Geometry Dash

1. Pirate the game when you are 12 yo 2. Play it till you leave it 3. Get older and actually buying it its like buying winrar

it is a. very fun music\Rhythm game where you are a cube and you jump over spikes but ithe more levels you beat the harder it gets

Playing easy levels in Geometry Dash is fun. Playing hard levels is a completely different experience. It's like signing a contract that says, "I agree to suffer for the next several hours." At first, you think the level looks impossible. Then after 200 attempts, you somehow learn the first 20%. After 500 attempts, you can reach 50%. After 1,000 attempts, you start seeing spikes when you close your eyes. The worst part is getting far into a level. Nothing hurts more than spending three minutes perfectly dodging every obstacle, entering the final section with your heart beating at 200 BPM, and then dying to a spike that looks smaller than a pixel. Suddenly, your monitor becomes very interesting to punch. Hard levels don't test your skill—they test your sanity. Every attempt feels like running a marathon, except if you trip once, you're teleported back to the start and forced to listen to the same song again. By attempt 700, you've heard the first 30 seconds of the soundtrack more times than your own name. And then comes the legendary 98% death. That moment when you're one jump away from victory and your brain decides to stop functioning. You stare at the screen in complete silence, questioning reality itself. Some say you can physically feel part of your soul leaving your body. Yet somehow, after all the suffering, all the rage, and all the emotional damage, you click "Play Again." Because Geometry Dash players don't quit. They just develop Stockholm Syndrome. 10/10 game.

If you don't want to become addicted, don't buy it. I can't break the CYCLE of playing it every day. I can't get BACK ON TRACK with my life because it's so addicting. If only I could use a TIME MACHINE to stop myself from ever buying it.

not for people with short tempers i have a short temper and i love this game so i lied

yo this game is llike great, works on this lemon of this laptop i had like almost 4000 hours on an account but sadly lost it great game

I really like the plot of this game, It deeply resonates within me and has definitely changed my life in some way or another. I love the fact that the main character is struggling to reach the end but each and every try, little by little we uncover new parts and area and learnt it along the way. Not to mention the fact that feeling when you just finished a level, it is satisfying. Love the game 10/10

Hooked my wife's lovesense to the music of this game, as I played, she experienced immense orgasms, that of which I could not deliver myself, It becomes like a game of chess, finding out which musical patterns stimulate her in just the right way. I believe I am well acquainted with the location of the clitoris now, thanks to Geometry dash. PS: I would like to advertise my work in progress storyboard, I am writing a story about the ups and downs of swinger livelyhood, like a frail gazelle I am forced to sit by, and observe as the taurus like figure, bestows upon me the ancient wisdom of pleasing a woman, such as my wife. He tells me that its all in the stroke of it, (the motion of the ocean if you must) I have been put on a strict soy diet, to ensure my feminine form. My mother has become increasingly disappointed with my life decisions (Stupid foid). Perchancedly I will learn to tame the lioness (My wife) and break free from the vortescent shackles (My ♥♥♥♥ cage) so that I may rival the taurus beast and lay claim to the once fabled Clitoris.

I bought this game because I thought it was about jumping over squares. A few minutes later I was arguing with a cube. Then I found out people make levels harder than anything the developers ever imagined. Then I watched someone beat one of those levels. Now I understand why this game has been alive for so many years. Simple idea. Infinite skill ceiling. Fantastic soundtrack. My cube has exploded thousands of times. It probably has thousands more left. Recommended.

This is the best platformer game on Steam right now. And it is also very cheap. I highly recommend it!