Saints Row

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The worst Saints Row by far. Absolute woke slop. Go woke, go broke. + The controls and mechanics are absolute buns too.

Spoilers--------------------------------------------------------------------------- look, im a big saints row fan, i even love the 4th one that a lot of people have a problem with because of all the super power stuff (literally the best part imo). im a fan of the absurdity, im a fan of the story, all the characters and how they interact, im a fan of the gun play, the sandbox, the customization, etc etc. so regardless of what everyone said, everything i've seen, i have always wanted to give this reboot a chance.. and although i am glad i did, theres just no way i can recommend this. let me start with the positives; i like the customization, it feels like the most we've ever been able to customize the boss, and its so easy to change everything, its all a few clicks away on your phone, at any moment, no cost, change the boss completely and thats always fun. of course guns and vehicles too, speaking of vehicles theyre super fun too. full of customization and variety, you can change any car into a tow truck of sorts and thats surprisingly fun to drive around the city with basically a wrecking ball behind you causing havoc. the side sweep mechanic is also satisfying when you get the hang of it, the drifting as well. never was too big on the cars before in saints row games but i did like them here. another positive i can think of is just the city itself. i've always kinda thought dessert areas in open worlds were usually kinda boring but all things considered i thought they did a pretty good job here making it feel alive. the map is fuuuull of stuff to do and see. obviously a lot of care was put into all the areas to make them feel unique, the structures, statues, alley ways, islands, idk i just would constantly find myself stopping my car to go explore whatever would catch my interest and it would happen a lot, i would also be rewarded most of the time with collectables or little objectives like hidden treasures or cash. other than that though, the rest was pretty bad. now the negatives; the writing. dear god, the story was such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pain to go through. i played some of it with my girlfriend and the amount of times we would look at each other in disbelief from the worst dialogue known to man. these characters are so unbelievably uninteresting and annoying. i truly dont remember a single joke landing and i was constantly forced to try to care for them when that was never a problem in the older games, they were just written so much better, they were grounded even in this ridiculous world, i was excited to interact with them and cared for them. every single time this game started with a mission saying "go meet up with Kev" i wanted to rip my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hair out. he's one dimensional and has a quip for everything, same for everyone else in the main crew. It felt so misguided like they didn't really want to make an insane crime sandbox, full of hard sociopathic criminals. None of them feel like people that would ever engage with any of this ♥♥♥♥, we're murdering and robbing in cold blood and then go home and talk about waffles, rent and capitalism. only good character is JR. nothing ever feels even a little grounded. its very frustrating but everyone and their mother have already talked about the story so even though i can go on lets leave it at that. gameplay wise theres really not much to these missions either. 99% i guess its just shoot a bunch of people. they do change the environments up a bit to keep it interesting and i appreciate that. some highlights were when we were in the prison, the train heist and the last mission in that huge building. no other mission sticks out to me. speaking of, the campaign is so short. the game starts with the saints church having a party, and we are attacked and buried alive, then we go back in time before any of that. when we finally get to that part in the story and see who did it, i thought i was like half way through or something.... thats the last mission before the credits. underwhelming for sure, that ending is corny bro. but its a saints row game, which means all the fun is in the side activities right? yeaaah man idk, the side stuff is equally as boring. a lot of it is copy paste from old saints row games, but in all honesty they're just there so you can do a couple of them, then generate cash. the ventures you can create all have a couple missions, they all feel the same, then you make extra money passively. youre done. speaking of cash all the cash you make in the campaign is like 1% of what you'll make doing these boring ventures so you should prob just do them best you can. not really too much cool stuff to buy other then like some guns or clothes, but theres like 500 different clothes stores all different, a majority of them are just like little vendors that have like 10 bad items, its such a weird hassle. all in all it was just disappointing. i got this game on sale i basically paid like a dollar or something, if you are able to find it at that price then yeah, otherwise probably not. TL;DR its a sometimes pretty fun crime sandbox with a cool map, being overshadowed with a terrible story, terrible characters, and boring side content. 5/10

