Saints Row: The Third

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sweet game

Jogo simplesmente fica 3 fps em TODAS as pontes e em TODAS as missões que sejam próximas da água, não sei se é bug, se é algum erro, mas meu pc não é podre e simplesmente fica injogável sempre que tem água ou ponte.

The game/story itself is great, although the mechanics are starting to show their age, but I'd highly recommend not getting this version, and I don't have the remastered version yet so I can't speak on if the remaster fixes the performance issues. The game runs rather smoothly at the start of the game, but it goes downhill in a really bad way as you progress through the story. The micro stutters and FPS issues constantly get worse, and for whatever reason there are some missions that after you complete them, the game permanently runs worse. The game also really doesn't like to do long play sessions. The game eventually ran horribly enough that I couldn't play anymore and moved to SR4, which has its own engine issues but not nearly as bad as this game. Specs don't seem to matter, obviously at this point everyone well exceeds the system requirements.

Saints Row: The Third is my favorite game in the entire Saints Row series, and every time I come back to it, I have just as much fun as I did the first time. I originally completed it on the Xbox 360, so returning to it years later brings back a lot of great memories. Despite its age, the gameplay still feels just as enjoyable as ever. From the very beginning, the game embraces its unique blend of humor, fast-paced action, and over-the-top moments, making it almost impossible to get bored. What impressed me the most was the way the soundtrack was used. The developers perfectly matched the music to many of the missions, making some scenes truly unforgettable. Flying the helicopter while "Power" by Kanye West plays, or the final mission with "Holding Out for a Hero", are perfect examples of how the right music can completely elevate the experience. Moments like these are exactly why Saints Row: The Third has remained so memorable over the years. On top of that, the game offers exciting gameplay, charismatic characters, and plenty of humor that perfectly balances the more serious moments of the story. I've completed this game multiple times, and every playthrough reminds me why it's still my favorite entry in the series. My Rating: 10/10. A fantastic open-world game that proves the perfect combination of action, humor, and music can create an unforgettable experience. For me, it's a game I'll always be happy to come back to.

Гта которую сделали под грибами, давая нам возможность анигилировать врагов дилдаками, и устроить перестрелки со шлюхами и зомби. Мне это подарило веселье, а я люблю тупой юмор и веселье. 10/10

I 100%'d this game back in the late Xbox 360 days, and I gotta say it: this game is slop, but of the best kind. It's an outrageous copy of GTA, some would call it a GTA killer, but in my opinion, by this point in the series it knew it would be tagged as such, so it leaned all the way in and turned itself into a hyperbolic caricature of GTA. Here's an example: in GTA you *can* create massive chaos of murder and wreckage, that's not really the point of the game, but in Saints Row it is. The storyline is hedonistically disgraceful, full of bad-taste jokes and an insatiable sense of humor that, for some reason, fits mid-2026 wokeness so freaking well. We're more aware than ever of how badly these jokes land, and that's exactly how you know the game is insisting upon itself. The gameplay and combat follow GTA IV's controls: you can run, jump, roll, and crouch, but you can't take cover. Instead, you can grab your foes and use them as human shields, and then toss 'em aside like pillows. Which brings us to the fact that the aim assist is basically nonfunctional. Once you realize the game is mostly "run, point, shoot, kill, repeat," it becomes a frustrating and sometimes a nauseating operation, which makes the controls themselves responsible for setting the difficulty bar. Since all you do is shoot everything, the challenge becomes hiding and recovering so you can go back to shooting everything again. Don't bother expecting great driving mechanics, they're basic, nothing out of the box. Every car has a god-blessed brake with the friction of a Nepalese monk, and the biggest differences between vehicles are top speed, torque, and weight, which — again — don't really matter, since you can just buy a global upgrade that gives any vehicle the ramming power of a bus. What really matters is that in Saints Row, at the end of the day, you just want to run people over and watch their ragdolls flip through the air or get stuck on your hood. As I keep saying, the game isn't all doom and gloom, it's FUN, after all. You'll end up laughing your ass off at the badly written storyline with plots completely out of context, the over-the-top sexual jokes, the broken character physics, and so on. And you still get nicely done environment and character design, with purple being a splendid choice that sets the whole Saints Row series up as a coherent product, defining itself as a destructive sandbox. With all that said, the main reasons it's such a pleasure to play come down to this: - It has an Adult Swim radio station - Main character customization (with custom, story-accurate voice lines) - Kanye's "Power" and a Deadmau5 "4x4=12" track as boss-fight themes - Free mayhem vehicles and guns for your everyday mayhem-ing - Unexpected self-aware jokes - Tron - Abundant big titties Great couch game. Sometimes you just don't have to take ♥♥♥♥ too seriously.

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腦洞大開之作

非常good，弥补了我电脑配置低又想玩gta的愿望