Breathedge

I can see why they put up the game for free - I'd rather play a walking simulator than this. The controls are janky and annoying, the writing seems to have been done by a 6 year old, technically you could say there is a story but I've seen better stories in Teletubbies episodes. The "jokes" are funny the first one or two times, the problem is that there are about a million of them, per minute, and all have the exact same "would make a 6 year old but not a 7 year old laugh" effort put into them. The game lacks explanations for most things and it also includes using different terms for the same thing, because it's not like the people who wrote the text also made the game or anything. There is "crafting" but it is the "mandatory, most base and lame" crafting type you see in games where developers just couldn't bother to develop any actual skills or put forth the effort to leave their couch every once in a while. I got this game for free and I still refunded it.

I played through chapter 1 and part of chapter 2. Graphics are very good, but otherwise this game is trying so hard to be funny that it's often just confusing. You suit has frequent silly quips intended as guidance - they may or may not entertain you. But they are sped up so much that I often needed to go into the menu and look up what was said (thankfully they are all listed there). "Crafting" is completely divorced from the real world - all ingredients, recipes and crafted items are complete fantasy. It's more fantasy than space game - in space you don't slow down after you stop "farting". Yes, you craft an "accelerator" with a shawarma. There's also a keybind for peeing. And in space you don't cool down when going near huge blobs of coolant gel. Coolant doesn't have a magical conductive aura. This is not a simulator in the slightest. Breathedge will probably entertain a specific audience - I don't think I'll continue with it. I did get one good laugh at the end of chapter 1, so there's that. :)

Хватило пары часов, чтобы оценить игру по достоинству. Вроде достаточно приятная графика, юмор, космос, но играть в это просто НЕ УДОБНО. - Запас кислорода: на начальном этапе у тебя есть запас кислорода на 75 секунд. В итоге для изучения окружения есть 37,5 секунд в одну сторону и столько же в другую. Полетал ты туда-сюда, как дурачок, нашёл как сделать кислородный балон из презерватива, в итоге у тебя есть 100 секунд. Теперь можно летать по 50 секунд туда-сюда. - Инструменты, которые ты крафтишь ломаются от пары ударов, за 2 часа игры сломал 5-6 ломов. - Инвентарь переполнился за час игры. - Надо есть, пить, не замерзнуть, не облучится радиацией, не пораниться об стекла. Не знаю будет ли дальше лучше, по мере прохождения игры, но и узнавать желания нет, слишком уж муторный для меня геймплей. Постоянно надо крафтить ломающиеся инструменты, летать на корабль, чтобы подышать, перекладывать ресурсы в чемоданы. Мне это за 2 часа надоело полностью и появилось стойкое желание удалить игру. С трудом вериться, что 92% положительных отзывов, это настоящие отзывы. За свои 0р. попробовать конечно можно, вдруг ты входишь в эти фейковые 92% кому игра понравилась. К покупке точно не рекомендовал бы никому.

поначалу эти бесконечные полеты по космосу казались медитативными, но на двадцатый час это стало вызывать только раздражение может, когда-нибудь вернусь, а пока — hell nah. надеюсь, во второй части этот рутинный и утомительный геймплей все же поправили насчет юмора ничего не скажу — хоть сама и безумно кринжую с миллениальского юмора, меня все равно прикалывает копаться в поиске очередных тупых смехуечек, вызывающих ностальгию по десятым

just not fun. its a walking sim/exploration game that does everything in it's power to not let you do just that. you are putting all your time keeping any one of 5 gauges depleting completely. you can rebind all of your keys though.

I hadn't heard of this game until it was free to keep for 48 hours. I sink hours and hours into games like Subnautica, Enshrouded, Satisfactory, Planet Crafter, etc. This should have been an easy sell for me. I do not like Breathedge. Naturally, with this type of game you start out small. You can't explore very far without needing to return to your base, you have to mind hunger and thirst meters, and higher quality gear and resources are out of reach. I know this. I expected this. It's not done well in this game. Early resources are just small floating balls of ice, food stuff, and metal. It takes 3 metal to create a scrapper which you can use to hit the larger balls of ice and metal to break them into the smaller ones. This takes about four or five hits and you get anywhere from 2-4 of the respective resource. The problem is the scrapper has a durability of 35, and each hit removes 1 durability. So you're looking at sacrificing around 1/7th of your tool's durability to maybe get enough metal to replace it. And replace it you must, because there's no repairing. Your tools. Add to that an oxygen meter that runs out way too soon in the early game, and you'll be doing a lot of short-lived excursions for not much to justify them. But that's not the worst part of the game, oh no. The worst part is the humor. The jokes are non-stop from your suit's AI to the environmental storytelling. And of course the AI comments on the environmental storytelling. Find a guy who electrocuted himself and is floating in a funny pose with just a skull in his helmet? The AI will tell you about it. Normally, that's fine. I've played a lot of games with chatty companions or tutorials or side characters. But here, it is RELENTLESSLY unfunny. During the tutorial section of the game, you're instructed to build "Crap Imposed by the Developers". Haha, meta humor. Cool. Once you gather the resources and assemble it, you have to hold it in your hands which means going into the menu and assigning it to one of the quick item slots, of which there are four. After you do, the character holds up the crafter item, a mix of scrap shaped like a penis and testicles. That's the level of humor in this game. I admit, there was one gag that made me laugh a little. It was at the very end of chapter 1 where you think you're about to escape the area on a ship, only to have the front half of the ship take off without you, leaving you holding the steering wheel and watching in the distance as the launched part of the ship explodes in the distance. That made me say "Heh." The rest of the humor is completely juvenile, and not in the fun or ironic way. The jokes read like they're written by a 13-year-old who just discovered the concept of edgy humor, and nothing ever lands. It doesn't help that the suit AI that delivers a lot of the jokes talks fast. There were times the AI would comment on something, cracking a joke, and it's something I haven't seen yet. Like the time it made a fat joke before I even saw the dead fat guy. I call the humor 'edgy' because some of it is. Before playing, I heard the game had at least one rape joke that was later removed. There's a poster that - I don't even know - is maybe supposed to be a dig at LGBTQ people? It's not even worth being offended by, it's just bad. And of course there's the dead guy in a space suit with a TV in his hands who the AI informs you was caught looting after the ship crashed. I knew even before checking that it would be a black character. And sure enough, it was. So add at least one instance of racism to the 'edgy humor'. That can't even get by with ambiguity since there's a severe lack of non-caucasian crew members floating about otherwise. Shortly after I found that NPC I traveled a bit further and found some wreckage covered in a white substance and the suit AI said something about mayonnaise, wink wink nudge nudge and I finally tapped out. I wasn't having fun, the lazy juvenile humor was annoying me, and I decided I could be doing literally anything better with my time. I know some will think "edgy game that makes the leftists mad? Instant buy" and to that I say, dude, they aren't even GOOD edgy jokes. There's probably a game or two out there that isn't politically correct or 'woke' or offensive that's at least funnier than this. Treat yourself right. TL;DR: -Bad mechanics -Bad progression -Frustrating tool durability -Terminally unfunny 'humor' delivered so rapid fire you'd think you were watching an amateur comedian die on stage -Positives: graphics and music are good. Solid game concept. It ran really well on my PC.

Отличная игра, достаточно интересно, самоиронично и не затянуто