General Horse and the Package of Doom

Секретная видеоигра из лабиринта поискового Минотавра, находящаяся под защитой тридцати ревьюверов Steam. Хорватский искромётный юмор от создателей в прошлом детских книжек за три евро штука заставит любого игрока беззаботно смеяться, забывая о каких-либо задних мыслях и внутренних стоп-кранах. Настоятельно рекомендуется к употреблению в цельном виде или маленькими дозами по два часа каждая. Нужно отправить эту видеоигру в космос, вместе с бутербродами, прахом умерших и золотым винилом, чтобы инопланетяне наконец-то обрели чувство юмора и перестали делать текущие высокобюджетные ААА игры для нашего рынка.

Genuinely the best game available on steam. Triple A studios will release a game after 8 years in development and pull it off the shelves 2 weeks later, yet this master piece has flown under the radar of gamers for far to long. well worth the price of admission and I hope to see more general horse games released in the coming years! All I can say is put it in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ear and wish to believe!

kino of the highest caliber

It's FTL with oscar-worthy acting. A lot more people need to experience this ultimate pleasure

Алмаз, скрытый в глубинах стим говняка АБСОЛЮТ СИНЕМА

Dune: Part Two

Birthday pate. It's nourishing.

I will always be here for a weird homegrown game like this. I've played a lot of modern FMV games and it's cool to play one which is actually a game and not just a movie with choices. The lead wears his underwear over his pants like Quailman and the bad guy looks like Dr. Eggman with feathers, you can't take it too seriously! The stereotype Mexican and Arabs are genuine cringe though.

Exceptionally fun & utterly inappropriate. Obviously made by a bunch of friends garage-style. Kinda Red Dwarfish, but not only because it's happening in space (: The story's well though out, the characters are engaging and the locations are stunningly...weird! Too bad there's not more FMVs these days . Great game!

Екарный бабай, хорош уже ограничивать функции профиля у этой игры!