Super Hipster Lumberjack

how has this not won game of the year?!

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testicular torsion

müq

molto bello gioco mi fa venire duro il pisello

The punishments described in the Inferno pale in comparison to the useless suffering which will be experienced if you play this game, every aspect aside from the music is a 4/10, Process42 was right and I didn't listen. Sometimes its best to kill your own dreams.

modern masterpiece

[h1] Introduction [/h1] This review is quite long, if you would like a TL;DR then you can scroll down to the conclusion. Super hipster lumberjack is a return to form for the platforming genre and in this review I will break down the game and figure out its crux. [h1] Gameplay [/h1] This is a surprisingly difficult game which progressively increases the difficulty, a cult classic in the making honestly. The gameplay is reminiscent of traditional platformers like bongus's big adventure 4. Unexpectedly the game has the same mechanics to BBA4, considering the game is a love letter to the bongus franchise. A great game for fans of the BBA series. [h1] Storyline [/h1] The game follows a very linear and simplistic story about a lumberjack who is incredibly powerful but decides to use his powers as a simple hipster. This is reflected in his character design, his vessel seems to hold barely any power but he is simply hiding it with his appearance so the people around him aren't scared of him. A great metaphor for the real life struggles of the developer probably. [h1] Difficulty [/h1] The game starts with a few rather simple levels but constantly ramps up the difficulty to create a constantly expanding experience that will challenge you to your very core. The game is extremely consistent and on point with its difficulty. If you're challenged by games this will be a good test for your skill, if you're relatively new to bideo-gaming then this could be a first stride in a rather surprisingly difficult game. A good first venture for newer "gamers" and a challenging experience for veterans and the like. [h1] Conclusion [/h1] Super Hipster Lumberjack is a game that will make you rethink level design as a whole, the game was meticulously crafted by a cunning and genius developer. It has set the bar so high for game development that I wonder if it is really worth to play any others than this. Hats off to you Hipster Lumberjack and hats off to you developer for creating this masterpiece. [h1] FINAL SCORE [/h1] 7.8 out of ten, a little something for everyone!

Cool game, hipster lumberjack. 6/10

the physics makes me want to break my fingers