
You can't beat this game!!! Noah attempts to make a game for the first time. He then gets trapped in his own creation.
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You can't beat this game!!! Super Hipster Lumberjack is a love letter to the era of difficult online flash platformers. This cheap double feature includes the original highschool project by Noah that released in 2015. Along with a remastered version of the game released in 2025.
In this story Noah attempts to make a game for the first time. He is then trapped in his own creation. He learns that making games is a lot harder than he thought. Use your axe to traverse a mess of your own mind's design! To beat this game you'll need precision platforming and experimention with jump techniques. Are you up to the task?
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Languages: English
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i miss my mom
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I remember gifting this game between friends as an in-joke just to get each other to play it, many hours were spent messing around trying to beat it., In fact, there was one time I spent a couple hours trying to cheat my way to the last level to see the ending in the original, I ended up messing around with the game files to get myself to spawn at the last level after having played through all the stages up to that point and exiting out. I even tried opening the game in cheat engine with the goal of trying to give myself noclip or something (I had no idea what I was doing, it did not work). Eventually I just caved and beat the last level just to see what was past it cause i was stubborn. Seeing a post saying that this game got a remaster 10 years later was surreal, and replaying it was quite the blast from the past. The new movement is cool too, and I think it would make for some fun speedruns. This game is of course, not anything crazy, but I'll remember the words "Super Hipster Lumberjack" long after the last time I open this game.
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The prequel to YiiK
cool?
gooderest gaem
Ive tried to like this game for 11 years now. I failed.
im crying
molto bello gioco mi fa venire duro il pisello
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