
Defend the Highlands combines the genres of Tower Defence, Real Time Strategy, and Scotland. The player will have to build defences, recruit Scotsmen and manage their porridge stockpile as they fight off the British invasion of Scotland.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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J'ai vomis a 2 reprise !
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I am a 505 year old scottish kilt wearing porridge eating mothertrucker, and probably one of the oldest people in the world playing this game. I am a single porridge eater to my TruckPorridge, who is 56 now. My KiltSon got this game for from his Porridge, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 5000 hours on the porridge. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my Porridge, let alone with his Porridge. He is always out with his Kiltfriends or just watching Scottish adult movies on StonehengeHub. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him, her, they/them, lassie. I loaded into the game and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my PorridgeSon for help and he screamed MORE PORRIDGE LASSIE, and went out to battle against the Irish, the English, the Californians, the Russian, the Italians (limortacci loro) and the Ancient Romans. Which I couldn't join. It was the best time I had spent with my PorridgeSon since my KiltDog had died. This PorridgeEatingKiltWearing game has ever since brought me and my PorridgeEatingdog closer again and now we porridgin' all the time: outside, inside, together, separated, in Scotland, outside Scoland, in Edinburgh with my Lochness cat, my Lochness dog, my Lochness penis and my bagpipes cat friends. This game reminded me that there are many porridges to be drunk in every town in ScotlandFOREVER as you know where to look. For the highaldnds For Scotland For me bagpipes For your lucky charms, you gob eating porridge smacking lip sucking stupid dumb peepeesmallgang wieners
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A good Tower Defense game. 10/10 And of course...SCOTLAND FOREVER!
Loved this game. fun to play and pretty hilarious
4/10 Muy simple pero entretenido.
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福袋开出来的,挂卡后一直吃灰,得空玩了一下 只能说打发时间 后面有些关卡真的血压飙升。
NOTA: 1 de 10 Los gráficos, animaciones, físicas, audio, opciones de configuración, IA, etc. son bastante limitados y anticuados. No está traducido al español, ni los textos ni las voces. Lo único salvable es la música, que armoniza bien con las situaciones y eventos que acontecen. La estética y ambientación recuerdan a la película Braveheart, pero en plan cachondeo y chapucero. El inmerecido 95% de reseñas positivas en Steam se basan en ese aspecto para ponerle el pulgar hacia arriba. Objetivamente hablando, este juego no habría sido relevante ni hace 20 o 30 años cuando todavía podría competir con otros de su talla técnica.
Dziwna to jest gra, mam nadzieję, że zapomnę ją szybko Nie polecam
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