В начале игра подавала надежды, как хороший продукт, но чем глубже погружаешься, тем хуже. Начну с того, что я играю в святых с детства, начиная со второй части, но такого кала я ещё не пробовал. Начну пожалуй с плюсов +хороший графон +неплохая идея с добиваниями и восстановлением хп +неплохая идея с навыками и способностями +Нина +кастомизация убежищ А теперь можно начать с минусов: -слишком много "повесток" в игре (ладно, если их было бы равное колличество с обычными вещами, но они напихали столько этого, что тебя начинает это бесить ) -очень много багов: визуальные, геймплейные (три года прошло с релиза) -крайне жидкий сюжет (весь сюжет пытается косить под My little pony; пытаются запихнуть какую-то мораль, но святые совсем не про мораль, а про аморальность и веселье; и ладно если бы мораль была бы более интересной или неожиданной, но она настолько плохая, что аж плакать можно) -нет отдачи оружия (вообще) -очень очень очень очень плохие боссы (Это тебе не вторая, третья, четвёртая или даже пятая. Боссы не ощущаются боссами. Во второй ты понимаешь вот они боссы группировок. В третьей бой с Килбейном на арене или бой Меттом. В четвёртой финальный босс Дзиньяк. В пятой Сатана. А в этой, что все боссы это мини боссы, от которых не получаешь удовольствия) -саундтреки (я понимаю игра решила удариться в Мексиканский стиль, но неужели не нашлось норм музона. Того самого музона из-за которого всем и полюбилась эта игра) -очень скучный геймплей, который надоедает через часов 5, а про дополнительные миссии и активности я вообще молчу ИТОГ: игра вышла не совсем ДЕРЬМОВОЙ, но по моему мнению это худшая часть святых, не считая самой первой части. Если честно не советую к покупке, даже по скидке. 5/10 - ЗАЛ**А

Worst saints row by far.

[h1] 这个ip从此大概是死掉了 [/h1] 前排提醒，一定要打折买，小白可以购入当作GTA代餐，SR遗老慎重购买 要是没玩过黑道圣徒2/3/4，我会说这款游戏还不赖，可惜我玩了，因为没有对比就没有伤害 作为SR系列的粉丝，22年首发e宝独占的时候我就预购了，当时首发版本给我的感觉就是他喵的为什么主线这么短，支线这么敷衍，射击手感这么狗屎，载具操控这么肥皂，但我还是把游戏打通关了，现在过了四年，最近打折加上懒得登录麻烦的epic，我又买了steam版本的，经过后续缝缝补补后的此作，下面说一下游戏的优缺点： + 丰富的自定义系统（载具，武器，服装，捏人） + 幽默诙谐的游戏氛围 + 载具电台的歌不错 ---------没错，优点没了--------- - 糟糕的剧情演绎（涉及剧透：[spoiler] 比如豹子帮老大塞吉奥前期逼格巨高居然被纳瓦利一刀秒了 [/spoiler]） - 糟糕的驾驶手感（npc的车像坦克一样重，玩家的车像肥皂一样滑，没错过了快四年依旧难开，尤其是直升机的手感） - 糟糕的射击手感（枪械散布巨大无比，手感稀烂，点名百花齐放冲锋枪） - 糟糕的游戏机制（安排大量通马桶的事业任务给玩家，纯粹用来水玩家时长的，你哪怕分配多一点开发资源到主线和支线上呢） - 糟糕的DLC质量（DLC纯敷衍，短小，但不精悍，也是让玩家重复大量机械操作，好不容易玩到稍微有点儿水准的情节又短得可怜） - 糟糕的联机体验（ 90%的情况下不管是主机还是副机都卡的完全没办法进行游戏，开加速器也一样，能正常游玩纯烧高香） - 前作的屎尿屁性的恶俗元素呢？这作没了，宝宝黑帮来的 没错，过了四年，你会发现缺点还是我一开始提到的那几点为主，这游戏对我来说唯一改进的地方就是帧数不锁60了，但是有时候帧数一高就容易触发bug，诸如上车秒下，剧情卡死等等，你调回锁60打完那一段再调回去就好了，难绷，现在缺点+1 碎碎念环节，这游戏我已经100%收集通关，一共64个成就，完美主义者的我硬着头皮打到63个了，还有一个成就是要联机达成的，我放弃了，告辞，纵使我再热爱这个系列，我也遭不住了 这个ip已经被玩死了，有生之年估计是难玩到正儿八经的SR续作了，悲

Me and a friend have been trying to play together.... We can maybe play for 10 minutes or less and then he gets kicked out of the game. I have portforwarded and everything to make sure my NAT Type is open. So it has been basically 7 hours connecting and disconnecting.....