Monkey Land 3D: Reaper Rush

[h1] This game tries a little bit of every platformer, but bad controls, lack of direction and messy level design makes it fairly unplayable. [/h1]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. Not just one of the worst games, one of the worst things humanity has ever produced. I hate everything about this. The controls are awful with jumping that's somehow both floaty and inadequate, where the stupid monkey can't jump over even the smallest gaps. There's a loading screen tip that says that if you mash attack you can stay floating, but that's just a lie and doesn't work. Combat is also floaty and you never feel like hits connect, you just flail into the air and hope that the enemy dies. The levels are abject garbage, just one tiny room with some platforms and a billion collectable bananas that seemingly do nothing. You can talk to other monkeys and animals and they say the most inane things with poor grammar. The monkey "J-Rock" called me "bruh". Let's not even talk about the UI. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say worst UI ever seen in a game. It's shockingly ugly and looks like what your little toddler cousin would whip up they knew how to Photoshop. It's an eye-melting visual cacophony of fonts, colors and ugly drawings. And the game makes you flip through like 10 screens of it every single time you die or load a level. Last but not least, the game is voiced by one of those horrendously obnoxious Nickelodeon voice actors. It's hard to describe, but he sounds like he voices some annoying douche in some annoying cartoon that only toddlers can enjoy, and for some god forsaken reason, he constantly drops 80s movie quotes for no damn reason. He randomly says "yippie-ki-yay" and "dead or alive, you're coming with me" for literally no reason. It's not in response to you killing an enemy or meeting another animal or anything like that, the voice clips just play randomly. And the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't even say the quotes properly, he says "dead or alive, you're coming WITH me" for some bizarre reason. I hate this game. Kill it. Kill it with nuclear weapons to be sure.

The Ape Escape sequel we all have been waiting for! With a bit more polishing and work, I can see myself enjoying this game. There's potential with the character's movement.

it almost a playable game but really glitchy. -i could jump through gates -i had "talk to j-rock" permanently on my screen -controls are poor, mainly jumping and attacking -bloom need adjusted -i don't need to hear the games name every 5min

Bad game. Bad movie quotes. Bad optimization.

一个只会XJB按的傻猴子，外加大量光污染的烂香蕉 纯属骗钱

The game has had a few smaller patches since i have last spoken to the dev's Right now, I would only recomment buying the game if you desire a game that hasn't got all its quirks out of the boat. But the game is a good collection game 3d platforming is enjoyable now. The camera needs - rework the Attack on or off as i now call it, works pritty well but i would advise you keep it on during those odd maps you don't know whats going to happen to you. When you die the ENTIRE Map resets- YAY NOT... Only problem that i really have with this game righ tnow and i have said it. I play with KB and mouse, The mouse is no longer needed but could be used to be a sweet set of enjoyment perimitors. Joypad has a run feature i think - KB doesnt. I would like to see those change so each person palying the game has the same sub set of keys made to them. Till next update.

I first tried it out with mouse and keyboard, and it was a little frustrating because the game is designed for gamepad. That said, as soon as i pluged in my xbox controller it was a much more enjoyable experience and found myself unable to stop playing.

Much like the majority of reviews for this game, this simply falls a bit flat. It's kind've all over the place. It's not very enjoyable at all.

菜单图片读取慢，配音尴尬，优化差占用cpu极高,关键画质也不咋地，对话要按下跳跃键但是又不会取消跳跃就导致完全无法正常对话，操作蹩脚