
The Asskickers is a satirical re-imagination of the 2D arcade beat’em up. Join Alex, Diane and Marcus in their action-packed journey through the heart of the modern urban jungles. Wrongly accused, our three heroes will stand up to a corrupt political and financial elite and make white-collar criminals discover the lost art of asskicking.
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Languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain
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How could you possibly come up with a less kick ass game with a name like ass kickers.
not bad, but not perfect. has typos and jump attacks dont always land as they should...but not a bad game. feels like playing through a webcomic
2D Beat em Up Halbarschige (360) Controller Unterstützung. Das 20 Jahre alte Streets of Rage ist diesem Mist haushoch überlegen. Finger weg.
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Pretty disappointed here because I LOVE "beat em ups" and i thought this was going to be a good 1 BUT alas it is NOT! 1st stage was fine, and then everything after that was crazy messed up, not being able to move my player, AI getting stuck running in place and essentially being unhitable. Unfortunately its another game I waited too long to test out and i cant get my REFUND. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND READ THE REVIEWS.......skip this one guys!!! I played 1 and a half stages and this has been uninstalled!
[h2] GOOD [/h2] [list] [*][b] Non-Steam Version Actually Works [/b] This is the only redeeming quality: the *non-Steam* release reportedly plays far better—too bad that's not the version being sold here. [/list] [h2] BAD [/h2] [list] [*][b] Broken Steam Build [/b] The Steam version is a technical disaster. It’s broken on so many levels, and every negative review you read is absolutely spot-on. [*][b] Controller Support Is a Joke [/b] Controller support is fundamentally busted, with zero fixes available. Expect endless frustration and completely unreliable input. [*][b] Achievements Don’t Work [/b] Achievements trigger at random—when they feel like it. Progress tracking is utterly unreliable and inconsistently broken. [/list] [h2] Final Thought [/h2] Don’t waste your money. The Steam version of The AssKickers is a hot mess, riddled with bugs and poorly implemented features. Want to actually play the game? Look elsewhere—this release is a perfect example of how not to handle a PC port.
Не выбиваются достижения в steam. [spoiler] ♥♥♥♥♥♥ говно! [/spoiler] У меня всё.
Отличная игра в жанре "Побей их всех" похожая на Streets of Rage!
[h1] Una bazofia [/h1] Acá no hay nostalgia. No hay beat 'em up, no hay old school. Los personajes son duros de mover y a veces querés que peguen para un lado y pegan para el otro. No me decepcionó porque no esperaba nada del juego. Pero aburre a los pocos minutos de jugarlo.
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