Rift of the NecroDancer

I like it

Puro sexo musical

THIS REVIEW IS FOR NEW PLAYERS AND FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY PLAYED THE GAME Hello! I'm TJ. If you can't tell from my profile picture ( I did it in Microsoft paint), I don't take games seriously as other people do ,and I appreciate games that take quality over quantity (*cough* I'm talking to you , call of duty *cough*) .This game was almost love at first sight . The characters , the music , and the enemies show the love that was poured into this game . It had every quality aspect of games that I loved like rdr2. If you're wondering why I'm writing this review it's because i see lots of ideas being thrown around this game .I'm just a person clearing up those ideas and simplifying them (with my own thoughts of course) to the new player who might be reading this .Enough yapping let me actually review the game: Characters: Charming in their own way and distinct from one another .10/10 nothing should be changed Enemies ( skip if you know ALL of the enemy types or don't want to read all my yapping): Although there is an overwhelming amount of enemies to encounter ,I'm going to simplify it for you: 9 MAIN ENEMIES : -armadillo -skeleton -skeleton head -bat -slime -flying furballs (I have no clue what they are actually called) -ninja -zombie -stupid/silly dragon I'll go with the order of most simple to the most complex enemies: SLIME: base slime (green):very simple ; just press the corresponding key to kill it blue slime :bit complicated; when you press the key it will have a band-aid (like some enemies I'm going to talk about) on it and will go back 1 tile and you need to hit it again. yellow slime :similar to the blue one ; you need to hit it 3 times SKELETON: base skeleton(white): copy cat of the base slime ;hit once to kill it yellow skeleton: hit once and it will drift off until it hits an enemy then it will stop and you need to hit it again purple skeletons :they will act like blue slime at first then it will act like a yellow skeleton HONORABLE MENTION: sometimes the skeleton will have a shield. this acts as extra hp for the skeleton .Once broken , It acts as a regular, yellow, or purple variant BATS: base bats (blue):they go diagonally when hit (similar to the blue slime but ...diagonally) red bats: they act the same as regular bats at first but need the extra hit ,but when they are hit they go the opposite direction like if it went left ,it will go right and vice versa yellow bats : similar to the red bats but when they are hit again ,it will continue in the same direction like if it went right ,it will keep going right one more time. TIP : see what direction the bat is facing and when you hit it, it'll go the direction it's facing HONORABLE MENTION: the bat and red zombie (which i'll talk about ) will teleport to the other side of there is no space like when they are next to the boarder ZOMBIE : base zombie (green): unlike the bat which needs to be hit to go diagonally , the zombie will start going diagonal no matter the situation red zombie : will bend the rules a bit by teleporting when there is no space (like what i said ) FLYING FURBALLS: base flying furball (green):charges at you with a specific range and stalls before charging with is a sign of when it will charge . blue flying furballs: same as the blue slime but will be knocked back harder than the slime and will charge at you red furball of doom :charges at you with no mercy and no stalls but at least they are one-shot 🥷: base ninja (silver): like the furballs , they charge but at any range. it could be next to you or far away. Depends on it's mood(I'm joking) blue ninja : same concept as blue slime ; needs two hits to kill SKULL HEAD 💀 (literally): base skull head (white): it's like a mother giving birth because this thing spawns the base skeletons when defeated(yaaaaay........) blue skull head : same as the blue slime and acts like it but has pregnancy instead red skull head: acts like the base bat but gives birth to skeletons ARMADILLO: the blue one : hit twice quickly to kill the red one :there is a slight delay in the second hit to kill it the yellow one : hit three times instead of two rapidly to (you guessed it ) kill it Stupid/silly dragon: HOLD !!!!!!!!! (trust me it's too complicated). FINALLY!!! I'M DONE ....... oh wait there's more content to cover so since I'm basically drained of all my energy let me rapid fire them: story: jokes ,jokes, jokes ;not serious , not for the people who need serious storytelling 7.5/10 Music: heavenly sounds 10/10 Art style :subjective to you're preference so preference/10 minigames(story mode only): very fun 9/10 my rating :9/10 ok now bye (random note but I'm doing this because i have nothing else to do and I'm bored )

Omega Strikers

Really good story and memorable characters, the calibration is great, so any issues are just room for improvement. I also love the soundtrack, not to mention the vast amount of dlc available (if you wish to buy it). I don't think this game will ever get old to me with how many songs, difficulties, custom levels, and minigames (not to mention remix mode!)

why dis game so unoptimized 20 fps btw

非常好的健身游戏。锻炼手指肌肉，打玩故事模式就会变得很强壮。一个疗程后肌无力已痊愈。感谢制作组。