worth it just for that bit.
非常有意思的游戏,延续了系列一直以来的搞笑风格,还有前两部角色与地点出现很惊喜。主要玩法就是通过不停回溯时间获取物品与信息完成任务能力以达到最终目的,操作要求不高,全配音,很多对话都非常有梗好笑。中文翻译有一点缺陷,有一关对话选择里需要避开的内容没有翻出来,只能靠猜和穷举,以及后期发现有几处错别字。
This game is good. Real good. The visuals are well-done, the writing is on point and made me laugh out loud several times, and the gameplay leads to interesting puzzles and mechanics. However, there is one segment that is keeping me from recommending the game. Later on in the game, you have to tail someone through several alleyways without them spotting you. During this, you have to avoid different hazards or use your time travel to disable them before you enter. Not a bad concept. However, I have repeatedly encountered an extremely annoying glitch. Whenever I try to rewind time after I start following the person, the person just disappears 9/10 times, even at times where the person is visible in the preview image. Additionally, the watch occasionally deletes random 15 minute intervals, including ones that do still have the target that work successfully. Because of this combination of glitches, I've been hard-stuck on this segment. I could try to do it perfectly, but it's such a hassle that it's making me want to drop the game, which sucks because I really do want to see the end. Until this glitch is patched or I find a work-around to it, I can't recommend the game, lest others be put in the same situation as me.
I played Manual Samuel, the first game in the now known "Tuesday Trilogy," but I only played the first part and didn't get super far. I didn't dislike it- life got in the way. The second game, Helheim Hassle, I didn't even know about. However, THIS game spoke to me, and I'm glad I played it through. It's a fantastic game, where you need ZERO knowledge of the previous games to enjoy it. The puzzles were enjoyable, the gameplay is fun, and the characters are REALLY enjoyable. Overall, a great game that's kind of a love child of Time-Travel games like Outer Wilds and Majora's Mask, and earn skills or gain knowledge that allows you to go back and open paths "metroidvania" thing. It's weird, and because of that, it's memorable. really enjoyed, would recommend to most, especially on their deep discounts.
游戏体验像是The Big Con和幽灵诡计两者的结合,画风可爱角色无厘头台词幽默诙谐解谜趣味性很强,带给人纯粹快乐的优秀小品级游戏。
Loved the previous games in the series. So funny and enjoyable with family and kids. I started this before sitting with the kids. Why the needless swearing? It is unpleasant. Why do you have to make black people so unpleasant? Sadly returning and skipping.
节奏很舒服,剧情很好看,很喜欢这种几乎无时无刻都有新体验的感觉,人物塑造很给力强烈好评(我真的很喜欢主角卡西尔这个有责任心的小女孩,如果又出续作这个角色还有剧情我会很开心的),反正就是好玩好玩好玩我真的很喜欢这个游戏为什么没什么人玩,, 接下来是一些我个人认为的缺点: 1.丹尼尔,我受够你了,你长这样啥意思,看几次无力几次。除了丹尼尔后面有个融合怪长得也让我第一次看到眼前一黑,这里就不透露了 2.全成就太难了,如果追求完美通关希望第一次打游戏就收集完的几乎不可能,能做到我夸你厉害(长老们you r suck) 3.汉化其实有点小问题, 除了这三个我还真想不到什么缺点了,整个游戏很对我胃口,能跳过对话和[spoiler]第二阶段的传送功能[/spoiler]深得我心,很喜欢这种不拖泥带水的感觉。 还有那些说这个游戏没什么营养的评价,我觉得这个游戏不止有很多讽刺,还教会了我哪怕离世界末日还有六个小时你也不用太着急,可以去听六个小时的八卦和一口气骂十个长老,还有就是剧情不一定要什么深度的,好玩就行 最后希望这个游戏能大火特火,我需要神经病座天使的抹布文谢谢,神经病还骂我
很好玩但是卡关啊啊啊
好玩但是好多支线都没完成啊,网上也没啥攻略
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