
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
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positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
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[h2] 🥈Um jogo muito criativo de stealth [/h2] Voce deve 'comer' a mobilia, A mesma mobilia que usa para se esconder! Divertido e viciante
Tedious and repetitive stealth game where the gimmick is that you have to eat your own hiding spots. Campaign starts out okay, but then falls off a cliff (look at the fall-off in achievements between level 4 and level 6).
Nie wiem o co tu chodzi. Chodzi się jakimś odkurzaczem i je meble, w ten tytuł musiałbym grać na siłę i byłyby to tortury.
A fantastic steath roguelike. Interesting lore, great style, love the music, the gameplay never got boring, and despite it taking me a while to master the game I never got frustrated with it. 100% Completion time: 13 hours 6 minutes 9/10
Its a good puzzle game, but not much of a rogue-like. The core gameplay loop is fun and kind of challenging if you're into it, but I personally wasn't too much.
Like others said, this game is "pointless and tedious".
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Nice game if you want having fun with your free time Salam dari binjai
Sam Fisher als Roomba
A neat little game that I would definitely pick up on sale or full price if you really enjoy stealth mixed with hide n seek. It sort of lacks replay value after you unlock everything but will keep you entertained until then and I've never quite played anything like it. I hope they make a squeal that expands on these mechanics with other playable robots or more skills perhaps. My only real complaint is that you can't play in FP mode from the get go; but need to beat the game at a moderate difficulty and that is a really cool feature that makes it more tense.
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