Akane the Kunoichi

Far as extremely basic and cheap platformers go, it's okay. I didn't completely hate my time playing it. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_mTCdN6DY The control scheme at default was awful, so I changed the hell out of that. I suspect it's designed for controllers, but I dislike controllers. I showed doing this in the video if you want to see what I went with, the gameplay was comfortable enough, even if the characters responses weren't brilliant. But that could be my fault. for not being very good at platformers. The game is extremely basic, you throw Kunai, you kill enemies, sometimes they are dogs so you have to crouch before you throw... I imagine there's more variation later but I died to the first boss and decided I didn't care enough to do the bit before the first boss again. Which was fairly mediocre the first time. This game is a 5/10 for me, It's neither bad, nor good. I am clicking recommended because I imagine someone more interested in platformers might enjoy this silly little adventure. But for me? I probably won't play it again, if I'm honest. If you play it, I hope you enjoy it more than I did. If you don't, I will not blame you, hope you find something that interests you. Regardless, I hope you have a wonderful day.

Spaßiges kleines Spiel. Hatte es zu Xbox360 Arcade Zeiten mal angespielt, und dachte mir ich hole das jetzt mal nach. Mehr als einmal durchspielen, geschweige denn die Kimonos holen sitzt nicht drin, dazu ist mir das Spiel zu schwammig bzw unpräzise. Eigentlich schade, vom Prinzip her ein gutes Speedrun Game. Es saß ein Entwickler dran, wie gesagt, spaßig ist es, wenn es bei dieser einmaligen Erfahrung bleibt. Wer sich quälen möchte kann sich an die Kimonos trauen. Ich gebe dem ganzen eine 05/10.

Самое лучшее в этой игре, это обложка к ней, всё остальное полный шлак

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Como persona que tiene mucho sexo a todas horas, puedo decir que este juego es 100% parecido a tener sexo con una mujer, como yo siempre hago. Obviamente este juego no me puso caliente, no soy gay, yo tengo mucho sexo con mujeres reales como para gastar más de 15 minutos en este juego. Por otro lado me gustaria recomendar este juego a la gente que no tiene sexo (no como yo porque yo tengo mucho sexo con mujeres, mucho) como si ahí hubiese una mujer desnuda y está desnuda. Ella también se ve como una de mis varias novias con la que tuve mucho sexo. He tenido mucho sexo. También soy muy guapo y las mujeres SIEMPRE quieren tener sexo conmigo porque soy muy musculoso y guapo y muy bueno en los videojuegos. Todas mis novias dicen que soy muy bueno en el sexo y jugando videojuegos y siendo guapo. Una de mis enamoradas me pidió tener sexo con ella pero le dije que estaba jugando un juego de sexo y empezó a llorar y se hizo lesbiana y se suicidó porque no tuve sexo con ella. Tengo sexo con mujeres, no con hombres, no soy gay. Soy Dios y guapo así que las chicas siempre quieren tener sexo conmigo porque soy un Dios y sexy. Mi pene es muy grande. A todas mis novias les gusta mi pene porque es muy grande y soy muy bueno en el sexo y lo soy, tengo mucho sexo. También soy muy guapo y sexy y tengo mucho sexo. (Lo compre para vender cromos)

This game is probably one of those games I used to buy with whatever change was left in my Steam wallet during a Summer sale in the past. It's a simple game, 15 levels, in sets of 3, with a boss in the X-3 level. You get 3 "scrolls" to cast jutsus in any X-1 or X-2 level and none in X-3s (which is just terrible, you could get AT LEAST ONE!). The controls are clunky, even with a controller, the plataforming is not precise due to bad hitboxes, the enemies get WAY TOO REPETITIVE and their hitboxes and hurtboxes are just terrible! Regarding bosses, the first is VERY simple, the second one has a VERY short window to deal damage to the weakspot, the third is a bit annoying and the fourth is just stupid after you get it's movements and dodge the projectiles. NOW, the fifth and last boss summons ordinary mobs while you have to walljump to get one or 2 hits every time while dealing with them (ninjas, dogs, projectile throwing ninjas and dudes that throw their hats). It's not a difficult one, but it's just VERY ANNOYING -- with most of the mobs taking 3 kunais to kill, there's nearly no time to do it and get a hit on the boss, which leads to a lot of wasted time cleaning up to not take damage needlessly. I really tried to get all achievements after noticing this game in my library for 10 years without playtime, but it's just not worth it... got all collectables till the last boss area, but just couldn't bother to get them in the last area without getting EXTREMELY ANNOYED by the last boss, by the way one needs to get through to get them (too many enemies, ambushes and obstacles to be fun) or by BOTH EVERY ATTEMPT. In a nutshell, for the price of this game you can get much better games and save your time and energy for games that are actually worth it. If plataforming is your "jam", just buy Celeste play it instead -- IT'S BETTER and you get a nice emotional rollercoaster!

This game... is bad. REALLY BAD. Okay, having a hot kunoichi on the thumbnail is nice, but the fact that the game looks ridiculously pixelated still won't attract people. Now, about the game itself: Sometimes it's quite difficult to move the character properly, and you also need to time your jumps very carefully. You have to use the ninjutsu at the right moments. There were no medkits on boss stages, so you were completely on your own... WHY IS THERE A TIMER?? I DON'T WANT TO PLAY A SPEEDRUN. Playing like this was way too stressful! Collecting the kimonos was also difficult, especially on the final boss stage. That was a real nightmare... This game could "maybe" be better if there was no countdown timer, if there were always supplies of medkits and ninjutsu available, and if there weren't so many enemies that disappear from my field of vision and then attack me out of nowhere. It would also look much better in a 3D version. Maybe Akane deserves a 3D version - Maybe I'll modeling her who knows-. I won't recommend it. I'm really sorry, but the game is extremely hard and terrible the whole game. Still, I'm proud of myself for completing it with all of the achievements.