Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates

Tags: Topdown Shooter Additional Tags: Delete Local Content & Remove from Library TLDR: Gamepad doesnt work. Very repetitive, wave after waves, combat is arcadey and the whole setting is grating. Woody Two Legs is superficially charming at first, the 2d cartoons are not great but fit the game's thematic, the whole haloween thing was kind of an excuse to thrown in zombies, and the 3D ocean, ship and central island looks pleasant enough on first impression. There is only one song of a violin playing and it loops too often and grates on the nerves What kills this game is the gameplay, It is basically a Tower Defense style where enemies rush in to try to get to the middle of the map and leave, and you have to hunt and kill them all down, its very arcadey, you can shoot your cannons unrealistically fast, and you can pick up power ups from dead opponents. Naval combat is not great for twitch arcades though as you need a wider arc to turn around using an actual ship than you would in most shootemup games. The AI sends waves after waves, it feels like it never ends, until you fight a boss. Then you get to tally your score based on the damage you took and the gold that was taken from the middle of the map, a little text blurb later to advance the setting of the game and hint at progression you are back doing the same thing against slightly different looking ships. It gets real old, real fast.

I bought this years back and played an hour and appear to have walked away. I couldn't remember why so gave it a go again and instantly remembered why. This is not a game for kids, it's not a game for adult, no one should be playing this game. It is one level that has been re-skinned. It's boring, repetitive and actually hard with the mechanics in place. I would not recommend.

I purchased this whilst incredibly hungover, in another dimension, that's how hungover I was. The two hours I spent with the game almost seem like a dream to me now, the music, the graphics, the bosses, the memories, I can't exactly recommend the title but it's most definitely a nostalgic one.

It just wasn't fun. I ended up removing it from my account.

отличный подарок, спасибо Филиппу =) скрашиваю 0,8 часа

You remember that part in Sid Meier's Pirates where you get in a boat and start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up, and it was a lot of fun? This game tries to emulate that experience and makes it the worst gaming experience period. The controls are terrible, the game play is not fun, and you are stuck with the lamest boat possible. It's essentially a tower defense. You dfend your gold on some island, and you try to recover your resources, but it's almost impossible when YOUR RESOURCES SINK TO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN. You can also beat the game without beating the final boss, I'm pretty sure it's unintended, but who cares, any more time playing this game is better spent jerking off.

So this is a good game right here. You play as Woody Two-♥♥♥♥♥ the zombie pirate and you ride your little ♥♥♥♥ boat around the island of africa. You don't even have fun. I thought this game was gonna be about toy story cause it had Woody in it, but I got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ out of 2.49! This game is like watching an episode of the sopranos while sticking your hand down a clowns pants.