
Prepare to enter the supermarket! Supermarket Times is a surreal comedy point-and-click shopping simulator. Complete legendary supermarket tasks: buy alcohol for the teenagers, stamp on the rat, and hit a seagull with a rock. Chat to the local hoi polloi, and buy the products of your wildest dreams!
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About
Supermarket Times offers the player the chance to take on the exciting role of a normal person going shopping.
Key Features
Shopping
Browse a selection of surreal and thrilling products, including the renowned CLOUD ARSE™ toilet roll - like wiping your arse with a cloud, Marl-Bros cigarettes – a slippery slope indeed, and the captivating Thick and Milky Mother’s Magazine.

Chatting
Meet a cast of peculiar people for the first time (and for some hopefully the last time). Sid wants you to know he is not a pervert, Carol wants to make sure there is absolutely no processed meat in her son’s soup, James’ Dad bought him a skateboard with no wheels 15 years ago and he’s still sad about it!

Legendary Tasks
Complete Legendary Supermarket Tasks such as buy alcohol for the teenagers, hit the seagull with the rock and stamp on the rat.

Exploring
Discover strange and intriguing secrets!

Explore, shop and chat and eventually you may discover the super-secret of the supermarket!
Genres
Stats
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 40 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Fun little game, I loved the voices and the ambiance of the supermarket.
this game is pretty whack and has a surprisingly big map that i keep getting lost in lol
Would I recommend this as a game? No. However, I would as an experience. As advertised, it is a shopping simulator at heart, where things are taken to the extreme and seen through an almost surrealist lens as it juxtaposes the regular with the wacky. At its heart, it is a true British experience that can be summed up as crude, both through its art style reminiscent of vulgar childish drawings and its deadpan humour. It walks the line of being comedic and awfully relatable. I really enjoyed just exploring and soaking in the atmosphere. It is something entirely unique. If you wanted a game with a long runtime or riveting gameplay, it isn't here. But if you want to see something silly and full of love, this is genuinely awesome.
the giggles are contagious. good silly game.
Hey ,if you like British wit, look no further. The 'bad' art is a lot of fun, along with the some of the dialogue for some of the products. I enjoyed the fruit facts, name puns and Adibass. I personally don't like crass things like p***ing chunks of s*** off of toilet bowls, killing animals for the sake of it or seeing a magazine all about breasts. But I honestly think that I'm not the target audience for this game. And that's ok. That's why I can still recommend the game, knowing a bunch of [b]blokes[/b] will absolutely love it.
This is a nice little rando point-n-click! Love the personalities and stories of the people, and enjoyed the interactive tasks as well.
画风很新奇
A proper laugh! Love these off the wall type games. Only played a short amount, but will be back back for more. Seems like this would make a great Sunday afternoon gaming double bill with 77p egg: Eggwife. Bonkers!
Taek mah mooneh mayte
Freezer goblin 10/10
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