The Conjurer's Quest

Holy hell, where to begin on this first ever review, do you enjoy Dark Souls? Do you enjoy a challenge? Have you ever thought what it would feel like to stick your ♥♥♥♥ inside a toaster? sweet mother of everything holy... this game will clap your soft delicate cheeks over and over until you decide you like it, or your just numb to all the childhood trauma you experienced in life. This game starts out neutral you get your first few battles in using strategy, it luls you into a false sense of security before it jack hammers into you without abandon... The first thing you realize is enemies bee-line straight to you no matter if there's a wall between you or not like a creepy distant admirer they know where those cheeks are, try and run from them? it'd be the equivalent of trying to out-run ultra-instincts goku on a skateboard with only 3 wheels it's not gonna happen, you refuse to get those cheeks clapped anymore you decide to run from the fights, escape failure rate is at an all time high like my thoughts of downing a bottle of bacardi 151. Should you escape a fight, there is no hand holding, there is no remorse, you will immediately go back into combat with that mob, because they called dibs on your body, there is no such thing as invincibility frames, if your a** isn't holding an arrow key down in a direction you want to go before that screen transitions to the map, your back in that fight again. Enemies in this game do not seem to respawn, you kill those first 5 soldier squads, you have to progress the story, do a story fight, those squads come back, to get them to come back again? progress the story, once you finally make your way to the underworld, get your emotional support puppy on stand-by because these demons will make you cry, hate yourself and question yourself... Do you really want a challenge that is akin to a MMA champion going 7 rounds with a toddler? if your answer is yes, well, your the toddler in this fight, the demons have about 10k HP, do 300-700 damage a hit, and you will do 0-330 (melee is between 0-76 ice magic is 240-330) you kill your first demon gimme that sweet delicious gold and EXP and my puppy, but no beating the demons nets you demon blood, no gold no exp, there's a demon mob every 4 feet, and they will engage you before you even see them coming. you see that 4.6 hours played? the "underworld" had me paranoid, scared, and saving every 5 feet i made it without aggroing a demon. I have never saved, got into a fight closed the game, relaunched, loaded a save game more than once... until this night happened, you will get stuck in a corner between two demon mobs, your best bet is just to close the game and relaunch. it happened for so long a good 2 hours between two different demon sections of the story shortly after getting your second party member, and also shortly after your third party member, there was so many game exiting outs i literally spent 10 mins in the files folder trying to find a way to edit the game to give me some kind of 1 shot savior of a holy mother attack, to no avail. I trudged on with saving, closing, loading, over and over just to scout out the map layout but unfortunately, doorways leading to new areas, take you to a random area, you take that same doorway back the way you came and your in a completely different part of the room you came in, were you here before? is that rock the same rock you ran past 10 minutes ago? F*** if i know, but i do know that those demons are horned up and they got your number. So if you love pain, cruel and unusual torture, using a trashcan lid to eat spaghetti O's out of, this is your S*** . Me? i'm going to go get a drink and think about how much more pain i can endure as i trudge on another day, because i spent 10 dollars, and i'm going to enjoy those 10 dollars spent... and by enjoying i mean seeing how much i truly do hate myself. I'll update this review when/if i get farther into the game, or it my soul finally gets shattered and i'm found in a dark room in the fetal position. Update - Beat the game after another hour, dear god, if you decide to play the game before going to defend against the army, do yourself a favor buy dozens of full heals/full mana's I blew through 13+ of each, get the item off the fairy (dead) inside the castle, save and be prepared for the most grueling hour fight in the world, the boss has what feels like 100k HP and can two shot those cheeks, spam cheapest thunder spell and attacking when not using items on yourself, use your TP to full mana when able and with a huge stroke of luck you'll win. I think I'm going to go contemplate if this pain to beat this game was worth it now...

While the combat is somewhat challenging, the main problems i have with the game is that moving around can get annoying, especially since the transition zones that transition between maps will trigger move in any direction except forward, making it irritating to try and move, as you will likely accidentally keeping flipping back and forth between maps, which gets annoying. Another thing is this game has several varying fetishes within it, and not all of them were very appealing, but there is no option to skip the scenes. The story path is actually pretty linear so far, as i have only seen one choice to be made so far. (Haven't completed the game yet, so i'm certain there are a few more, i hope.) If this is up your alley, feel free to give it a try, but so far i can't recommend this game. It definitely isn't the worst i've seen, and the combat isn't overly tedious, but it's flaws keep me from fully enjoying this game. Will update this review after finishing the game...

para iniciar no lo veo un mal juego. sino como un potencial. Se dedicaron más a trama ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lo gracioso para mi es que si le sacan eso igual tendría un juego de los rpg (mayormente rpgmakers) que me dio cierta nostalgia cuando jugaba estos títulos " chrono trigger, Golden sun., robotrek, etc.) siento que faltaría pulir esa mecánica. en early se maneja bastante bien, con el conjurador usando sus aliados como guardaespaldas. el posee más vida y los otros el daño y una mecánica para subir de lvl, hasta el lvl 7 funciona (no me quejo de que no respawneen los guardias en sí podría llevarse igual) el problema lo siento después de separarse ... si ahora si la trama se pone buena, con un ataque del rey demonio, un plot donde el prota cambia de bando. “eso si me parece soporífera donde te dejan elegir y una opción es un dead end xD " Descontando eso me atrapo un poco la historia de Celestia. podrían haberla expandido más, pero bue tenemos a la 3 la compañera (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Al principio odie la dificultad de los demonios. luego utilice al compañero como un minion literal que solo dedicaba a darle al conjurador para tener mana y se pudo. eso sí. Ya no había mecánica de grande... no se subía de lvl. el aliado quedaba en lvl 1 …. siento como esa parte quedo medio a desarrollar y si se implementaría bien quedaría un juego totalmente completo... mecánica de grande "subir lvl de aliados y tener un equipo totalmente complementario y no solo sirvientes " ... aunque si puedo entender con la paladina y el ángel (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) en fin. no está mal. siento que flaquea después de esa parte que te despedís de tus aliados ogros iniciales. tendrían que mejorar esa mecánica de grindeo. tuve más expectativas del primer aliado. daba para hacer que mejore su habilidad y no pase a ser solo un "surtidor de mana “ generándome varias expectativas luego que se uniera y el final un poco apresurado, pero no malo ... la verdad si lo continúan