
The Asskickers is a satirical re-imagination of the 2D arcade beat’em up. Join Alex, Diane and Marcus in their action-packed journey through the heart of the modern urban jungles. Wrongly accused, our three heroes will stand up to a corrupt political and financial elite and make white-collar criminals discover the lost art of asskicking.
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Languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain
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Lacks too many things to be fun. The hitbox and hit registration are awful and frustrating. There is some kind of input delay. There is little variation in the fights. Enemies are often the same over and over. Oh and the suspicious review from pcactu saying it is one of the best beat'em up was made by a french site.. about a french game. There's no way anybody would think it could be in the top beat them up.. i don't think it was objective and that it is fair to put it here. On the bright side the menus are good and the art looks fine.
one day this will be removed from steam, and the key will be worth a few hundred so buy em now
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This is by far one of the worst beat 'em ups I have ever played. Movement is stiff, combos are bleh, and humor that tries too hard. Buy on sale, if you must.
My patience is really starting to run thin here. 20 minutes is all I gave this game, and it was 20 minutes too many. The game is broken. The AI doesn't work AT ALL. The enemies are COPY AND PASTES of one another, the music just loops, there is literally ONE BUTTON FOR ATTACKING. You can walk forward, backward, jump, and punch. Yay. So exciting. Of all of the titles on Steam to play, let me rush to this one. What a classic. What a hit. Yeah right. Stay away.
La jugabilidad es terrible. El personaje se mueve lento y tosco, haciendo que de rabia utilizarlo. No lo recomiendo.
Terrible controls
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