Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates

A game where your a pirate protecting a treasure on an island on every map, yep the background is blue swap out a different island and boom call it a new level. Pretty boring pretty fast as in the second you find out your just a ship sailing in circles shooting things. Rating: 4/10 Value: $0.99

Игра на пару часов с кривым управлением и без сюжета .Если брать за 10 рублей как я , то денег не жалко но платить полную стоимость не советую 5 из 10 55 из 100 Пробуйте на свой страх и риск

In this wave-based action defense game you are the Captain Woody of a little pirate ship. Consequently he has two wooden legs, but that's not really important - it's a joke like most of the game's story content. Woody stole some gold from the mighty pirate captain Davy Jones. Unfortunately for Woody, Jones sends his armada of sea monsters and ships commanded by various undead to bring the gold back. You have to sail and cannon away at the enemy ships, which there are maybe ten different types, most of them seemingly little more than re-skins of the basic type, though their behaviour does vary a bit. It is really an armada: there are tens or even hundreds of ships sailing against you each level. This is alright (Woody doesn't really care for realism) but for the fact that the waves of enemies come from four different directions and the waves don't wait for the previous ones to die before emerging. Depending on your mindset, this is either challenging or just frustrating. Some of the ships concentrate on attacking you, while others race for stealing the gold and you have to stop them fast because you lose if you run out of gold. Initially I thought dying would be final but soon I realized I only lost a tiny bit of gold as a punishment and the ships steal way more than that, making life count little in your quest for keeping hold of the gold. Destroyed ships drop power-ups that either benefit or punish you depending on their colour. They contain various weapons from mines to kamikaze dolphins. The webs can be frustrating as they stay in place for a really long time and all the ships, including yours, get stuck in them. This brings us to the controls: they are wonky at best. You can steer left or right, go two different speeds or stop. You can also shoot to both sides. Steering and moving is the wonky part, because the ship takes a brief moment to register your steering maneuver. Don't get me wrong: this is actually realistic. It just makes the steering a chore, making it tedious to hit the power-ups. The worse part is the two-tiered speed scheme: you either go quite slowly or a bit too fast. Gaben help you if you grab a speed power-up, because it doubles your speed but it will stay two-tiered. Speed bonus is often useful trying to reach the next wave of ships before they reach the island, but it makes it difficult to avoid your own mines and webs and to maneuver into a decent shooting position, deteriorating your attacks into crazy sail-by-shootings where most cannon balls miss their targets. Levels consist of a single island with your treasure and maybe a reef or two, making them very bland and repetitive. Hitting a reef or the island makes you and enemy ships bounce off of them harmlessly. The same goes for hitting an enemy ship, so unfortunately there are no ramming maneuvers either. Only real differences between levels are the reskins of the enemy ships: three different behaviours with different outlook. It appears that later levels also have more enemy ships. Every level also has a different boss, making it the only thing to wait for. They will probably kill you numerous times before you win them, but what gives, you just respawn to attack them again, slowly grinding their health down. By the way, in the story mode the gold you lost will stay lost between levels, so you might lose the whole story if you lost too much gold in the early levels. The game is challenging but unfortunately rather boring after a while. The story is silly and recited between levels by a person who sounds either bored or over-dramatic. All in all, I completed the game in some 5 hours in easy, medium and hard settings but didn't bother with the nightmare, because I had obtained all the achievements by then. It could have been much more interesting with ship and reef collisions, less numerous but more dangerous enemies and outsmartable but challenging bosses - now kraken was the only one who qualified. I can't really recommend this game but if you get it for really cheap (e.g. in a bundle like I did) you may waste a couple of hours on it. The only thing I liked a bit was the only slightly annoying, jolly tune you listen to while blasting the undead ships.

操作手感不好，入的时候还以为是航海游戏，这货其实就是个4399小游戏

Il gioco di per se non è brutto, manca solo di uno scopo per giocarlo oltre i 10-20 minuti. Guidando una nave dovremo difendere il forziere di Woody dalle incursioni di ondate di navi pirata fino all'arrivo del boss di fine livello. Si passa così per il livello successivo, dove faremo le stesse azioni in uno scenario che cambia di qualche piccolo dettaglio da quello precedente. Il gioco ha un gameplay molto veloce e power-up ed è un vero peccato vederlo sprecato in un gioco che dopo un niente diventa noioso e ripetitivo.

Browsergame

Very clever, old school, artistically brilliant, and game play is moderate, but may be the maker of the controller though, 360 has stiff sticks.

looks funny, plays odd overall not really that good of a game...... maybe if it was released as a free flash game with most of its contect ripped out and replaced with something thats fun for more then 10 minutes.....nah even then after a few minutes youll be bored and wondering why your cursing yourself to play garbage that came free when purchasing a massive pack of actuallly playable games. dont buy this please, it might give people the wrong opinion of paradox interactive....an actually good company with some fails. this being the biggest.

Dal video di presentazione mi sembrava un gioco carino e immediato e costava anche poco. In realtà è un obbrobrio di gioco in cui il tuo solo compito è quello di proteggere l'isola del tesoro dai nemici. I livelli sono tutti ripetitivi e monotoni. Il gameplay è pessimo, il controllo della nave risulta molto impreciso con la tastiera e con il joypad non va meglio. Non c'è nemmeno un sistema di potenziamento per la tua nave, magari con nuovi e più potenti cannoni o nuove vele etc. bisogna solo accontentarsi dei temporanei power up rilasciati sporadicamente dai nemici. Il gioco non vale quel prezzo, lo sconsiglio anche se sarebbe gratis.

What a piss poor game! Yeah it works, it boots up, but thats about it. Oh no, i forgot, the music is great, it's fantastic. But thats about it. This seems like a game made by kids in a school project. I'm feeling bad for giving it such a hard time, but there wasn't a bit of fun in the game. It deserves the bad reviews it has gotten, the low metascore etc. Stay away, even if it's cheap. BOOORING (that game just ruined a good evening)