
Do you like hot dogs? How about horseshoes? Hand grenades? (everyone likes hand grenades) Anyway, we've got all that, and guns. SO MANY GUNS. So if you like ordnance, meat, and far too many groan-worthy puns, this is the VR sandbox game for you.
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Do you like hot dogs? How about horseshoes? Hand grenades? (everyone likes hand grenades) Anyway, we've got all that, and guns. SO MANY GUNS. So if you like ordnance, meat, and groan-worthy puns, this is the VR sandbox game for you.
Hot Dogs, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades (H3VR for short), is the heaping pile of our mad obsessive VR experiments. This has been an impressionistically developed experience, over 10+ years and a 120+ updates.

Assemble your ultimate range companion from over 600 Firearms and 250 Attachments. Customize your perfect loadout, be it tacti-cool or utterly cursed and save it for future play. Share your creations with your friends too!

Try out your favorite platforms on H3’s suite of Firing and Demolitions ranges. Improve your aim and reaction time in the M.E.A.T.S. target shooting trainer and Compete on global leaderboards.

Combat some of the most sophisticated AI Agents in VR (yup, even though they’re hot dogs), at range or in melee. Put your mastery of H3’s massive arsenal to the test, and even join the First 2 Wurst Tournament Community on Discord!

Dive into a Wiener’s Weird World; a land overtaken by confused but affable sentient meat and the ruins of bizarre firearm themed attractions. Experience an absurd fragmentary tale told through multiple genres of game.

Enjoy the various goofball holiday event modes the game has gotten over the years, including our much beloved biennial Meatmas Firearm Advent Calendar.


Battle your way through this Sci-fi Action Roguelite. In Take & Hold you are the intruder to the system. Equip yourself to take and then defend control points, while defeating Encryption Targets of escalating complexity. Earn tokens for your performance and spend them in item shops to prepare for the next wave.

Awake outside the town of Wienerton, where a plague of rotten undead meat has beset the eccentric townsfolk of the Honey Hamlet. Find weaponry, craft powerups and explosives, and complete quests on your journey to discover the cause of the Rotwiener outbreak.

Fight in the Meat Fortress combat arena. Made with the official permission of Valve, this loving homage to one of our favorite games has Meaty parodies of Team Fortress 2’s 9 iconic classes, and VR adaptations of the entire original firearm set of the game, as well as over a dozen original creations made in the TF2 style.

Explore the ruins of the Wurstwurld amusement park. Solve puzzles, complete extreme horseshoe challenges, stand off against robit bandits and collect old logs that reveal the background on the most foolhardy and most assuredly not child safe amusement park doomed to failure.

Survive the Meat Grinder, the very first game mode added to H3 back in 2016. Navigate by flashlight through a surreal hellish fast food themed maze, collect precious ammo, defending against animatronic assailants, and dragging the ‘meat’ back to the Grinder in time.

