Saints Row

veryy good

I will use Saints Row 3 & 4 as the standard since i havent played SR2 yet eventhough hearing/seeing a lot of good reviews. I remember watching the trailer back in 2022 and saying "wtf is this?". I tried to be fair in reviewing this game but holy ♥♥♥♥ i cant. The dialogue is like an edgy & cringe dialogue that are trying too hard to cater to the younger generation. The writer team definitely cooks. They cook straight dogsht. The story mission is so mid and so short you can finish it in one sitting (this include the loyalty/side character upgrade mission) and the intro mission is so bad compared to SR3 with the heist & SR4 with saving the world. The character creation is a bit restricted compared to SR3 & 4 though the customization is better here. Back in SR3 & 4, you have an already exist set of clothes but here you can customize your clothing layer starting from Underwear>Shirts>Jackets (this is a very huge upgrade). BUT boy I hate how they handle the store system. Its all different kind of store with different kind of contents. Why tf do you change the system of the old store to this garbage. Theyre all separated and far away and it makes looking that one piece of clothing you found really cool when you were poor harder. I dont get why they dont stick with big stores instead (for example Planet Saints, Lets Pretend, Leather & Lace from pervious entries. Oh and also, ♥♥♥♥ JimRobs. Bring back RimJobs). Theres not much content compared to SR3 & 4 too like as an example, back in SR3, you can takeover other gang base, better boss fights, a fckton of mission where you have to choice with each choice affects what you gonna get, etc. And have I mentioned the very bad audio mixing/bug? This bug actually makes playing the game even more less enjoyable and turns out this problem still exist because the devs who made this dogsht have been shut down back in 2023. It made sense bcs these mfs are the same mfs that are trying to shove DEI & woke garbage and talking ♥♥♥♥ to the players that called them out saying "this is not Saints Row". And whats funny is that, this reboot isnt even the original idea. The original idea is that the reboot was supposed to be a back to the roots (similar to SR2) but it didnt get accepted or whatever bs happens back then i cant remember. tldr: a good game, not a good SAINTS ROW game.