Saints Row: The Third

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sad how they had to shutdown because the newer games in the series were bad but this and the second saints row are good and cheap 7/10 Mission can be boring sometimes but depends on the person

juegazo, de las mejores 30h que he invertido para conseguir un casi 100% total de juego

I 100%'d this game back in the late Xbox 360 days, and I gotta say it: this game is slop, but of the best kind. It's an outrageous copy of GTA, some would call it a GTA killer, but in my opinion, by this point in the series it knew it would be tagged as such, so it leaned all the way in and turned itself into a hyperbolic caricature of GTA. Here's an example: in GTA you *can* create massive chaos of murder and wreckage, that's not really the point of the game, but in Saints Row it is. The storyline is hedonistically disgraceful, full of bad-taste jokes and an insatiable sense of humor that, for some reason, fits mid-2026 wokeness so freaking well. We're more aware than ever of how badly these jokes land, and that's exactly how you know the game is insisting upon itself. The gameplay and combat follow GTA IV's controls: you can run, jump, roll, and crouch, but you can't take cover. Instead, you can grab your foes and use them as human shields, and then toss 'em aside like pillows. Which brings us to the fact that the aim assist is basically nonfunctional. Once you realize the game is mostly "run, point, shoot, kill, repeat," it becomes a frustrating and sometimes a nauseating operation, which makes the controls themselves responsible for setting the difficulty bar. Since all you do is shoot everything, the challenge becomes hiding and recovering so you can go back to shooting everything again. Don't bother expecting great driving mechanics, they're basic, nothing out of the box. Every car has a god-blessed brake with the friction of a Nepalese monk, and the biggest differences between vehicles are top speed, torque, and weight, which — again — don't really matter, since you can just buy a global upgrade that gives any vehicle the ramming power of a bus. What really matters is that in Saints Row, at the end of the day, you just want to run people over and watch their ragdolls flip through the air or get stuck on your hood. As I keep saying, the game isn't all doom and gloom, it's FUN, after all. You'll end up laughing your ass off at the badly written storyline with plots completely out of context, the over-the-top sexual jokes, the broken character physics, and so on. And you still get nicely done environment and character design, with purple being a splendid choice that sets the whole Saints Row series up as a coherent product, defining itself as a destructive sandbox. With all that said, the main reasons it's such a pleasure to play come down to this: - It has an Adult Swim radio station - Main character customization (with custom, story-accurate voice lines) - Kanye's "Power" and a Deadmau5 "4x4=12" track as boss-fight themes - Free mayhem vehicles and guns for your everyday mayhem-ing - Unexpected self-aware jokes - Tron - Abundant big titties Great couch game. Sometimes you just don't have to take ♥♥♥♥ too seriously.

Passo muita raiva, mas me divirto demais. 10/10

so these 'studios' develop 'games' and 'consumers' buy these 'games' and fund the 'studios' to make more 'games' perpetuating the cycle? OUROBOROS! HARK I SEE THE CYCLE! SPARE ME!

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played this game all my life

Love it

JUEGAZO encima hay un dildo gigante como arma, nah nah muy bueno pelear con eso