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devs are pulling the money hungry move, and basically abandoning the 'tech demo' they worked for 10 years just to release a paid sequel later after releasing full version of the first game. it could be just the another major update for the first game but no, devs decided they're hungry for more money and decided to do that instead. i watched the trailer and theres no difference between this game and sequel.. maybe there's some new mechanics but that's still doesnt makes sense... why release the sequel instead of updating your 10 year old game? whats the difference between the sequel, and the first game you may ask? none, you still fight against sosigs with a "realistic" gun system but sequel has more minor details that you can mod it in. [h1]dont support them, please. dont buy this game, nor the sequel.[/h1] P.S: They're also already planning to release PAID DLC for the sequel, which is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible.. Shame on the dev(s)... Also I'm calling this game a "tech demo" because there's nothing much to do after playing all gamemodes, and having fun with gun system for 2 hours, thats it. It's not worth it
making a sequel to an early access game?
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---{ Графика }--- ☐ Ты забудешь что такое реальность ☐ Красиво ☑ Хорошо ☐ Норм ☐ Плохо ☐ Не смотри на это слишком долго ---{ Геймплей }--- ☑ Очень хорошо ☐ Хорошо ☐ Просто Геймплей ☐ Нуу... ☐ Лучше посмотрите как сохнет краска ☐ Просто не надо ---{ Аудио }--- ☐ Оргазм для ушей ☑ Очень хорошо ☐ Хорошо ☐ Неплохо ☐ Плохо ☐ Теперь я глухой ---{ Аудитория }--- ☐ Дети ☑ Подростки ☑ Взрослые ---{ ПК Характеристики }--- ☑ Даже калькулятор потянет ☐ Обычные ☐ Требовательно ☐ Нужен дорогой ПК ☐ Попроси у НАСА компьютер ---{ Сложность }--- ☐ Просто жми 'W' ☐ Легко ☑ Легко научиться / Сложно стать профи ☐ Нужно использовать мозги ☐ Сложно ---{ Сюжет }--- ☑ Нет сюжета ☐ Какой-то сюжетик ☐ Средний ☐ Хороший ☐ Интересный ☐ Он заменит тебе жизнь ---{ Игровое время }--- ☐ Длится как первый секс ☐ Короткая 2-5 часов ☐ Средне ☐ Длинное ☑ Бесконечность не предел ---{ Цена }--- ☐ Бесплатно ☑ Стоит своих денег ☐ Если по скидке ☐ Если у вас есть лишние деньги ☐ Не рекомендую ☐ Бугатти и то дешевле ---{ Баги }--- ☐ Никогда не слышал ☑ Совсем немного ☐ Могут надоедать ☐ Рассадник багов ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10
the developer has announced a sequel to this game (in its 10th year of early access). what a horrible look. people from rust ltd have already also said that the point is not to deliver MORE guns (in a gun simulator) but just to refine detail and interaction. which is good, i know this game had issues with its outdated code holding it back. which is why its just a bit stale. and don't expect to have more to do in the 2nd game when it comes out. remember the point is the new games detail and refinement. if you like birdwatching i feel like you'll like the 2nd game. take time to soak in all the new detail... i dont think it wil be bad. but realistically this isnt offering much. it isnt gonna look like half life alyx were not gonna get crazy stunning graphics. its just slightly concerning if you literally cannot discern one new feature from the trailer of a new game other than wait for it... hands. you shouldn't have to read dev logs or updates to see the nitty gritty new details . this is a bad look. if this game isnt 20 dollars its gonna be tough. for casual players i just couldnt see a reason to get h3 two if youre aware of what devs have said regearing less guns in a gun simulator... its just ludacris. this is all very bold, and its a crappy look. i feel like it will be like bonelab, horrible launch but since its hopefully gonna be on a MUCH better engine we can get some nice mods. that can be 1 saving grace. overall i wouldnt support this. the first game is good enough, yet unfinished. this announcement of h3vr2 is just stupid and looks really greedy .
---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☑ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10 ---{ Author }--- ☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template
игра суперская , но они выпускают вторую часть когда первая в раннем доступе
никогда не думал что напишу плохой отзыв на такую прекрасную игру, но жадный разраб решил подзаработать побольше денег выпустив ненужную 2 часть под крылом сакерберга. добавил ли он в нее всеми желаемый мультиплеер? Нет наверное графика сильно улучалась? Только освещение, а так нет. ну может быть будет хотя бы поддержка старых модов из 1 части? НЕТ Все 5000 модов, что модеры сделали за 5 лет на r2modman останутся позади. Зато добавят руки, все мечтали о руках в H3? ,,Раньше на контроллерах были большие кольца и было неудобно брать маленькие предметы из одной руки в другую, сейчас на контроллерах нету колец и поэтому мы сделали руки" (слова разраба) да, мы сделали руки не потому что маленькие дети играющие в автономе через квест без пк не поймут как банально взять предмет, а потому ,,контроллеры эволюционировали". мы даже википедию добавили, чтобы эти же дети узнали что такое JHP и FMJ. Шедевральная игра, но антон решил все испортить.
Hotdogs, Horseshoes, and Hand Grenades, or H3VR, is now out of early access, and with it is a long overdue recommendation. If there was a single game worth the entry price of a VR headset, one that could refund you hundreds of hours in gameplay with a variety of features, this is it. Blade and Sorcery may be the GOAT, but this is the big kahuna. It is THE gun enthusiast simulator. Developed over years by a team of dedicated VR fans, this game has everything. Hundreds of guns and attachments, shooting ranges, challenge shooting, short deathmatches and home invasion arenas, a horror mode, zombie survival, a new workshop along with custom mission editing tools, and the star of the show, Take and Hold, that is possibly the toughest thing in all VR to date. This game is fully loaded. If there is one problem I have, it’s that it shows its age. This is back from when there still wasn’t quite any consensus about what good VR should control like and everyone was still running away with their own idea. So, this doesn’t control like anything else. Menus are stacked, and there are a lot of options that you need to learn and set right up front to be any good at this game. The real precision and physical speed demanded for modes like Take and Hold is also no joke, and you will get frustrated trying to learn this. Really though, getting the hang of all that and winning your first hardcore game feels genuinely earned and is absolutely worth it. With the release of 1.0, this game is in its most complete state, so if you have been holding off on EA, this is it. Don’t let the goofy visuals or the goofy dev scare you off. This was made by some people with a serious love of guns, and it shows in a way other games only dream of. Plus, it already has a sizable modding scene to boot, full of custom work and ports from other popular games to try. If you own a VR set, this is a must-buy. Highly recommend.
game is still in early access yet he announces a new game? After 10 years a new game with better graphics and no new features, its just a slap in the face that he does this to avoid his debt.
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