
Prepare to enter the supermarket! Supermarket Times is a surreal comedy point-and-click shopping simulator. Complete legendary supermarket tasks: buy alcohol for the teenagers, stamp on the rat, and hit a seagull with a rock. Chat to the local hoi polloi, and buy the products of your wildest dreams!
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About
Supermarket Times offers the player the chance to take on the exciting role of a normal person going shopping.
Key Features
Shopping
Browse a selection of surreal and thrilling products, including the renowned CLOUD ARSE™ toilet roll - like wiping your arse with a cloud, Marl-Bros cigarettes – a slippery slope indeed, and the captivating Thick and Milky Mother’s Magazine.

Chatting
Meet a cast of peculiar people for the first time (and for some hopefully the last time). Sid wants you to know he is not a pervert, Carol wants to make sure there is absolutely no processed meat in her son’s soup, James’ Dad bought him a skateboard with no wheels 15 years ago and he’s still sad about it!

Legendary Tasks
Complete Legendary Supermarket Tasks such as buy alcohol for the teenagers, hit the seagull with the rock and stamp on the rat.

Exploring
Discover strange and intriguing secrets!

Explore, shop and chat and eventually you may discover the super-secret of the supermarket!
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Stats
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 40 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
cool.
Dura poco mas de una hora, pero está divertido, es gracioso y el arte es 10/10.
Brilliant game, nothing else like it
Yes, so, hum, nice game, yeah, like, a game that is nice. so. you find things, and hum, yeah you use the things to do things. then when you hum, do all the things, then you'll, hum, have done all the things.
Reminds me of shows like 12oz Mouse, YOLO, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. If you’re looking for an absurdist experience in that same vein, this game absolutely delivers. There are a handful of puzzles and quests, but for me the main appeal was simply exploring and interacting with the surreal, bizarre characters and environments. This is definitely one for people who already have an acquired taste for absurdist humor—but if you’re like me, you’ll probably love it.
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half of the game lands and the other half doesnt. for every good bit there's another where the narrator just kinda rambles for a while (some of these go on for so long, felt like I should have timed them) or the bit just sucks. as curious as I am about what's behind the secret door, some of the stuff I just don't want to do to get there. hit the seagull with a rock though and claimed its head as a trophy, so that's lovely. half of my cart's value was in bird (singular) this dang inflation, am I right? but yeah, real hit or miss, cool aesthetic, no clue how to open the jar, make sure to feed the hole what it wants to keep the market going
How can I explain the comedic madness of Supermarket Times ? Well if you’re in the market for a game that will make you absolutely flabbergasted and dying of laughter then this is the game for you. With the game using the lowest forms of humour to get the highest quantity of laughter and confusion. The art style is exquisite and most definitely unique, with each item being in a drawing style that can be only described as naive and innocent. Which is in stark contrast to the comical jokes.
A completely strange and absurd game whose only real goal is to make you laugh.... or make you feel a bit uncomfortable!! And clearly this is pure British humor as I like it!! The concept is super simple: you walk around a supermarket and can interact with pretty much everything. Products, customers, employees… almost everything has something to say. There’s a narrator with very dark humor who comments on your purchases and sometimes the lines are written in such a depressing way that it somehow becomes hilarious hehe at first you might think the dialogues are pointless but it’s actually the opposite. They''re genuinely fun to listen to full of improbable anecdotes ABSURD facts about FOOD, good wordplay, and lots of references deeply rooted in British humor! Gameplay side, it’s somewhere between a visual novel and a point & click game, so it's very accessible. The puzzles are simple, exploration is clearly encouraged with various possible interactionsand a map lets you move easily around this surprisiingly large supermarket. the real fun comes from poking around everywhere and seeing how far the game is willing to go with the nonsense. It’s simnple, it’s chill, and you never quite know how you’re supposed to feel about it… classic British supermarket style :D Visually it’s deliberately weird, sometimes straight up ugly but it fits the tone perfectly. The game often flirts with bad taste gross humor, and even a kind of absurd horror at times!! In the end it’s a short experience that relies entirely on its atmosphere and audacity So if you like offbeat British humor it’s definitely worth checking out!!
such a fun time on this game, just 1 hour to complete
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