Eldritch Hunter

Eldritch Hunter is a unique game but that does not mean it’s good. Okay, now for the story. You play as a young girl who’s town be taken by Lovecraft monsters and you must stop them. Now what I liked about the game. Liked the cute art. That’s about it. Now what, I did not like about the game. One: A lot of the times it felt unfair, like with enemies and bosses. Two: the story, there is barely one I mean you can make a good parody of Lovecraft stories and his monsters. But this, it feels like it just wasted a lot of time, I mean I am not asking for an epic story but what I am asking for is a little story. So I say don’t get this game there are a lot better games, that do a good parody of Lovecraft out there.

That was probably the worst two hours of my life. I'm not even remotely joking, the amount of genuine frustration at trying to just play this piece of utter swill is unbelievable. Explaining how unfair, obnoxious, arbitrary, unenjoyable and stupid the difficulty of this game is in depth, it's beneath contempt. Play it, you will find out. It is not worth justifying a fact. But here's a metaphor. Playing this game, is like going out to the shore with a piece of paper, standing out in the water while holding it up infront of you; and challenging yourself to hold back the morning tide using only that piece of paper. That's what it feels like to play this game, it feels like a meaningless trial that is in every way bent against you and is not actually possible theoretically. And the only reason why you're doing it, is because you paid to be here, and the only reason you succeed, is due to a fluke. This could have been a nice, solid little indie game if the developer didn't make it painful to play. The game beside being completely based on trial and error mixed with random chance; it demands more dexterity and environmental awareness then a human can functionally give. You have two eyes, pay attention to five completely different projectile sources, get hit by one, restart. There used to be a rant here about how toxic the developer is and how he does not deserve to be able to release creations to the public because of how straight up poisonous they are. But it's not here anymore to reduce the risk of moderation. This is hands down, the most unenjoyable game I have ever played. It should not exist, the buffoon who made this should not be a game developer.

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[h1] Bland visuals. Gameplay works but sucks a bit. Skip. [/h1]

Great game but really hard. This game uses the keyboard to move and mouse to use your weapon. Because of this, you'll end up with a cramp as this game is difficult. It starts off easy enough but it doesn't take long before it gets hard. I was nearly screaming from the difficulty of some of the puzzles as the enemies swarm you relentlessly. I swear, the puzzles were designed to give you a disadvantage as you have to get the timing of everything right. From the exact position of the enemy to the exact spot where you must fire your weapon, some puzzles require you to be in rhythm at the exact second to have a chance. It's that hard. Yet, regardless of all that, I beat the game in 3 and a half hours. My left hand hurts like heck but I beat the game nonetheless so it's not all that bad. I'd say it's a great game. Good graphics, nice soundtrack, decent story, easy to understand controls, you can even use a controller but I didn't had one that was compatible. If you do have a controller, I suggest you use it because your hand will hurt after dying over and over again.

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