Slay the Spire 2

This game is fun, and is more or less what you would be expecting from a deckbuilder rogue like. It is undeniably rough around the edges in several glaring ways, but that is to be expected with an early access game. The reason I am not recommending this game and joining the hate wagon, so to speak, is that 2 player coop remains completely and utterly unbalanced. And while I do respect that this game is in early access and thus deserves some leniency, I did pay for this game and I am entitled to publicly air my grievances rather than just shouting into the abyss of the in-game feedback menu. An example of the poor multiplayer balance is the Test Subject, an Act 3 boss, which has a phase where he gains strength whenever a player uses a skill card, just like the Gremlin Nob from the first game. This does not sound like a problem, until you discover that he gains this strength for everyone whenever anyone plays a skill. This creates a situation where players are forced to either ration their health for a few turns, paying an absolutely enormous quantity and likely tanking the rest of the fight, or a player sacrifices themselves so that the other can scale and hopefully have a shot at winning the fight. At face value, this simply is not enjoyable. I do not like having to inescapable pay half of my health to avoid sinking the team. There is no finesse, no skill, no complex decision making in the situation presented here. I would maybe be willing to bitterly accept this as “just a part of the game” or “multiplayer quirk” or whatever, but they recently changed an elite enemy called the Infested Prism to do the same thing as the Test Subject, except each player scales it individually, meaning they are free to play how they like without putting their teammates in jeopardy. Clearly, at some level, they understand that how the Test Subject scales is not healthy in multiplayer. Why else would they not have the Infested Prism function the same way? The whole situation is baffling to me honestly. It feels very demoralizing to fight your way through an A10 climb with your friend, only to lose at the very end to an enemy the developers refuse to balance. This game has a lot of potential and I urge the developers to not neglect coop. It should be viewed as a core part of the game and its balance should be of upmost priority. This review is negative, and I do stand by that. I do not recommend this game currently. However if you are looking for more Slay the Spire after playing the first game and only intend to climb solo than this game is probably for you.

我要狠狠草死你的冯，你冯个逼女王的超级跳蛋火炬头开幕32，22，36，安处你被火炬头塞皮炎里烫到了吗，这么加强女王，原本就是机制boss没抽牌运转启动都得洗一轮牌，你冯个逼篮子，鬼抽一波比沙漏打的还疼，你沙漏叔叔还第三回合不打人呢，你🐎的火炬头就跟震动棒一样的一直搁哪发光波，安处最好真的有玩这个游戏，草死你的冯，还有你那主宰升金不给数值，寄托升金变金字塔0费开，你冯的是真敢设计啊，主宰是把你冯的福吸了涨力量爆出水还是你冯没有逼，生不出来你这个煞笔低能儿，是他妈捡来的出生东西，一个版本一个玩法你是真的没目

游戏制作人一定要玩自己做的游戏 操你妈的安东尼不会做游戏就滚你妈蛋

哦对了，a8fq

安东尼，你不会平衡你就不要动平衡，你主宰升金卡就算了，放血升蓝卡何意味，你是不玩游戏还是要干嘛，能不能不要关注你那个B平衡了好不好？你做新内容就做新内容你半个月憋不出什么东西产能慢点我们还说你说的轻点，天天关注那个B平衡盯着一些角色的核心卡削弱，你削弱角色不如加强别的角色啊，放血要和跃跃欲试抢卡池，跃跃欲试回调了我能抓到加费嘛？打了一把抓不到加费又给女王火炬头加强了一刀开幕一刀砍我32我能直接把你砍了吗？前两个星期刚来了个好更新更新了有意思的多人卡牌，大家玩的都开心，本来战士就有点缺运转，现在加费没了导致运转更吃力了你到底要干什么，非要五个角色全部蠕动爬塔才开心吗？

到底在改些什么，盛碗虫是安叠吗

For me, it is a disappointing sequel. Waiting 7 years for a game that is essentially DLC for the original. It is really sad too, because I loved the original.

会不会改啊，放血和主宰都要削弱？A10还咋打？

还我战士命来

觉得自己贱的可以玩这个游戏