Spelunky 2

the most fun you can have hurting yourself

One of the best, if not THE best single player games I've played. It feels like this was designed by a genius the way every interaction is played out and shown throughout the game. The way chain is set up is perfect and seems impossible to come up with, also it is insanely replayable. Even multiplayer is fun since the group is way more powerful than a single player and can easily go into CO. My biggest achievement so far is getting to CO, I still feel like I have so much to learn too even with my experience.( I've played way more than 28 hours outside of steam)

Los he visto más dificiles. muere por topo*

재미있음 스릴도 있고 근데 그냥 어려움 순수하게 억까도 많고 솔직히 정가에 사는 것은 조금 아쉽게 느껴질 수도 있다고 생각함 뭐 누가 잘하는 거 보고 사서 하지 마라 정도는 아닌 듯 재밌음 맞으면서 하는 게임 좋아하면 하셈

Amazing on the deck. Modlunky keeps it fresh

Spelunky 2 is a children’s cartoon that personally wants you dead. I first played it on Parsec when it launched with no online and only local split-screen, and even then it was already practicing its murder techniques. Anything can kill you. A two-tile fall turns into a snowball of stuns, animals, traps, and other players finishing the job. HP exists mostly as a joke the game tells itself. Instant death from spikes, arrows, bombs, ghosts, jellyfish, angry old man shopkeepers with ridiculous shotgun hitboxes and bullets that somehow find you from across the map, running dumb cavemen, confusing statue bosses, and those yellow rolling lizards who clearly think they’re Sonic the Hedgehog. It all happens faster than you can blink. The cute chibi art is just camouflage. And then there’s the rope whip. Your only real line of defense when you don’t have items, ropes, or bombs, and it’s so short and sad it makes the Castlevania whip look like a sniper rifle. Less a weapon and more a polite suggestion that something over there should maybe fall over. It’s worse online. There’s no communication at all. No text or voice chat, which means you have to invent sign language on the fly and hope you didn’t accidentally piss someone off. Then some random troll or the ghost of that same troll decides you looked at them wrong and ends your run for sport. And get this. Remember those jellyfish that already instakill you? In Cosmic Ocean they put a giant celestial King jelly from SpongeBob on every single exit door from 7-5 all the way to 7-99. The thing sits on the door like it’s a throne. You have to hunt down three jelly orbs first like you’re jellyfishing and paying tribute, then His Majesty wakes up and starts hunting you while you try to find the door he was sitting on. Take longer than three minutes and a second royal shows up. Ninety-something levels of hide and seek with a crowned jellyfish before you even see the real ending. The one little golden cross revival statue and that skull cup of blood both become decorations. Instant death does not care how much HP you farmed. This game is hell mode wearing a smile. The only way to actually reach the true ending without losing years of your life is to mod the game to strip the instant-kill out and force the damn thing to behave. Don’t let the pretty little sprites fool you. If you catch me in this game online it’s because I got bored and decided to see how long I'd last.