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[b]Hentai Evilgirls[/b],which by the way should probably be “Hentai Evil Girls”, took me an entire [b]THREE MINUTES[/b] to finish. There were a total of nine puzzles. I had to literally wait two minutes just to write a bad review on this because it’s not possible to review a game on Steam unless you play for five minutes.
This raises a serious question in my mind. “If a game is [i][u]SHORTER[/u][/i] than [b]FIVE MINUTES[/b] and it’s over, how on earth can I consider this a game even?”. Anyway, it’s light hentai puzzles that you can type in something to reveal more over the censored naughty bits. Even worse than my last review I complained about with it taking me a total of fifteen minutes.
At least this one is on sale right now, unlike the other. Still not worth it. Three minutes? I spend more than three minutes on the toilet! I guess you could always finish it, and get a refund, but I only recommend this again to collectors or enthusiasts of the genre that don’t mind wasting $0.99 USD or below (depending on sales). The images are run-of-the-mill, and it’s mostly white on the background, and very plain. Most of us could learn to do this in very little time. It should be free if it doesn’t even meet the review time of five minutes. How much is three minutes of your time worth if you expect some substance from a purchase, even if it is lowest tier? I definitely want more than three minutes.
[h1]Pros[/h1]
It’s over. Not that it mattered, since it only took three minutes.
Price is lowest possible on Steam at the base amount.
It is not censored if you know how to uncensor it.
It did not crash on me.
This will be a banned game by Valve in the next purge. I am going to play Nostradamus here.
[h1]Cons[/h1]
It was three minutes. Three minutes. For what would have cost me $0.99 base price.
The animations were just kinda meh. Not bad, not great. Sort of okay.
It only had nine levels, which were extremely easy sliding puzzles. I had to actually drag these with a mouse, instead of the usual click two pieces and they switch. Wasn’t a true slider that’s kind of tough, where you have to align them. Was annoying I couldn’t just tap the pieces, but then that would have made the game only two minutes long.
I feel a sense of loss after playing. This could be okay, but it feels like there was no effort involved in the making of this game. If I didn’t have a free copy to examine, I’d probably ask for a refund after leaving a review.
Music was creeping me out too for some reason. Made me feel even more distant and sad. It’s hard to explain, but I am glad I returned to write this up without too much suffering. Only three minutes worth.
[h1]Conclusion[/h1]
Again, three minutes. Need I really say more? I was not even trying to go at world-beater pace. It just ended after nine simple puzzles. A few achievements, which may be a bright spot for some. Still, this should have a heck of a lot more content for a whole dollar.
Recommended for masochists, collectors, and people that like NSFW stuff. It [i]is[/i] censored without the code though. Only buy this if you’ve bought nearly every other Steam game ever made, and your choices are extremely limited. Not recommended by a long shot.
Special thanks to [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/32110520-Simetria-League/]Simetria League[/url] for their support!
