Rectangle Guy

"It's [Autistic people] literally the target demographic" - the dev Before the ranking i HAVE to say. I own 2 copies of this game (i had one of the test builds). my husband played this game. my DOG played this game. If you're autistic, and you PROBABLY ARE, play this game. I'm jsut bad at platformers, but this was the best like 5 hours i got to play before i couldnt get gud. TL:DR Game dev is evul meanie uwu - - -{Overall Score}- - - a SOLID 7.5/10 ---{Graphics}--- ⬯ You forget what reality is ⬯ Beautiful ⬮ Good ⬯ Decent ⬯ Bad ⬯ Don‘t look too long at it ⬯ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ⬯ Very good ⬯ Good ⬮ It‘s just gameplay ⬯ Mehh ⬯ Starring at walls is better ⬯ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ⬯ Eargasm ⬮ Very good ⬯ Good ⬯ Not too bad ⬯ Bad ⬯ Earrape ---{PC Requirements}--- ⬮ Check if you can run paint ⬯ Potato ⬯ Decent ⬯ Fast ⬯ Rich boiiiiii ⬯ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulty}--- ⬯ Just press "Q" ⬯ Easy ⬯ Significant brain usage ⬮ Easy to learn / Hard to master ⬯ Difficult ⬯ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ⬯ Nothing to grind ⬮ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks or achievements ⬯ Isn't necessary to progress ⬯ Average grind level ⬯ Too much grind ⬯ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ⬯ Story? ⬯ Text or Audio floating around ⬮ Average ⬯ Good ⬯ Lovely ⬯ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ⬯ Long enough for a cup of coffee ⬯ 1 to 10 hours ⬮ 11 to 30 hours ⬯ 31 to 200 hours ⬯ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ⬯ It’s free! ⬮ Worth the price ⬯ If u have some spare money left ⬯ Not recommended ⬯ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ⬮ Never heard of ⬯ Minor bugs ⬯ Can get annoying ⬯ Assassin's Creed Unity ⬯ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs In a serious note, I do really love this game. The dev is pretty cool and I'm acutally sitting beside em, writing this down with blood from a my arm and a pencil. Don't forget me when you're famous kiddo.

A 10/10 great game! As someone who's beaten the main game, I can say that the challenges the levels provide are well balanced and provide a rewarding feeling to those who beat them. I can't wait to beat [REDACTED DUE TO SPOILERS] mode with the [ALSO REDACTED] zone!

absolute banger

Great challenging game, dark souls players should try this!

Rectangle guy is a simple but addicting platformer to master This game is filled with love and charm and you can see that every second when you're playing, every level always brings something new to the table, the enemy and boss designs are very creative and fun, the controls are perfect and the drop dash really adds a lot of depth to the game, the level themes and backgrounds are very well done and always made me smile while playing, and all of this happens while you have the most relaxing and catchiest music playing in the background, once you finish the main story there are many sides modes to keep you busy, I would love to see a future installment or dlc where the developers add even more levels and mechanics. Rectangle guy is the best indie game i played this year so far and i recommend all of you to give it a try 7.5/10

This game sucks, I love it. I know the developer personally and I can say he kicked my dog and killed him. I am so sad about this, but guess what, this game is good and sucks poopoo donkey poop. Yeah, screw the developer, hes an amazing man, and I hope he continues to make games like this. Good work, developer.

a simple, challenging, yet satisfying platformer with a surprising amount of content for the price point. for 8$, you get the main campaign, time trials, and more that i don't wanna spoil for anyone looking to enjoy the game for themselves. but, for what it has, 8$ is a steal for the amount of content you get, with a unique sense of humor to boot.

Let's just say I know the devs, so even with bias aside, I think it's a pretty good game.

I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I love this game.

Simple yet challenging, this game strikes a perfect balance between heart and humor—clearly, a lot of passion went into crafting every detail. The humor throughout had me smiling even during the most intense moments, and the level design is nothing short of brilliant. Each theme feels fresh, and while the challenges push you, they never feel impossible, just the right amount of tricky. Plus, the soundtrack? Pure fun! It added so much to the experience, making even the toughest sections enjoyable. You can really feel the love in this one. Great job, dev, truly!