
NO, THANK YOU!!! is a dark, dramatic mystery hidden behind a comic veneer as all of the men in this yaoi visual novel harbor their own secrets. Uncover the mystery behind the protagonist and this bar disguising a detective agency while flirting with the guys and growing intimate with them.
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You play as Haru, a man who seems to be a kind soul that saved one of the bartenders at sótano from a car crash. However, neither Haru nor the staff of sótano are the men they appear to be at first glance. Flirt with the sexy men running the bar. Grow close and intimate with them. Uncover the secrets of this detective agency in-disguise. All while you lay your preparations to—NO, THANK YOU!!!


Enjoy a dark mystery lying behind a comic veneer and uncover the secrets each character harbors in order to reach each man's true endings.

Both the protagonist and all the romanceable men are fully voiced, even during the sex scenes! Enjoy the wonderful talents of Furukawa Tetsuto (Trinity Universe), Murakami Kazuya (Hakuouki), Tamaru Ryu (Touken Ranbu, Samurai Flamenco), and more!

Throughout the game, the "NO, THANK YOU!!!" button will appear at key, critical moments, and it's up to you to decide whether to proceed, or reject the choice the protagonist is about to make. What choices are those? That's a mystery you'll have to intuit from the story! Just know that choosing wrongly can lead to fatal consequences!
(Note: A Hint Mode which reveals more of the protagonist's thoughts is unlocked after your first playthrough.)
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Languages: English
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can someone ban haru from speaking during the sex scenes tahnk you
我会一直憋气直到nty和r9出官中.jpg 剧本完成度很高的parade开山之作,需要全路线+多周目才能了解故事全貌。虽然除开小博线外恋爱感基本为0但是是真正的男男关系多样性大赏,而不是打着多样性招牌实际上最后全是一般小情侣的欺诈。bl这方面xp已经完全被调教成ygc的样子了你要怎么赔我啊 一个游戏下来已经为小春流了50斤眼泪,我永远喜欢小春 顺带怎么最近换了这么萌萌的一个banner[spoiler] 更方便把人骗进来杀吗 [/spoiler]
some people say they dont like the mc but i think hes really endearing and funny so... the game is hilarious, i cant stop smiling while i play bro its crazy 10/10 yaoi game
I like top MCs
The sex scenes are mostly SA with some victim-blaming mentality, very old school. "It's not r*pe because they enjoy it, and I know they enjoy it because they're aroused and they're not fighting me enough." Stuff like that. You unfortunately have to have that mentality to progress the story (the bachelors will say stop and you have to ignore them) If that's triggering I wouldn't play it. It was for me, I had to put it down. Not judging you if you're into that, I've played Naked Butler, Euphoria, No. 9 and way more screwed up titles that makes my trigger not make any sense (I don't know either). Just giving out a warning for those who don't vibe with that. Otherwise, the story is interesting, the art is great, it's translates nice and it's a good read.
i crode... like deadass cried
i loved this game so much. amazing bara and even if the art got ugly at times, the storyline is still amazing and the plot is so interesting. im sad this game doesn't get as much recognition as other games from parade.
I'm not super fond of the "No Thank You" flag destroying gimmick because it often isn't really clear what choice I'm making. I had a little bit of trouble figuring out what was going on until I played Kouichi's route. I played that one last but I feel like it provides a majority of the context needed to understand the story. I struggle with simple, familiar names sometimes, so the characters having all Japanese names made things difficult for me. This is further exacerbated by characters having multiple names: "brown hair", Akiyama, Hiroyuki, Hiroshi are all the same character. I know Japanese is more formal regarding peoples' names than English, but I wish translators would take that into account. Going back and forth between first and family names (and nicknames!) made this so much harder for me than it needed to be. With that said it is an interesting story with solid visuals and music. I have never seen a character like Haru before - so cheerful, carefree, and goofy, but also up to some pretty bad things.
Its a really great game considered that this is the debut of parade... Some plots could be a bit corny by current standards but I mean this game was out in 2013 or sth so its definitely not a problem I really love that they trying to stuff many sex scenes. Love parade!
I wasnt expecting it to be this sad and obscure but i rlly liked it, made me laugh and cry and i miss them now that i finished all routes :( i got really attached to the protagonist, its a game where everyone is a victim of some kind and it was hard to read some things revealed from time to time excelent vn
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