---{ Graphics 🎨 }---
▢ You forget what reality is (Is this real life? No, it's just fantasy!)
▢ Beautiful (Graphics that belong in an art museum!)
▢ Good (Visually satisfying, like eye candy!)
🖼️ Decent (Graphics as ordinary as a ham sandwich)
▢ Bad (The visuals made my eyes weep!)
▢ Don‘t look too long at it (Graphic disaster, run for cover!)
▢ MS-DOS (Welcome to the pixelated dimension!)
---{ Gameplay 🎮 }---
▢ Very good (Gameplay fit for gaming legends!)
▢ Good (Playtime-worthy like a pro)
🔳 It's just gameplay (Meh, but it's something)
▢ Mehh (I'd rather watch paint dry)
▢ Watch paint dry instead (Better than this snooze fest)
▢ Just don't (Run away while you still can!)
---{ Audio 🔊 }---
▢ Eargasm (My ears are dancing!)
▢ Very good (Tune-tastic!)
▢ Good (Decent ear candy)
🔳 Not too bad (Could be worse, I guess)
▢ Bad (My ears are crying)
▢ I'm now deaf (Thanks for the hearing damage)
---{ Audience 👶👦👧👩👴 }---
🔳 Kids (Child's play)
🔳 Teens (Young at heart gamers)
▢ Adults (Mature gaming for the win)
▢ Grandma (Even Granny approves)
---{ PC Requirements 💻 }---
▢ Check if you can run paint (Potato-friendly)
💾 Potato (Can my calculator handle this?)
▢ Decent (It runs smoother than butter!)
▢ Fast (Zoom zoom, no lag!)
▢ Rich boi (The game demands my computer's soul!)
▢ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer (Say goodbye to your savings!)
---{ Difficulty 🏆 }---
▢ Just press 'W' (I can do this with my eyes closed!)
🏁 Easy (Casual stroll in the park)
▢ Easy to learn / Hard to master (Prepare to git gud!)
▢ Significant brain usage (The IQ challenge is on!)
▢ Difficult (Rage quit warning!)
▢ Dark Souls (Welcome to frustration central!)
---{ Grind ⏳ }---
⏰ Nothing to grind (A smooth ride!)
▢ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks (Leaderboard enthusiasts only)
▢ Isn't necessary to progress (Grind-free progress!)
▢ Average grind level (The grind is real, but bearable)
▢ Too much grind (Grind-tastic, a second job!)
▢ You'll need a second life for grinding (Goodbye social life!)
---{ Story 📖 }---
📜 No Story (A storyless saga)
▢ Some lore (A lore-light tale)
▢ Average (Meh-nderful storytelling)
▢ Good (Gripping adventures await)
▢ Lovely (A story to steal hearts!)
▢ It'll replace your life (My reality is now this game!)
---{ Game Time ⏰ }---
▢ Long enough for a cup of coffee (Blink, and it's over!)
▢ Short (Blink twice, and it's still not done)
🕒 Average (A decent journey)
▢ Long (A grand epic!)
▢ To infinity and beyond (Will I ever see daylight again?)
---{ Price 💰 }---
▢ It's free! (Freebies, the best kind of loot!)
▢ Worth the price (A treasure worth every coin!)
💸 If it's on sale (Wait for the gaming gods' discount!)
▢ If u have some spare money left (Budget-friendly fun!)
▢ Not recommended (Save your pennies for a better quest!)
▢ You could also just burn your money (Might as well make s'mores!)
---{ Bugs 🐞 }---
▢ Never heard of (Bug-free zone, hooray!)
🐛 Minor bugs (Tiny buggy buddies)
▢ Can get annoying (Annoying ants in the code)
▢ Cyberpunk 2077 (Glitches galore!)
▢ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs (It's a bug party!)
---{ Exploration 🌎}---
▢ Vast and immersive world to explore (Where's the nearest passport? I'm exploring!)
▢ Interesting locations to discover (Worth every step of the journey)
▢ Decent exploration opportunities (Let's play hide-and-seek with the map)
🔳 Limited exploration, linear gameplay (Exploring on training wheels)
▢ Exploring feels pointless (Lost in a maze of nothingness)
▢ You'll never want to explore again (Run, Forrest, run, and don't look back!)
---{ Customization 🎭}---
▢ Extensive character customization options (A creation wizard's dream!)
▢ Decent variety of customization (Makeover magic, but not too much)
▢ Limited but sufficient customization (Basic beautification)
▢ Little to no customization available (Character clones unite!)
🔳 Why bother with customization? (I'll just go with the default look)
---{ Replayability 🔄}---
▢ Endlessly replayable with multiple outcomes (Infinite adventures await!)
▢ Some replay value due to choices (Decisions, decisions, game on!)
🔳 Limited replayability, no major differences (Same game, different day)
▢ No reason to replay after finishing (Once is enough, thanks)
▢ Playing it again? Not a chance. (Nope, not going down that road again)
---{ Updates and Support 🛠️}---
▢ Active developer support with frequent updates (The devs are heroes!)
▢ Developers listen to players' feedback (They've got ears like Dumbo!)
🔳 Occasional updates with bug fixes (A sprinkle of updates here and there)
▢ Rare updates, concerns left unaddressed (It's the land of abandoned hopes)
▢ Developers abandoned the game (Game over, no continuation in sight)
---{ Modding Support 🧩}---
▢ Robust modding support, vibrant modding community (Mods aplenty, creativity galore!)
▢ Some modding support available (A taste of modding magic)
▢ Limited modding options (Modding, but with training wheels)
▢ Modding community is small or inactive (Crickets in the modding realm)
🔳 Modding? What's that? (We're in a modless universe)
---{ Microtransactions 💸}---
🔳 None, completely free from microtransactions (No wallets harmed here!)
▢ Cosmetic-only microtransactions (Style without the pay-to-win)
▢ Mild microtransactions, not intrusive (A sprinkle of microtransactions)
▢ Aggressive microtransactions, but avoidable (Pay up or face the consequences)
▢ Pay-to-win or heavily monetized (My wallet, it's screaming in pain!)
---{ Community 👥}---
▢ Active and friendly community (Welcome to the gaming family!)
▢ Supportive community, willing to help (High-fives and helpful tips!)
🔳 Average community, mixed interactions (A diverse bunch with ups and downs)
▢ Toxic community, best avoided (Venturing into the realm of trolls)
▢ Community? It's a battlefield. (Enter at your own risk)
---{ Game Design and Mechanics 🕹️}---
▢ Well-designed gameplay and mechanics (Gameplay masterclass!)
🔳 Solid mechanics, enjoyable experience (Smooth mechanics, happy gaming)
▢ Average design, nothing exceptional (The normcore of gaming)
▢ Flawed mechanics, disrupts immersion (Like trying to swim in quicksand)
▢ Broken and poorly designed (It's like Frankenstein's game)
---{ Rating ⭐ / 10 }---
▢ 1 (It's worse than bad)
▢ 2 (Not even two thumbs up)
▢ 3 (Meh to the power of three)
▢ 4 (Four-giveable but not great)
▢ 5 (Middlin' five!)
🌟 6 (A solid sixer!)
▢ 7 (Lucky seven, it's good!)
▢ 8 (An awesome eight!)
▢ 9 (Nine-tastic! Almost perfect!)
▢ 10 (A perfect ten, game heaven!)
