Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates

I bought this years back and played an hour and appear to have walked away. I couldn't remember why so gave it a go again and instantly remembered why. This is not a game for kids, it's not a game for adult, no one should be playing this game. It is one level that has been re-skinned. It's boring, repetitive and actually hard with the mechanics in place. I would not recommend.

这游戏太难了，选最简单的难度，第三关死活过不去，另外操作也有点反人类。没有发现什么船只升级武器什么的，所以第三关实在过不去。

I purchased this whilst incredibly hungover, in another dimension, that's how hungover I was. The two hours I spent with the game almost seem like a dream to me now, the music, the graphics, the bosses, the memories, I can't exactly recommend the title but it's most definitely a nostalgic one.

This is the best game on steam. You don't know what your missing. That's what I would say if this game wasn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid.

This is a wave based shootemup with a cartoony pirate theme. Shoot waves of incoming enemies to see how long you can survive. The game has a Paradox splashscreen but is "published" by Nitro Games, which seems a bit suspicious. Regardless, that's far from the worst problem. The game is buggy to the point of being unplayable. While there is a 4K option, the game crashes immediately if you select it. Running with a lower resolution, at least the game waits until you try to enter the first round before crashing to desktop. The game doesn't work properly, but they want $7.50 for it. I say, no.

Tags: Topdown Shooter Additional Tags: Delete Local Content & Remove from Library TLDR: Gamepad doesnt work. Very repetitive, wave after waves, combat is arcadey and the whole setting is grating. Woody Two Legs is superficially charming at first, the 2d cartoons are not great but fit the game's thematic, the whole haloween thing was kind of an excuse to thrown in zombies, and the 3D ocean, ship and central island looks pleasant enough on first impression. There is only one song of a violin playing and it loops too often and grates on the nerves What kills this game is the gameplay, It is basically a Tower Defense style where enemies rush in to try to get to the middle of the map and leave, and you have to hunt and kill them all down, its very arcadey, you can shoot your cannons unrealistically fast, and you can pick up power ups from dead opponents. Naval combat is not great for twitch arcades though as you need a wider arc to turn around using an actual ship than you would in most shootemup games. The AI sends waves after waves, it feels like it never ends, until you fight a boss. Then you get to tally your score based on the damage you took and the gold that was taken from the middle of the map, a little text blurb later to advance the setting of the game and hint at progression you are back doing the same thing against slightly different looking ships. It gets real old, real fast.

It's fun for about an hour or so then it just gets repetative and dull. Not worth spending the time I wasted playing this piece of crap.

PROBABLY THE GREATEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED1111111

Surprisingly neat

отличный подарок, спасибо Филиппу =) скрашиваю 0,8 часа