American Theft 80s

Good

Покупать только со скидкой, буквально сырое юнити симулятор Купился на атмосферу ретро и это же разрабы первого симулятора вора Настолько сыро что нету всегда озвучки, звуков взаимодействия по типу ювилирки, разговоры с нпс Это мог быть обычный симулятор вора с вайбом ретро,но нет, из плюсов внешка гг но без кастомизации, нету популярных ретро музла

LOVE!! This is the type of thief game I like :)) 10/10

It has a solid concept, but it's not executed well enough. Reloading a save takes ages, tenants are extremely buggy, interacting with doors or windows can take ages, and the story is... lackluster to say the least.

It is like thief simulator but with connected town that make it feel like player can roam freely. But the sandbox mode is harder, no schedule for tenant and no save. Thiefing the house in blind with sandbox

Thief Simulator but in the 80's, it's like a dream :) I did encounter a couple bugs but reloading fixed everything, nothing that stopped me from having fun.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Perfect ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Okay ☐ Bad ☐ Very stylized ☐ They're what they should be for what the game is ☐ MS Paint could make something better ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Fantastic ☑ Excellent ☐ Perfect ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Meh ☐ Bad, but playable ☐ Just go watch paint dry ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Amazing ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not to bad ☐ Alright ☐ Bad ☐ My ears are bleeding ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Babies ☑ Young kids ☑ Young teens ☑ Older teens ☑ Adults ☑ Old people ☑ Anyone with a decent maturity level ☑ Anyone with a lack of maturity ☑ Anyone that is alive ☑ No one, not even your dog ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Just average ☐ A little better than average ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Better than good ☐ Fancy Pants Rich Boy ☐ NASA ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Can choose your difficulty setting ☐ No difficulty needed ☐ Just press 'W" ☐ Easy ☑ Medium ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Hard ☐ Verry Difficult ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if you like to collect things ☐ Only if you care about steam achievements ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☑ Only if you care about rankings/placements/leaderboards/etc. ☑ Average grind level ☐ A little grindy ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second life, maybe some macros, & a will to live for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ No Story ☐ Twilight was a better love story than this ☑ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ 1-2 Hours ☐ 2-5 Hours ☐ 5-10 Hours ☐ 10-20 Hours ☑ 20-50 Hours ☐ 50+ Hours ☐ 100+ Hours ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Replayablity }--- ☐ You won't even finish it the first time ☐ None, once was enough ☐ Not that kind of game ☐ You don't stop playing this kinda game, ever ☑ Maybe once or twice, to try something new ☐ You'll want to get every single possible ending & secret there is ☐ You'll pick it up every few years, but never finish a whole playthrough ☐ A lot, just to romance everyone, pick new options. try new classes, etc ---{ Price }--- ☐ It’s free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If you have some money to blow ☑ Wait for it to go on sale for the 100th time ☐ Ask someone to gift it to you instead ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Circumstantial (PC specs, internet, save/install location, etc.) ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☑ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Very low ☐ Low ☑ Average ☐ High ☐ Too much ---{ Worth It }--- ☐ Hell no! ☐ If you have a lot of cash ☑ Worth it! ☐ Get it now! ☐ Life is not complete without this game! ---{ TEXT }--- American Theft 80s: Neon Lights and VCR HeistsIf you enjoyed Thief Simulator, this is basically its neon-soaked, retro sibling. It takes you straight back to the 80s, where the tech was chunky and the heists felt like something out of a classic crime flick.Gameplay: Old-School ThieveryYou’re a thief climbing the social ladder in a typical 80s American town. No high-tech hacking here—it’s all about crowbars, lockpicks, and hauling massive tube TVs into the back of your car. You have to scope out houses, learn the owners' routines, and make your move when the coast is clear.The 80s VibeThe strongest point of the game is the atmosphere. Everything from the synth-wave music to the boxy cars and the "shag carpets" in the houses feels authentic. It’s a great sandbox for anyone who misses (or loves) that aesthetic.Pros & ConsPROS:Strategic Freedom: There are multiple ways to break into every location. Planning the perfect getaway is super satisfying.Retro Fun: Stealing VCRs and cassette tapes feels surprisingly nostalgic and funny.CONS:Wonky AI: The police can be hit or miss—sometimes they're oblivious, other times they have superhuman vision.Technical Jitter: It has that typical "simulator" jank with occasional clipping or physics bugs.Final VerdictAmerican Theft 80s is a fun, lighthearted stealth game. It’s not perfect, but it’s a blast to play if you want to experience a "crime spree" through a retro lens. ---{ 9 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10

круто (UWU)

A great heist simulator with a cool 80s vibe! The gameplay loop is very satisfying, though the graphics and animations feel quite outdated and leave a lot to be desired. If you can overlook the visuals, it’s a solid and entertaining game. Played the game in 2026.

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