
NO, THANK YOU!!! is a dark, dramatic mystery hidden behind a comic veneer as all of the men in this yaoi visual novel harbor their own secrets. Uncover the mystery behind the protagonist and this bar disguising a detective agency while flirting with the guys and growing intimate with them.
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You play as Haru, a man who seems to be a kind soul that saved one of the bartenders at sótano from a car crash. However, neither Haru nor the staff of sótano are the men they appear to be at first glance. Flirt with the sexy men running the bar. Grow close and intimate with them. Uncover the secrets of this detective agency in-disguise. All while you lay your preparations to—NO, THANK YOU!!!


Enjoy a dark mystery lying behind a comic veneer and uncover the secrets each character harbors in order to reach each man's true endings.

Both the protagonist and all the romanceable men are fully voiced, even during the sex scenes! Enjoy the wonderful talents of Furukawa Tetsuto (Trinity Universe), Murakami Kazuya (Hakuouki), Tamaru Ryu (Touken Ranbu, Samurai Flamenco), and more!

Throughout the game, the "NO, THANK YOU!!!" button will appear at key, critical moments, and it's up to you to decide whether to proceed, or reject the choice the protagonist is about to make. What choices are those? That's a mystery you'll have to intuit from the story! Just know that choosing wrongly can lead to fatal consequences!
(Note: A Hint Mode which reveals more of the protagonist's thoughts is unlocked after your first playthrough.)
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Languages: English
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 41 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 41 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
played this game 1/3 laughing, 1/3 crying, and 1/3 with a boner truly changed my life
Ugh. Okay... If you are here for "cute/comedy/romance BL"? Please don't. It [u]really and truly isn't[/u], and those tags don't lie! This is a psycho/dark/disturbing af game... That looks nice... Has plenty of lewd scenes... And I actually enjoyed the mystery! I liked them solving cases... Up until I saw the "sickness" of it all. I know other people already warned the others and I mean... I am someone who read some disturbing stuff in the past. Revenge p*rn? Yeah. That one (or was it several? Heh) psychotic scenes from Dramatical Murder? Yeah. So sometimes we all need to dabble in some darkness... Because we have a craving for it. Yeah, that's okay. It's cool... But here... It's on another level entirely. It will start out fun and ridiculous. "Haru" has this "amnesia" stuff going and you get to see how other characters and him interact... Then you make a few choices and... Once you get to your first lewd scene... And then several others... You start to feel... Bad. Like this is the wrong kind of "SA". Like you shouldn't be watching or enjoying this... You want to... STOP IT by any means possible...! (Now there is no need to preach about "this is fiction". I know it is, but unlike other fictious work... I wanted to point out that these were the most unsettling scenes I came across. Heh... Guess I still have some sort of morality in me.) Therefore, instead of focusing on these scenes, I wanted to grab "Haru" and say "hey now... Leave that poor man alone!!!" And then I saw that one part with what he did to Ryu and I was like... Just keep hitting that button. It's almost over. :I It's eerily creepy and unsettling. In a really bad way. This is the first time I've felt like this with a VN and goodness gracious! Dramatical Murder had some f-ed up sheet too! Alright. By now you also start to slowly put the pieces of the mystery together... But it didn't make it better. The excitement for that mystery basically shattered at a certain point for me... And that's when I got to the end of "Pop's" route and that was it. I couldn't do it no more. Let me say it here, a rather lady-like comment in all capital letters: "EWWW! NO! JUST NO!!!" Should've said that outloud in Ryu's route too. That one scene... :i Lol... I am done. I don't care if "Haru's" body looks nice and has really GREAT looking tattoos. I'd rather re-visit the other horrifying things I've sat through and re-read them... Instead of reading this any longer. I see that other people like it and that's cool. More power to ya, but as for me... This one got me. :i
This game cured my erectile dysfunction. Can't recommend it enough.
fake ghosters when a real avoidant individual comes at them
我会停止呼吸直到nty出中文
九号房入的坑,而九号房整体篇幅较短节奏较快。 所以说实话打NTY时,一周目推hiroyuki打得昏昏欲睡。到结局的时候才感觉「啊不对。好像有什么东西要冒出来了」。 于是就顺着推了下去。二周目同样的文本中偶尔会增加新的内心独白。个人很喜欢这种叙事方式。二周目推的是ryu。相比一周目来说、明显感觉故事内容变多变复杂了。 目前只推完了两个角色。开始期待之后的剧情了! 九号房给我的感觉像是一阵突如其来的风暴。对我的心灵造成猛烈冲击,短时间内难以平复。 NTY给我的感觉完全相反。像是一条缓缓流淌的溪流。在攻略角色的时候了解角色们的过往,同时也在了解真正的haru。整体来说没有太大的波澜,只有渐渐展开的真相、或者说已经被提前猜到的真相。 也许这个夏日过后,我会忘记haru的存在,但每当夏日来临,我都会想起他,想起那个七月末,我一脚踏入了雨宫充老师所编织的世界中。
girl hiroyuki's VA put his whole HIROYUSSY into that role!!!! i enjoyed this one much better than LKYT. If I had to recommend one though out of their current titles on steam definitely go with room no.9 and then maybe NTY. Ryu and Hiro were my favs and the spicy scenes were :eyes: (u get it) also a lot of the developer messages at the end were super funny omg but i'll let u discover those for yourself as u play, so make sure u get all the cg's!!!
the storyline was PEAK I wish haru would’ve gotten topped or something like please stop that man bro 😭
The warnings people give for this game are 100% justified. If you see my comment and are debating the game, do not assume this game is light. If you have played other Parade games, or Nitro Chiral titles, chances are you are primed for this experience. I went in knowing only that it was a dark bl, and that the protagonist, Haru, brought about a lot of the dark content in the game. I ended up liking it. I cried many times. Each route revealed more of the overall story, and encouraged me to go back and see what playing through the game had revealed. There are little connections you can make by playing through every route and ending. The most devastating part of this game is that there is no true good ending for everyone. Haru, the romanceable characters, and the side characters, all have different endings to their plots and they cannot coexist, as each route comes with completely different plot focuses. You might think you got a good ending for a side character, then learn that there's a better ending for them that is only obtainable through a different route, and that route may end in the suffering of other characters. It's an experience that I won't forget any time soon.
can someone ban haru from speaking during the sex scenes tahnk you
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