SHOWTIME 2073

Quite fun little game for one buck. The game concept is very interesting and I would love to see it developed with more budget and in bigger team. Game is fun for short sessions, although some design decisions are questionable (slowdowns after kills, very little player feedback, no minimap and small hitboxes for balls and large for the player – it is easy to be hit mid jump). The arena levels are also not fun for me. On the other hand – the destructible environment is an awesome gameplay mechanic here. Try it, costs the same as a fast food burger, but leaves much better taste in the mouth.

че это за ♥♥♥♥♥?

game is aids

В целом есть некоторые недочеты. Но игрушка для оффлайна не плохая, под музыку, не то чтобы в игре плохая музыка - нет. Просто если много играешь - надоедает. В целом 6.5/10.

Not recommended - it is a game where enemies spawn practically behind you constantly and when you turn around five more are where you originally where looking at and kill you in under a second. Would you play a game where the optimal strategy is to spam spray fire at all times in hopes of one of them hitting the enemy to not die from it and having to restart the level? That is not all - you also get to deal with the level edges that randomly instakill you. This game has been actively made to be as annoying as possible and to lose your progress constantly. That means it is tailor-made to get the Not Recommended verdict from me. I only paid about 30 cents for it, yet I am not sure if it is worth that much. It is the kind of a game a prison would use to torment a confession out of an inmate.

Showtime 2073 feels like throwing a glitter bomb into the future and hoping it forgives you. Every cutscene hums like a refrigerator auditioning for Broadway. Laser choreography? Like salsa dancing with an AI that owes you twenty bucks. My character wears seventeen capes, none of them legal in seven solar systems. Dialogue trees grow sideways, demanding I confess my childhood snack habits. I once dodged an orbital strike so smooth my toaster started reciting poetry. Boss fights arrive with the energy of a karaoke night hosted by angry satellites. The soundtrack sounds like a blender falling in love with a theremin. Every time I upgrade my armor, my houseplants start gossiping in Morse code. Victory screens just whisper, “Time is a circle, but popcorn is forever.” 10/10. Neon chaos, existential hugs.

Someone woke up one day and unironically thought that FPS Pac Man was a good idea.