Ok, there's one reason I'm giving this a thumb's up recommendation: you get exactly what you're buying the game for; a beat 'em up game with large bare boobs. There's about 3 hours of game play in the basic game.
Pros:
It's fun. Not challenging, but fun.
It actually has pretty good designs that are varied and mostly fit the sci-fi setting.
The characters are high-definition images of rendered models so they look good and there's no clipping.
Character motions are pretty smooth and have plenty of filler frames except for the player characters during the neutral kick attack, the static (but still perpetually bouncy) block, and the special moves.
While focused on large to super-ultra boobs (a couple models are 50% boob), there are a couple B-cups and there are models (two of the heroines) that are more butt and leg-emphasized. There are also multiple shapes of boobs; they're not just the same model at different sizes.
There's a character gallery that goes through their move-sets individually.
The laser beam "traps" harm the bad girls too.
The dialogue is self-aware and light.
The only male mentioned (never seen) is named Andro. I found that funny.
Cons-Levels:
The game defaults to Easy mode whenever you load it. It's unnecessary as I didn't get any level deaths until level 18 of 20.
No volume controls.
The neutral attacks can be spammed infinitely until an enemy dies. A few of the bad girls can work together to do this to you too if they happen the be on the same plane as you. The programmer seemed to realize this because the last few levels really up the number of laser beams coming from the background, preventing you from...moving really. I even just stood between two on the last level, blocking while the beams killed the last set of enemies on level 20.
With the exception of the 2 special moves, all the playable characters have the same attacks delivered in slightly different styles.
The "finisher" moves freeze your character in a pose for a couple seconds and really bogs down combat if you miss. The flying axe heel especially since you move so far and the bad girl may not stay stunned/be moved out of the way by the arena "wall" before it lands.
Turning is also very slow and you're better off using the "back attack" (a la Double Dragon 2) to turn around.
There is rarely an A.I. running and the 10ish bad girls on the screen will mostly flail at thin air at the top of the screen while you're at the bottom.
Hit detection is very precise vertically and you basically have to be within the width of the models' small feet in order to land an attack. Horizontally, hit detection is very loose.
The levels are disinteresting straight lines. Some have laser beam traps coming from lights in the wall, but they're all the same trap "hidden" in different light designs.
The power meter charges by movement, attacks, or defending. If you want to use the screen-clearing nuke attack you can just hold the block button to charge. Only a few enemies starting at level 16 can survive the attack.
The player characters' reaction to an attack looks silly and last long enough that the multi-ranged attack enemies had me "daze walking" more than a screen-length away.
Cons-Boss fights:
At the end of each 5-level mission is a boss fight done in a fighting game style. These suck. It feels like playing a knock-off Mortal Kombat (1-3) character in a Marvel vs Capcom system. The fights are completely broken with poor hit-detection, frozen frames (upper cut and foot stomp leave you open for 2 seconds), and the screen-clear nuke attack takes somewhere between 50-70% of a health bar and is how the fight is decided most of the time. Once more, block or just move to charge the power meter and HOPE that you beat the boss to the nuke attack. The movements look janky and don't flow in these fights. I like the idea of a long combo leading to an automatic air combo for style, but once you learn the spam attack to do it, it becomes old and people with seizures will probably have an issue then.
Bugs:
If you press down when the level complete pose is about to start the character will slide of the screen in her victory pose.
The bodies of defeated enemies do not fade away. On individual levels, this is fine, but I get the feeling that they linger even after you move to a new level as I played levels 1-16 in one session and the game started to slow down heavily. When I resumed on level 17 the next day, it was smooth again.
During the boss fights you can occupy the same space as the boss and just punch/kick behind her.
In the middle of some combos I saw enemies teleport around me as they reacted to my attacks.
