Idol Hands

Очень нудное и скучное дepьмo. Цена этой нудной стратежки - бесплатнее бесплатного.

Unplayable. The game has 5 fps by itself, it doesnt use the resources of your pc.

I get between 2 and 3 FPS. Reported over a year ago and still not fixed. It might be a good game at 60 FPS but right now it sucks,

Where my creature go? Not to mention the gameplay...

Жуткая просадка фпс. Изменение настроек не помогает. Играть невозможно...

I was going to try to 100% the achievements on this for the lols but I cant get anything over 10 fps so I uninstalled

Idol Hands is an older game from 2015. It's a venerable 9 years old at the time of this review. It's basically a ripoff of Black & White but you don't get the cute avatar critter that you can teach to do things, and the gameplay is a little bit more shallow. Black & White from Temu, if you like. It's a great concept for a game, as Black & White showed us, but this deficient copycat doesn't bring anything new to the table. And the challenge for the developer of this was to convince people that this is better than Black & White, and they failed. It's just not as good, despite being quite a bit newer. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. The game is very badly optimised, with low framerates and janky gameplay even on a high end rig. Developers must take the time and polish their games and ensure they are optimised and will play well on any potential customers system. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. Idol Hands didn't appeal much to the people who own a copy of the game, either. It has achievements, and they show us a very clear picture that the game didn't really capture any interest from gamers. The most commonly and easily attained achievement is "Let's Get Started", for starting a new game, trivial to get, but less than 21 percent of players bothered to get that far before uninstalling the game. Hardly a success story, even the people who own this game weren't interested in it. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam? Idol Hands has the optimistic price of around $5 USD, it's not worth it given the defects and shortcomings with the product, especially considering the sheer number of completely free, much higher quality games on Steam. For comparison, the $5 asking price for this game could get you games like "Ark: Survival Evolved", "Bioshock 2 Remastered" or "Total War Shogun II". Quality, professionally made games like those are frequently on sale cheaper than this. Unfortunately Steam reviewers aren't presented with a "Maybe" option... if they did, that's what I'd choose. This isn't a completely bad game, but it's also not one of the best. As always, if you read my review and you can overlook the negatives I've called out, or they just aren't important to you, then by all means go ahead and buy this. Otherwise, I think you'd be better off playing Black & White instead.

Gra jest okropnie zoptymalizowana, ciężko tu mówić o 10 fps, wszystko ścina. Problemem było nawet wyjście z tej gry. Po prostu nie da się w nią grać... Ocena: 1/10❗ Nie polecam 😡

Not Recommended

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.