Max Gentlemen Sexy Business!

I came for the queer dating sim and stayed for the tycoon gameplay thats just way too good. genuinely this is the most fun I've had playing any tycoon game, it just scratched that itch and doesnt fall into any of the issues i've had with other tycoon games. the characters and comedy is peak and i love the way the self insert protagonist is characterized, and usually i hate self insert protags. my only ONLY complaint is the lack of trans/gender queer romancables. i love that you can make yourself and your rival present any way you like and have customized bits, but i was disappointed to learn none of the datables were trans like me. if theres ever a sequel please add at least one cringefail trans woman i can romance i will latch onto her and chew on her like a squeaky toy for months

It's exactly what it looks like: a stat-building tycoon game with mini-game dates and romances with your executives. It's silly, hilarious, loooooong as heck (that's what she said), and totally worthsies, in my humble, smut-loving opinion. The stat building part is the main bulk of the game, with romantic or friendly interludes, your choice. There's a bit of a time crunch, in that you have a debt that must be repaid within a certain time (which you can extend with lots of money), which includes defeating your competition - the stat building part of the game. Thankfully, despite the crunch, you don't really have to worry about all that immediately. You can fail as many times as you want, and just start a new company and try again, keeping your executives' affection levels and unlocks. Acquire money, fisticuffs, moustache (yes, it's a stat), and employees, then duke it out with your competitors in the town square. Also your character and your rival are both fully customizable. And yes, there's a free NSFW DLC for the discerning gentlefolk.

This game is absolutely silly! It's tongue in cheek humor is a wonderful way to pass the time, scandalously well balanced sexual tones, well played puns, and challenging levels. A Masterfully made game.

Pip Whipple was the end for me. After hours of forgettable characters and boring gameplay, they finally introduced me to a new character... whose schtick is that she's a grown ass woman who likes to dress up as a little boy. The female characters are super boring ret large. Phoned in sex worker character, phoned in domme, and some british lady. I think her thing was that she's strong. How novel. Samuel Finch is the only one with a notably interesting/sexy background and I couldn't get him in my company because for some reason, my RNG only offered the same people over and over. It's like, in a bad 'choices matter' game, you pick between an 'evil' option or a 'good' option. In a bad dating sim, you pick between white bread or wheat bread for your sandwich. Metaphorically. Point is, the choices aren't all that different.

this game appears goofy on the surface and it definitely is- BUT, it is also weirdly addictive in its gameplay mechanic.

i actually received a product key for this game in-person, when i attended a talk given by the dev a couple years ago. after playing through the first campaign.. i feel like i robbed him and owe an apology. a lot of emphasis was put on the goal of making a fun game, with optional erotic elements to add some flavor for interested players, which shines through here. this is a surprisingly enjoyable, highly addicting game, with a shocking amount of content and replay value. the adult elements take a backseat here and i think that's to the game's strength. i'm genuinely impressed by the scope of this project, this is a big game. the first campaign took me around 8hrs, and i'm not even close to unlocking everything. there's two more campaigns, plus ~12 outfits each for like 14 different characters, all of whom have a relationship level which carries over between playthroughs - not to mention what i estimate to be around 100 different smutty magazines and gallery pieces to unlock via said relationship levels, or the in-game Smut Peddler. there's a lot to unlock here and the game itself seems very replayable. gameplay-wise, this taps into a dangerous "one more turn" cycle, similar to [i]Heroes of Might & Magic 3[/i] for me. that's pretty high praise but it feels like the most apt comparison. you're always progressing in a few different areas at once, and each individual action is quick enough that it's easy to justify that next turn, only to find out you piled up a thousand of those 'quick' moments, and it's now 3AM. i'm largely ignoring the dialogue for the sake of brevity here, but it's witty and cute. nothing stood out to me as cringe or hokey. my expectations were honestly not that high, and i was very pleasantly surprised.

I haven't laughed this hard playing a game since the KFC dating sim. Highly recommend if you like silly humor.

There is an issue with the code somewhere, can you fix it? The game seems to really heat up the computer that is in utter disproportion to this game as software. (e.g. GTA4 runs quieter and takes less CPU...) The issue is probably inside your game's loop/update function. One way to fix it could be call certain functions/algorithms/calculations only in x/FPS. Maybe there is some code that shouldn't be there or it iterates over something large or complex every very frame. Anyway, there is clearly a programming issue. (I have all options/settings on lowest, deactivated whatever can be, etc.) (I love playing the game btw. People find it repetitive, but I think there is at least some minmaxing possible while playing the game and the map and assets you get can really change your run.)

Y'all I played this game for so long. It's dumb but it's amazing, I don't know. It has a lot of soul, and great writing. The characters are great and I got stupidly into it. I'm really looking forward to what the developer is making next

Nothing has made me laugh like this game. The humour is on point, witty and tasteful and delightfully silly. Can't complain about the selection of characters either! Fun for multiple playthroughs.