Goritaire

The goal is to get Gorilla. To assemble Gorilla, to become Gorilla, to become one being of Gorilla. To get Gorilla, you need banana. No banana? No Gorilla. No Gorilla left behind. All Gorilla need banana no banana No Gorillas. Sometimes you must turn Gorilla into Hypothetical Banana. Sometime you destroy banana to make Hypothetical banana. I give this 4/5 Gorillas, and 7/8 Banana .

Still better than magic the gathering

[i]"Bananas are a complete diet. Gorillas consume bananas, making them complete creatures."[/i] I dunno why the hell ArcSys made this game but I'm glad they did. Super fun little mind-bending solitaire card game about trying to control the speed at which you utilize cards without building out your board state too fast or burning through your deck too fast, sort of unlike any other card game I've played (but maybe it's riffing on something I've never heard of). Neat little puzzle, good for filling 15 minutes at a time. Also, they went needlessly hard in the art assets and the writing, both of which are absolutely hilarious. You will be hitting the Victory Gorilla pose after every game, I promise you.

I enjoy the simplicity of only having two types of cards in the deck, it removes the burden of having to agonize over deck construction. It's all about resource management and reacting to draws. It's fun to open up the game to take a couple minutes to tackle a challenge.

This game will make you smarter Learned about Japan and its curry industry by looking up why this game is obsessed with curry (For real, that brand is crazy huge there and I had no idea it existed 2 hours ago) Game is also good, I was expecting an ironic 5-minute game but, no, it's a really nice and competent solo card game

Despite costing peanuts, this game is about bananas