General Horse and the Package of Doom

Basically, it's an old 90's style FMV story game with resource management. This reminds me of when my friends, brothers, and I used to make hokey videos with hokey lines and even more hokey stories. Great fun. This game made my wife and I laugh so hard we had headaches. The gameplay is more detailed than expected and maddeningly difficult. Expect to die a lot and laugh your ass off as you do.

Listen. I'm a professional game dev who has dabbled in FMV themself. I play a lot of retro FMV games on stream. I was delighted for there to be a modern one. This game is stupid, but in the best way. It's low budget, and obviously made by a group of friends swapping outfits and makeup. They make good use of environments. It's completely silly and nonsensical. It's shoddy. It's dumb. It's mediocre acting. The UI is atrocious (but perfectly in keeping with the inspiration). The chroma key is all over the place. It has way more sex scenes than any game could ever need. I love it. It's earnest and unapologetically just a bunch of people having a good ass time. I would 200% hang out with these people. It was not an insignificant amount of work that went into this. I really wonder what their pipeline looked like for the branching decision making and the narrative. This game fascinates me on an intellectual level, as one professional looking to another. I loved playing it on stream. It's completely a love letter to the genre, and it's everything it needed to be. It's cheesy and cheap, in all the best ways. The worst part is that the install is gigantic because its HD video files, and it's actually legitimately hard. JUST LET ME GET TO THE BUTT PLANET, DAMN YOU. WHAT IS IN THE PACKAGE? But there is a ton of content and replayability and you really want to see all of the options. Dumb, please make more.

I really enjoyed it way more then i thought i would.

Peak Cinema

Intentionally awful acting and weird humor. My limited playtime includes three runs and I'm pretty sure that I haven't seen everything. I died on the first two and succeeded on the third so making it through each time is not a given. Overall, a fun diversion.

Серия самых коротких рецензий: Нормальная (5.5 из 10) P.S.: Расшифровка: Трэш — знакомиться с игрой рекомендуется исключительно тем, кто в диком восторге от описания, скриншотов и продолжительности. Остальным, из контакта с этой игрой, только тыкать палкой, как ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ку на дороге. Так себе — в основном, эта игра предлагает меньше, чем вы увидите из описания и скриншотов. Рекомендуется только тем, кому вышеперечисленные критерии окажутся «зашибись». Нормальная — неплохая игра своего жанра. Сами судите по описанию, скриншотам и продолжительности. Игра, примерно, соответствует своему наполнению. Хорошая — весьма неплохой представитель своего жанра. Многие могут найти тут «свой шедевр». Зачастую, игра приятно соответствует своему описанию и скриншотам. Отличная — эти игры, зачастую, превосходят свои первые впечатления, основанные на описании и скриншотах (в расчёт не берём репутацию, ибо «тот кто знает, тот поймёт»). Хорошие представители своего жанра.

Весело, хотя и коротковато. Всегда приятно видеть чистую комедию, в которой есть только приколы и ничего кроме приколов

I'm happy to report it runs great on Steamdeck. Weird & quirky indie stuff like this is the whole reason I wanted one. This is probably the best FMV game of all time.

It was my BIRD DAY. I got a paté and a car candle with some random numbers. It was the worst BIRD DAY ever. I hated it and also the paté was made with cat. And I also don't know what's going on with that dead kangaroo. Bith.

слишком хорошо что-бы не сыграть