
Stone Simulator is a meditative idle game where you live as a rock enduring endless seasons and absurd events. Survive storms, unlock quirky achievements, and observe a serene, ever-changing world. Perfect for Zen-like relaxation or meme-worthy humor.
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Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist.
Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever.
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock?
Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide!
Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you.
🌦️ Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains.
🕰️ Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass
🏆 Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like "Existential Crisis" (do nothing for 3 years) and many other.
Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals.
Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy "so bad it’s good" humor.
Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)
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Languages: English, Russian, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Portuguese - Brazil, Simplified Chinese
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 46 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
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гра, де ти нарешті можеш нічого не робити без почуття провини. Лежиш, мовчиш, насолоджуєшся життям каменя. Геймплей спокійний, сюжет твердий, головний герой — справжня скала. 10 каменів із 10. Ідеально після важкого дня.
If you want to relax and not solve anything, this is the game for you, you don't have to do anything, you just exist and that's what I love, nothing more, nothing less, for me the game is 10 out of 10, beautiful graphics, captivating music.
My ode to a Rock I once chased glory, loot, and fame, But every quest just felt the same. Then came a game that didn’t try, No HUD, no score, just earth and sky. No dragons slain, no kingdoms saved, Just quiet peace, the calm I'd craved. While gamers scream and pixels poar, My rock just sat and gave me so much more. No patches, bugs, or micro-trans pain, Just stillness running through my brain. I’ve found my place, I’ve found my tone Not player one… but player stone.
жестко прокачал ебyчий аим.
peak
Jeux tout simplement incroyable j'ai remis ma vie et ma crise existentielle en question grâce a ce jeux
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ภาพสวย
экшен игры зашкаливает очень приятно играть в неё когда играешь и видишь этот душераздирающий сюжет камня я просто не смог не заплакать 10/10 всем советую (не для слабонервных)
Симулятор камня. Буквально. Идея кажется максимально тупой, но игра не так проста. Вокруг вас будет происходить разные события, меняться дни и ночи, и времена года. Графика в игре довольно красивая и проработанная, есть много чего. Но есть 1 минус - всё это происходит долго, а в игре делать нефиг. Так что имеет смысл поставить эту игру на 2й монитор пока работаете. Будет неплохая разбавка атмосферы.
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