Saints Row

Не так страшен чёрт, как его малюют. Почитав отзывы, ожидал что-то вообще неиграбельное, а получил весьма неплохой комедийный боевик в духе Saints Row. С приятным визуалом, бодрым геймплеем и обширной кастомизацией практически всего. Игра, может, и получилась худшей в серии, но точно не плохой. Возможно, стоит брать, если вам все предыдущие игры серии были по душе. 7/10

👢 Man, why is this half-baked? It's literally "Saints Raw", and that's why I don't recommend it. There are too many minor, annoying bugs with: collisions, animations, interface, sound, customization, timings, and skills. It's like the game wasn't tested and definitely wasn't polished. Now for the main thing: the reboot has disappointed fans. The reason is the main cast, which doesn't work with this kind of story. Every generation has its cringeworthy stereotypes, but they never make things cool. The plot is very short, weak, and dull. Now about the good things: Well, the fact that it's soulless, empty, and boring is complete nonsense. Combining SR with the Wild West is a top-notch idea. There are plenty of interesting places in the world, and the gradual empire-building mechanics works nicely. While some mission types aren't the best, there aren't any truly bad ones (except the wingsuit challenges), but there are some broken ones. If this weren't SR and worked properly, it wouldn't be so bad. There was potential here, but it was wasted.

Saints Row itself is an okay game, but not a good reboot as it barely feels like Saints Row at all. The game is full of bugs, although most of the ones I encountered were cosmetic rather than game-breaking; characters glitch, animations break, and objects behave strangely occasionally. It is not always enough to ruin the game, but it makes the whole experience feel unfinished and cheap. The voice acting is also painfully dull. It's not completely terrible, but it lacks the personality and energy that the voice actors brought to Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row IV. Those games had characters who felt larger than life, while the reboot’s cast mostly sounds bored, awkward, or annoying. The jokes are rarely inappropriate, outrageous, or even funny, which removes one of the biggest things that gave the older games their identity. The driving does not help either. Cars feel floaty, weightless, and just... strange. The gunplay somehow feels worse than previous iterations of games. The skill system also feels unnecessary, and the executions, while cool, makes combat pacing feel awkward, clunky, and unharmonious making it feel even less like a Saints Row game. The audio is inconsistent, in cutscenes it's good, but during gameplay it sometimes becomes too quiet, sounds too far away, or the wind sounds too loud. The plot might be the worst part. Saints Row used to be about building a criminal empire, taking over a city, and becoming increasingly ridiculous along the way and while the game can have that, it just... feels flat, soulless. This game starts with the characters worrying about student loans and making a lazy joke about capitalism. Like, what? That's the first real impression players get? It feels like the writers were more interested in making the Saints relatable than making them entertaining, inappropriate, and memorable. The graphics are probably the best part, as far as the lighting at least because models just look... off and whoever modelled that cat should really re-evaluate their skills. Santo Ileso, however, can genuinely look great, and the environments are often beautiful. Unfortunately, good graphics cannot save weak writing, mediocre characters, awkward gameplay systems, and a complete lack of the personality that made the series popular. Because of how bad the game actually was, I'm not entirely surprised Volition was shut down a year later by Embracer (though there were other circumstances that also caused this to happen but the game's poor reception in addition to its bad marketing performance which definitely didn't help). Gaming companies need to learn to stop trying to reinvent the wheel and just keep what is already good and loved by players but simply improve on them. This is becoming a constant thing that needs to end. Like I said earlier though, as a game it's okay at best but I'd never recommend it if you're looking for an actual Saints Row game. If you're looking for a GTA alternative or are curious, I'd say it's worth $10 at most.

idk why there's so many negative reviews, but i'm just going to assume they didn't even like the old games either. This game is an absolute delight, i'm having so much fun meeting the characters and exploring the world. plus, all the nods to the original games. It's witty, silly, violent in the most absurd ways-- it's everything you could want from a saints game Also, changing Rim Jobs to Jim Rob's is hilarious lmao

Absolutely Nyaaa

セインツロウ２（思い出補正もある）が一番好きで 個人的には次点で今作が面白かった。

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i cried