Europa Universalis V

Stop releasing half-baked games at ridiculous prices before you get a reputation like EA or Ubisoft's

Каждый патч, должен был бы чинить игру, и добавлять новые функции, но по факту он только ломает, то что работало

ilk başta çok karmaşık ve gerçekçi gibi geliyor ama o karmaşıklığının içi maalesef tamamen boş. gerçekçilikten bahsetmiyorum bile zaten. düzeltilirse ve içi doldurulursa potansiyeli var.

żałuje że wydałem jakiekolwiek pieniądze na tą grę, zero przyjemności, nieintuicyjna do bólu, równie dobrze mógłbym zostawić odpalić ją afk żeby kliknąć parę razy event i powiedzieć że przeszedłem

Every update comes with more bugs than features.

Will be ready in 5 years

Review after 1.3: Don't believe the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game trailer its NOT at all what the game is like blobbing is punished harshly and playing tall isn't rewarding. What could go wrong fighting against players having fun. UI still too many menu's, Warfare isn't interesting its boiled down to CK2 combat where more men = you winning(levies and trained army) tl;dr, Technology is boring(you rush the same things every game), Institutions dont matter jack all as it will spread in no time across the world, Economy is setup the same for any country like Vicky 3 is, Naval micromanagement still more annyoing than EU4, Naval combat is garbage, Trade makes no sense. Fun fact Asian countries are usually stronger than European countries. Control<Autonomy(eu4). Cabinet Actions are boring to micromanage, societal values is another dumb thing. Cabinet members are mary sues being able to do everything Converting religion or culture, changing societal values, strenghtening the crown, increasing stability, integrating land, solidify control over land etc.. Education is garbage why would I care about the Noble faction children's... but they are family... useless waste of time to setup. Countries are bland most historical events are garbage: here is 5 prestige, here is a building. France has Jeanne D' Arc events that I have never ever seen fire in anyone's game, the English need her more than France does, the 100-year war is usually over in 50-75 years with ai(was faster before 1.3). Ottomans will never rise as the brick wall of The Mamlukes is too strong, the Mamlukes usually end up around 5th Great Power. Colonizing the America's is not worth it as the a.i. colonial subjects WILL revolt in the last age, the money brought in is abysmal, they can also turn off your buildings( ex. plantations) that you have build inside them. tl;dr It really is an Early Access, because they litterally have no idea what the ♥♥♥♥ they are doing with this game. There is no end vision of what EU5 should be, My predictions is that they will make the pre-order DLC and then this game will be abandoned to avoid legal issues, in the mean-time they will try somewhat to see if they can still make it work.

欧陆风云，我有四不玩。 第一，大明我不玩，因为我仁。 大明三百年，设厂卫罗织构陷，宠阉党朝纲败坏；横征暴敛，苛捐杂税，百姓苦不堪言。 天下动荡，兴亡无常，君主沉迷修道求仙，此为不仁，故大明我不玩。大元更不仁，我也不玩。 第二，奥斯曼我不玩，因为我智。 奥斯曼国祚昌隆，西征欧罗巴，东略亚细亚；下君堡而需东西之脉，通商路以济陆海之利。 兵精粮足，天时地利人和，三战其三，可谓简单至极，玩多了会流出口水来，对智力开发极为不易。 此为不智也，故奥斯曼我不玩。 第三，英格兰我不玩，因为我理。 带英驰海为暴，劫掠商旅；开拓殖民，残虐土著；垄断贸易，横征远邦，恃强凌弱，唯利是图，无理之甚。 此为无理也，故英格兰我不玩。 第四，法兰西我不玩，因为我义。 法兰西兴教祸屠异己，诛杀新教血染巴黎；恃兵威而背盟约，屡侵邻邦，夺地掠财。 名为天主孝子，实为上帝逆儿；前拘教皇于阿维尼翁，后协异教以亵哈布斯堡。 此为不忠、不信、不孝、不义，故法兰西我不玩。

worst game of all time i wish i could get a refund

All they have done since release is nurf the fun out of the game and remover things they had at launch. I came back to play a Greenland into Vinland for an alt history playthrough. And they removed the possibility from the game nurfing one of the already weakest starts in the game. Outside the devs removing the little fun you can have the game as a whole is juts boring.