Molemen Must Die!

An American power fantasy, this game involves Trump seeking revenge on the [strike] Mexicans [/strike] Molemen who insulted his presidency. You will jump down an endless hole, experiencing a near bullet hell as you mow down cute munchkin moles. You'll also have to escort a [strike] wall [/strike] bomb to the centre of the planet before it blows. Being an old-skool 8-bit platformer, half the things you'll stand on will be steel beams. Ordinarily, this would be an over-played trope. In this case however, i think it's an excellent opportunity for further satire. [b] I would like to officially petition the devs to implement the cheat code 'Jetfuel', or perhaps as a random drop. It could be a bucket of jet fuel that you pour on a steel beam to melt it and everything under it, creating a drop chute straight to the final battle where we can be immediately minced by the Mole Cartel King. [/b] Overall, I’d give this a many thumbs up out of a sea of thumbs up. One can never kill too many molemen, nor protect the ego of a cheeto with tiny hands.

Call me Game Theory, but is the main character supposed to be Hillary Clinton? AWESOME game, addicting as hell. I want to play more but I have to go to work soon lol. Check out my review, and give this game a try- it's amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMoCf3u9mmE

BEST GAME EVER!

Two thumbs up! Met the creators at a videogame convention yesterday and got a 'free' copy when I traded in a random item (which was the collectible lanyard-pass for the con) and was pleasantly surprised at the amount of content and entertainment you can get from such a cheap purchase. Really charming experience - and I'm looking forward to it being a time-killer while I listen to podcasts. Excited to see what the developers produce next.

Pretty visceral. Kind of wacky to start with for example the character is not that agile, but they are super gunned up with "heavy bullets" modifer that just makes all the bullets heavy, "bouncey bullets" and "shoot both directions"... and you're shooting all kinds of moles and vaping up XP, but that's also what makes it good. Good one to jump into for 10-15 minutes after work or something and there will be a bit of variety each time.

Frantic, random and very addictive. A solid gun game at an awesome price.

This game is, quite simply, a lot of fun.

This game is a blast! Use your twitch reflexes to shoot molemen and carefully make your way down into their world, escorting a genuine U.S of A nuke all the way. Now I just need to get my mojo back and regain top spot on the leaderboard!

Really fun game. I play it in short bursts when I just want something quick to play. I enjoy the fact that your "perks" change every so often. Keeps things fresh, although some of them are a pain to deal with, but I suppose that's part of the charm as well. Never know what your going to get.

(I know the review is ♥♥♥♥ but I needed to reflect what I am) Molemen Must Die. What a hectic game. You can barely take your eyes of the sceen for a second unless you want to be eaten or drilled by those little fluffy bastards. I think thats why I love this game so much. Anyway, why would you want to look away from such a beautiful pleasing game such as this. (Cue the internet where you can't have an opinion.) I do believe that MMD needs a chainsaw, but who knows what the future holds. Devs are also very sociable, but one gets ready to early. Was ready before midnight once, still dissapointed in him. So, should you buy this game for yourself, grandma and dog? Absolutely. Whilst the dog might not get very high on the leaderboard and ya granny might have a heart attack, who cares? They get to enjoy a great game. Even if they die.