Guns & Fishes

The physics in this game are absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass game off the damn store right now bruh. 1.5/10

Clearly someone's first Unity project they have for some reason put on Steam for you to buy Nothing inherently wrong with putting basic games on Steam, but I think what baffles me the most though is the fact that this has worse movement AND enemy AI logic than any default Unity template you could find online. I have literally no clue how this was made so bad to move around in

Guns & Fishes é daqueles jogos que você não recomendaria pra ninguém, mas que ao mesmo tempo acabou valendo o tempo investido. A premissa é absurda no bom sentido: um atirador em primeira pessoa onde as munições são peixes de verdade, e isso por si só já cria uma identidade curiosa que poucos jogos conseguem ter. [hr][/hr] [b]O que funciona[/b] A variedade de armas é interessante e progressiva, cada uma com um comportamento diferente. Os primeiros níveis têm um ritmo gostoso, desafiador sem ser injusto, e dá pra perceber que a ideia central tem potencial. Para quem busca conquistas, é um prato cheio: todas desbloqueáveis em poucas horas, sem sofrimento excessivo. [b]O que não funciona[/b] O movimento é escorregadio, como se o personagem estivesse andando em sabão. O gancho então é o ponto mais frustrante sem dúvida alguma. Quando funciona, até passa uma sensação legal de agilidade. Quando não funciona, e isso acontece com frequência, você é catapultado para fora do mapa sem cerimônia nenhuma. [hr][/hr] Para quem quer um jogo rápido de zerar e colecionar conquistas numa tarde sem compromisso, ele cumpre esse papel. Não é bom. Mas é honesto com o que é.

This game is awful. What starts as a lighthearted parody of Mirror’s Edge quickly devolves into a frustrating mess the moment you acquire the grappling hook — an item that highlights just how broken the game’s physics and mechanics truly are. The premise is bizarre enough to catch your attention: you play as a nameless character sprinting through a colorless city, armed with guns that fire fish bullets. Yes, fish bullets. For reasons the game never explains, these fish are apparently superpowered, capable of taking down brutes and assassins with a single headshot. It’s silly, sure, but there’s some novelty in the absurdity. The gameplay loop seems simple but promising at first. You run along walls, kill enemies, acquire increasingly ridiculous fish-based weapons, and keep running. There’s a fish rocket launcher, homing fish missiles, a fully automatic fish cannon, and even a fish shotgun that’s surprisingly fun to use. By the end of the first mission, you’ll think you’ve got a handle on what to expect from the rest of the game. Then the grappling hook happens. Halfway through the game, you’re given the grappling hook, and that’s when Guns and Fishes completely falls apart. The hook’s physics are, frankly, an unforgivable disaster. Grappling to a surface should allow you to swing between points with some level of control — but here, the hook inexplicably launches you upward in erratic, unpredictable ways. There’s no consistency to the way it handles momentum, and the cooldown on the hook is poorly communicated, leaving you floundering midair more often than not. Up until this point, the game isn’t half bad. It’s absurd, sure, but it’s fun in a chaotic, arcade-like way. The fish-based arsenal is ridiculous, and the movement mechanics — while not groundbreaking — get the job done. But the grappling hook takes that shred of enjoyable chaos and turns it into a tedious, rage-inducing chore. What’s worse is that the game leans heavily on this mechanic in its second half, forcing you to rely on a broken tool to traverse increasingly complex levels. Instead of feeling like a nimble parkour expert, you’ll feel like a frustrated player wrestling with mechanics that simply don’t work. In the end, Guns and Fishes is a game that drowns in its own ambition. What starts as a quirky, tongue-in-cheek experience spirals into a maddening exercise in poor design. There’s potential buried in its silliness, but the game’s second half sinks it like a stone — or maybe like a fish that just can’t swim.

2€, j'ai l'impression de m'être fait arnaquer. N'achetez pas ce jeu, vraiment. Bon, faisons simple. Le but du jeu est de parcourir un niveau parkour-plateforme en tuant les ennemis . Une fois tous les ennemis de la dernière zone du niveau vaincus, vous passez au niveau suivant. Vous pouvez sauter, glisser, courir sur les murs et vos armes ont pour munitions : des poissons. Bref, commençons par les points positifs.... J'ai été content de quitter le jeu ? Sincèrement, je ne vois rien d'intéressant dans ce jeu, les armes ont une maniabilité basique, les tirs font que les balles-poissons tombent donc n'atteignent pas forcément la cible à moins d'être près de l'ennemi, aucune sensation de combat, on se contente de tirer au pif et au final, on essaie surtout d'éviter les ennemis le plus possible pour rusher le niveau et finir au plus vite. Au moins, y'a une variété d'arme. Bon, la partie combat est pas intéressante, mais passons à la partie principale : le parkour. Car comme dis plutôt, vous allez pouvoir faire du parkour. Et c'est bien ça non ? Et bien non, la maniabilité du personnage est aux fraises, votre personnage s'accroche au mur presque tout seul, ce qui vous plante souvent un saut, ou la capacité de se baisser qui ne permet pas de traverser un obstacle parce que vous n'avez pas pris d'élan. Tout ça qui vous feront recommencer souvent le niveau. Au moins, y'a des checkpoints. Enfin, si vous oubliez qu'une partie des checkpoint vous font reprendre en regardant le vide et à moins de 2m du trou, ce qui fait que si vous allez trop vite, c'est la chute assurée. Puis arrive le moment fatidique, vous obtenez un grappin. J'adore ça les grappins dans les jeux moi. Et je peux affirmer que celui là est le plus buggé que j'ai vu ! Grappin qui s'accroche parfois oui, parfois non, l'élan qui vous fait aller un peu partout, tantôt vous suivez le mouvement de la corde, tantôt ça vous tire à l'endroit où est accrocher le grappin. Vous finissez par tenter un peu n'importe quoi pour vous accrocher, sacahtn que le grappin a une portée limitée et s'il ne s'accroche pas, il faut que vous atterrissiez pour pouvoir le relancer. Alors quand arrive les phases de parkour grappin, tu serres bien les dents. Nan sincèrement, le jeu n'a rien qui va. Et surtout grande question : pourquoi des poissons ? Quel intérêt ? C'est même pas comme si on était dans des niveaux aquatiques, on se balade de toit en toit. Bref, un jeu, en accès anticipé peut-être, mais vu la date de sortie, je doute qu'il voit la lumière un jour. En attendant, gardez vos 2€ pour un jeu plus intéressant. 3/20

It's alright but the movement system is horrible and the parkour sucks

it was vcool

Parece facil pero dime eso a partir del nivel 15 si te crees bueno en un shooter juega a este juego es mas te reto, yo no he sido capaz y cuando mi culo se recupere me lo platinare.

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the movement is frustrating, your movement it tied to the movement of the last platform you were on. Good for some jank enjoyment and a short bit of time for a full set of achievements. interesting time overall.